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Postby thewayneiac » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:19 pm

@SSD: Thank you.

You fight off the temptation to scold her and ask, "So, Misato-san, what's the other new pilot like?"
"Her name", Misato answers, is "Asuka Langley Soryu. She's been training in Germany and her synch rate is quite high. You'll like her; she's another teenage girl, a firey redhead this time. She has quite a temperment though, so watch yourself!"

You board the helicopter with the others. Misato asks, "So Mari, how did you happen to meet Shinji-kun?"
"I was attacked by some bullies at the game center, but Puppy-kun and his followers showed up and we utterly defeated them."
"Puppy-kun, eh?" Misato giggles, "That really suits him"
You wonder just how that suits you.
Toji yells, "Hey! Why am I his follower?"
"You called him Sensei. I heard you."

Soon you find yourself approaching an aircraft carrier. Kensuke and Mari begin telling a bored Toji the ship's entire history, what class it is, and what weapons it carries, ect.

Upon landing you pile out of the chopper and are approached by a firey redhead; this must be her.
Misato speaks up. "Asuka, you're taller than you were when I left Germany, and it's been what, three months?"
"I'm not just taller", smiles Asuka, my figure's filled ou as well."
Hmmm..... she doesn't seem near as scarey as Misato implied. But just then a sudden gust of wind lifts her skirt, revealing her panties. Smack! Smack! Smack!" You, Kensuke, and Toji all have hand-shaped welts on your faces. Wow she's fast. You notice Mari looking at you excitedly. It seems she's very interested in how you will react.

Do you:

1. Let someone else handle it; she's scarey after all and Toji seems to be about to say something.

2. Snarl "Hey! What's the big idea? I didn't cause that wind! Who do you think I am, Negi-sensei?!"

3. Grab Toji's shoulder and stop him from doing whatever he's about to do. No sense in escalating the situation any further.
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To do what was right.
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:22 pm

2! That always bugged me. It's not Shinji's fault. I mean you're wearing a sundress on a windy submarine miss college gradultate. :irked:
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Postby Xeroko » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:25 pm

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Postby Sammaeloo » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:48 pm

2. Don't let her smack you, and it wasn't your fault.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:08 pm

2. Maybe Shinji with balls balls balls balls of steel is just what Asuka wants/needs. :P
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Postby thewayneiac » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:02 pm

You snarl "Hey! What's the big idea? I didn't cause that wind! Who do you think I am, Negi-sensei?!"
"No," she replies, "Negi's a lot less boring than you. Anyway, that was the panty-peeping fee. Wasn't it worth every penny?"
Flashing back to Misato's naked charms, you reply "No, your panties were nothing special."
"What?! Misato-san, don't tell me this rude little boy is the Third Children! Wunderscheiss!!
"I'm afraid so, Asuka." she replies.

A new voice adds, "Yet his first time in an Eva his synch rate was over 40%, in a combat situation no less!"
The redhead's eyes grow wide with surprise. "There's no way that's true, Mr. Kaji."
Mari's eyes grow wide with admiraton. "Wow, that's great, Puppy-kun!"
"Puppy-kun? That's no name for a man!" (You would tend to agree with Asuka there, but somehow you feel you don't dare tell Mari that.)

Wait a minute. Kaji? Isn't that the man she was calling for in her sleep? Mr. I can last a whole week? Don't tell the Viagra people about this guy. Four hours is nothing for him. Yet somehow she doesn't seem very happy to see him.
"What are you doing here?"
"Didn't you know? I've been assigned back to Japan. On the way I've been escorting the young lady.
"And he's twice the man that you'll ever be!" Asuka snaps at you.
"We have time for lunch before we dock." says Kaji, "This way to the galley."

He herds you all onto an undersize elevator. Asuka accuses you of touching her butt and Misato accuses Kaji of touching hers. Fortunately neither of you gets slapped this time, and they also never figure out that they have their perps. mixed up.
At the table, after much small talk, Kaji grins slyly and asks, "So Shinji-kun, does Katsuragi still come home drunk and pass out sprawed over the bed stark naked?"

What do you answer?

1. Turn red and sputter "How would I know?!!"

2. Kaji's so cool nothing he says can embarrass you. Grin and say "Yes, and I've been meaning to scold her about it but haven't found the time."

