What Jobs Would the Eva Cast Have?

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Postby Pcnerdjack14 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:18 pm

Suppose this.

There were no Angels, no Evas, no Second Impact, and no NERV. But the characters were more or less the same. What kind of jobs do you think they would have?

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:23 pm

Ritsuko would still be a scientist.
The children would most likely still be in school.
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Postby esselfortium » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:50 pm

In before somebody posts that fanart of some of the pilots working at Burger King.

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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:12 pm

Gendo would work for the IRS.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:13 pm

Aoba would be a staff musician probably.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:30 pm

Hyuga would be a manga designer

Aoba would be a guitarist in a band

Ritsuko would be a doctor with Maya as her assistant

Misato would be a whore

Kaji would be a pimp

Fuyutsuki would work at a senior center with the SEELE commitee, including Kiel, at said senior center

Gendo would be a tax collector

The Jet Alone Guy would be a car salesman
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Postby Mongoosedog » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:34 pm

When Shinji is 20 would be an, unpopular, depressed, antisocial, introverted salary man and then he would meet 2 women who become interested in him and he likes both of them, then there would be an awkward romantic love triangle. hilarity ensues
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Postby Pcnerdjack14 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:51 pm

I saw Asuka as more of an actress, she's already kind of putting on a show in the show, so I can expect to see her in mediocre TV dramas.

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Postby backseatjesus » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:34 pm

Rei would be a porn star.

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:39 pm

Pcnerdjack14 wrote:There were no Angels, no Evas, no Second Impact, and no NERV. But the characters were more or less the same. What kind of jobs do you think they would have?

backseatjesus wrote:Rei would be a porn star.

Rei wouldn't have existed if there had been no second impact, angels, and Evangelions. Same goes for Kaworu.
Mongoosedog wrote:When Shinji is 20 would be an, unpopular, depressed, antisocial, introverted salary man and...

Actually given the conditions the thread creator stated Gendo, Shinji, and Yui would probably be a happy family and Shinji would probably have a good upbringing.
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I still stand by Ritsuko still being a scientist and Aoba being a staff musician.
Yui would probably be a scientist or become a teacher. Also with the children most likely dealing with school. Asuka would probably continue living in Germany.

Fuyutsuki would remain a professor or become the principal of a school.
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Postby scarmullet » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:17 pm

Assuming that third impact never occured, the jobs of the Eva pilots would be

1) Shinji-
Someone following his dreams

(If third impact never occurred, Yui would still be alive thus Shinji wouldn't have his abandonment issues which is what causes his clinical depression)

2) Rei
Dunno

(If third Impact never occured, Yui and Gendo would be together....and They would have sex...possibly producing a daughter that Gendo would name Rei)

3) Asuka
Living in Germany, never meeting Shinji

4) Misato
Possibly in the military

5) Gendo
A designer of military tech (Possibly designing an Eva like unit)

6) Yui
Mother of 2+ children

7) Maya
Scissoring

8) Ritsuko
Curing diseases
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Postby Sachi » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:36 pm

Most of the Nerv employees like Gendo, Fuyutsuki, Ritsuko and the Bridge Bunnies would probably be in similar jobs working for the Japanese military.

Who knows what Misato would have been; her life was greatly steered into where it is in the series by Second Impact. So her occupation could have been anything.

Shinji wouldn't have a job, because Shinji sucks.

Rei wouldn't have a job, because Rei doesn't exist. Likewise for Kaworu.

Asuka would probably have a job, but just something to rake in some cash until she gets old enough for a more settling job.

Kaji would be something of an investigative reporter, or something of the sort.
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Postby schismatics » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:55 pm

For some reason I can imagine Asuka in a situation similar to Eva Heinemann from Monster.... :chinscratch:

Shinji - Fast food.

Gendo - President of the Universe

That is all.

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Postby Pcnerdjack14 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:05 pm

schismatics wrote:Gendo - President of the Universe
That is all.


Well that's a given.

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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:19 pm

Naomi would be a highly renown robotics engineer & hopefully her sexual preference wouldn't be met with as much hostility as it was

pretty much every friggin' mecha/robotics-related things would all have the touch of Naomi, except she would be doing all of them


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Postby Archon Eva » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:20 am

Sammaeloo wrote:Misato would be a whore

Kaji would be a pimp

This wins thread.


Rei would be a porn star.

What the hell are you thinking right now?

For some reason i see Rei at a local store at a checkout with her hands moving really fast. Don't ask why.

Gendo could work at an office as a public servant analysing data. I can just imagine him having a staring competition with a computer.
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Postby schismatics » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:32 am

Archon Eva wrote:For some reason i see Rei at a local store at a checkout with her hands moving really fast. Don't ask why.


Now you've made me imagine Rei in a Customer Service.

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Postby AVman9 » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:46 am

Sammaeloo wrote:Misato would be a whore

Kaji would be a pimp


She does have father issues.....

And wasn't Kaji a pimp already? I think there may have been more than meets the eye to his mysteriousness. lol. :grin:


Sammaeloo wrote:For some reason i see Rei at a local store at a checkout with her hands moving really fast. Don't ask why.


I am actually seeing this in my mind and it is rather humorous. I am picturing cartoony fast arm movement, but she has that same old blank stare on her face. :)
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Postby Xard » Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:51 am

Shinji: being annoying useless failure
Asuka: whore
Rei: wouldn't exist
Kaworu: wouldn't exist
Misato: with brains and looks like that she could be anything. I say she'd still joi some sort of NERV equivalent
Ritsuko: scientist
Maya: scientist (Ritsu's lab assistant!)
Hyuuga: shonen mangaka
Aoba: guitarist in heavy band
Gendo: scientist and all-around-political-manipulator
Fuyutsuki: professor, obviously
Yui: scientist
Hikari: cook
Toji: basketball player
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Kaji: secret agent
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Postby Marzan » Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:12 pm

Misato would own a bar...briefly

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