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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:28 pm

Unit 05.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:30 pm

Go with the Unit-05.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
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Postby Themaninblack » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:36 pm

Unit-05

Something is off about this post. there hasn't been a single falling between someone's breasts or some form of Sexual innuendo.
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Postby cojax8 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:16 pm

While I may be the current minority, I say go with Asuka, for the simple fact that since it is our intention to try and get a harem going we gota start early and evenly with everybody.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:16 pm

2! At least Asuka won't rape you mid-battle like Mari would :P while 3 will probably result in being forced to wear Asuka's spare plugsuit.
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Postby Themaninblack » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:22 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:2! At least Asuka won't rape you mid-battle like Mari would :P while 3 will probably result in being forced to wear Asuka's spare plugsuit.


He's already been put in a leg lock, while in the missionary position with a naked Misato who was having an erotic dream today.

At this point having his face between a pair of breasts isn't going to faze him much. Besides, if he really is raped, lol for making this darker and edger to the point of absurdity.
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Postby thewayneiac » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:37 pm

Misato's voice comes over Unit-05's radio. "What are you waiting for? Move out! You leap into the nearest Eva, Unit-05 as Mari and Asuka don their plugsuits.

"Peek and you'll die!" Asuka snarls.
"You can peek at me, Puppy-kun! I don't mind!"

Both Evas climb to the deck.
"Puppy-kun! Look at the synch graph! We're both synched at 63.7%, a new record, ans two people have never synched with the same unit at the same time before!"

Warships are exploding all around you but no enemy is visible.
"Misato-san," you ask, "is this Angel aquatic? These Eva's aren't equiped to swim!"
"Affirmative. We think it's after the new Units. It should jump when it reaches you. Don't get knocked into the water."
"Do these ships have underwater cannon mounts? Can you spot the core?"
"Affirmative, it's on its belly."

You decide on a plan. When it leaps at you what do you do?

1. Do a double pallet gun blast?

2. Have both Units strike at its core with their prog-knives?

3. Have you and Mari deploy your A.T. Field and hold the Angel in position so Asuka can destroy the core?
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:38 pm

3. Teamwork!
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Postby Adekis » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:56 pm

This is the true source of anime power: UNITY!

aka option 3.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:00 am

3. ATTACK TOGETHER!!!
Seize the day.....by the throat....
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Postby Xeroko » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:17 am

Team up.
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Postby Themaninblack » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:05 am

Let's have a nice three way
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:07 am

3 for epic!
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Postby esselfortium » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:23 am

3 sounds logicable.

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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:39 am

#3.

no question about it at all
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Postby thewayneiac » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:38 pm

"O.K.," you begin, "here's the plan..."
"Just why are you leader?!" comes Asuka's voice over the radio.
"Because I have all the combat experience. Don't interrupt."

You continue, "Mari and I will deploy our A.T. Field and hold the Angel in position so you can destroy the core with your prog knife."
"I get to strike the finishing blow?"
"Yes."
Does Asuka actually sound slightly impressed? "I take it back; that's a fine plan. Of course, I could defeat it by myself but I'll let you two help this time."

You notice a small airplane escape the ship, but you don't have time to wonder about it.

Just then the Angel, which resembles a large flying fish, leaps over the deck!
"Deploy A.T. Field," you shout! The Angel is suspended over the deck. "Now, Asuka!"
"I see it." She replies.
Dashing under the Angel she pierces its core. The angel is defeated!
"Into the sea with it quick!" you tell Mari, "Sometimes they self-destruct!"
You use the A.T. Field to heave it into the drink just in the nick of time.
Boooommmm!!

An hour later you are debarking. Misato has had her car delivered to the port and has a limo waiting to take Toji and Kensuke home. Asuka is looking around. "Where's Kaji-san?"
Misato sneers, "He ran away on a light plane; he made something up about needing to report to Commander Ikari."
"No way!!!"

You pile into the car. Asuka in the front seat with Misato, Mari in the rear with you.
"Misato-san," Asuka asks, "are we going to headquarters now to be assigned quarters?"
"No, they've already been assigned. You're living with Shinji and me."
Asuka's eyes widen. "Whaaaat?"
Mari squeals with joy. "Yaaaay! I get to live with Puppy-kuuuuun!!! She embraces you and begins to nuzzle your cheek.
Asuka turns and glares at her. "Are you for real?"

Misato drops you off at the apartment, telling you she has to report on the battle.
"Your belongings have been delivered. Settle in and get some shut-eye." She drives off.

Upon examining the acommodations, Asuka orders you into a smaller room across the hall.
"We girls will share the larger room."

After tediously moving your possessions you put on your pajamas and flop down on your futon. Mari enters (without knocking) it's obvious she's wearing only a t-shirt and panties.
"Puppy-kun, I don't like sleeping alone in a strange place. Can I sleep with you tonight? If it helps with your decision, I won't mind doing 'this and that'."
Just then Asuka barges in, similarly attired.
"Shinji, I don't like sleeping alo... Just what are you doing??!!"
"Just what it looks like, I'm sleeping with Puppy-kun tonight! Too bad there's only room for two in this futon!" sneers Mari.
"We'll see about that!" Asuka stalks out. A minute later she reappears dragging her futon and places directly next to yours. "Pleanty of room now, isn't there?"

Mari considers for a minute. "O.K., I see you really like him too. I don't mind sharing. You can even go first."
Asuka turns beet red. "Just what are you getting at bitch?! I'm here to protect your virtue from this perv."

Just what makes Asuka think that it's Mari's virtue that needs protecting?

They are now both lying on either side of you glaring at each other. What do you do?

1. This atmosphere is too violent for you; you'll be too nervous to sleep. Kick them both out.

2. You'll never score with Mari with Asuka there; kick Asuka out.

3. No, 2 wont work; she'd just refuse to leave. Break it up by telling Mari that since you rode in her Eva it's only fair that you let Asuka be the one to sleep with you.

4. No, 3 would be hurt Mari's feelings; she seems really happy to be with you. Let them both stay and hope that they settle down. You also feel more comfortable with both of them there. "That" might not come up like it would if just one of them were there.
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Postby cojax8 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:43 pm

Numbah 4

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Postby Sammaeloo » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:02 pm

2. Go away annoying bitch.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
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Postby esselfortium » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:13 pm

Number 3; we've already spent some quality time with Mari. If, as the thread title would suggest, we're aiming for a harem here, we need to get things going with everybody. Number 4 sounds like a "too good to be true" option, and so it probably is.

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Postby Xeroko » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:50 pm

Number 4.
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