3. If they know you've seen her naked it might make you look bad. Deny everything to protect yourself, not her.
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Postby Xeroko » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:09 pm

One.
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Postby Adekis » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:38 pm

I'm gonna have to go with number two, no way we're gonna be wussier than anime Shinji, of all people.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:45 pm

2. Hopefully things won't go awry.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:53 pm

2 for great lulz.
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Postby SaltyJoe » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:06 am

Great Genius Shinji-Sama wrote:a windy submarine

I'm sorry, but :hitthetable: .
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Postby Themaninblack » Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:32 am

2. Then to be an anime stud have Shinji rip off his shirt, carry around a huge sword, wangst 2x more than he does now, have him fall in love with Asuka and Karwou, only to have her raped by Karwou, and then [insert refernece to Berserk here]
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Postby thewayneiac » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:48 pm

You reply "Yes, and I've been meaning to scold her about it but haven't found the time."
Misato had looked like she was about to reply something like "Just what are you implying?!", but the words die on her lips. She begins to smirk at you evilly. Oh oh, you're in for it now.
Just then you notice the aghast looks on everyone's faces. That's right! None of them knew about Kaji and Misato.
"A word of advice", Kaji continues, "don't get too close when she's like that; she might rape you in her sleep!"
Just then Asuka sputters "Who cares about their disgusting domestic relationships?"
Mari raises her hand: "I do!!! It sounds like Puppy-kun has a fun home. I'm jealous!"

The meal begins to wind down and Misato draws you aside out of earshot with a particularly evil look on her face. "So, you've been thinking of scolding me , have you?" Your only chance is to brazen through it. You get the most serious look you can on your face.
"Yes, I feel someone has to. Your behavior this morning was outrageous."
She matches your serious look with a faux one of her own. "You're right. My actions were unacceptable." From the glint in her eyes you know that she isn't angry, but you wish she was; it's really embarrassing when she's like this. "I was a bad girl and I deserve a spanking! Do you want my panties up or down for that?"
"Mi-Mi-Misato-san! Not everyone's a gentleman like me. Suppose I had called your bluff?"
She feigns confusion. "Bluff? What makes you think I was bluffing? Or put it this way. Even if I were bluffing, I could hardly have you calling me chicken. I would have been compelled to go through with it. So if you had accepted my suggestion the result would have been the same bluff or no bluff, a pleasant surprise for you."
"Now you're teasing me again."
"Am I? I wonder." she says coyly. Anyway, I have to go consult the captain about security. Why don't you find Mari or Asuka and get to know them better. As she leaves she turns and says "Oh, and if you ever feel the need to scold me again..."
"Yes?" you answer, afraid of what's coming.
"Definitely panties down; it's more fun that way. See you!"

You sit for a few minutes until you calm down. You don't want anyone to notice.

What do you do next?

1. Find Mari, find out what she thinks of piloting and the overall situation.

2. Find Asuka and ask her the same.

3. Find Kaji and ask him how to understand Misato better. Maybe he can give you advice about Asuka too; they seem friendly.
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Postby Xeroko » Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:09 pm

Find Mari.
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:47 pm

If possible go for Mari first. Then Ask Kaji for Misato and Asuka advice. And definitely take her up on her offer next time. :naughty:
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Postby esselfortium » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:59 pm

Talk to Kaji about Misato and Asuka; you'll probably learn more from him than you could first-hand, especially when they still barely know you.

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Postby Themaninblack » Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:08 pm

Fuck Neck Beard Kaji, goons don't have girl friends

Talk to Mari.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:34 pm

2, find Asuka.

By the way, thewayneiac, would you be able to format the paragraphs somewhat? Your CYOA posts are a little hard to read on the eyes. Thanks.
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Postby thewayneiac » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:22 pm

You briefly consider looking for Asuka but decide against it; she looked pretty p.o.ed about that Misato/Kaji business. You look for Mari instead.

You find her standing outside the door as if she were waiting for you.
"Looking for me, Puppy-kun?" she coos.
You reply, "Yes actually, I was. Tell me, why do you pilot Eva?"
"Why? Because it's so much fun, of course!

You can hardly believe your ears. "Fun??!!
"Of course," she enthuses, "I'm having a blast!! Come with me and I'll show you something beautiful!"

She grabs your arm and takes you to the hanger deck. Two Evas are docked there, one red, the other silver and green. "The red one," she explains, is Soryu's Unit-02; the other is my Unit-05. Isn't mine beautiful?"

You remark that they are both quite well made. "That's because they are the first production models. Yours is the test-type and Ayanami-san's is the prototype. They were pressed into battle when the Angels showed up a little early.

Just then every siren in the world seems to go off. It's an Angel attack!!
She claps her hands in joy. "All right, Puppy-kun, lets rock!"

Asuka appears and interrupts, "He's coming with me. It's time he sees a real pilot in action.

"You snooze you lose! I got here first." jeers Mari.

What do you do?

1. Dance with the one that brung you; board Unit-05.

2. Fight with Asuka in Unit-02.

3. Tell them both, "I can't, I forgot my Plugsuit."
Rejoice, glory is ours. Our young men have not died in vain. Their graves need no flowers. The tapes have recorded their names.
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What else could you do?
To do what was right.
I'm perfect, are you?

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Postby Metal Messiah » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:28 pm

*jumps into thread*

Mari. Definitely go with Mari.


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