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Evangelion Genocide:chapter 14?!
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And waiting for Evangelion 3.0 Q Quickening...Next summer,dudes! Or maybe before summer?:O ;)
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And waiting for Evangelion 3.0 Q Quickening...Next summer,dudes! Or maybe before summer?:O ;)
- Sammaeloo
- Bridge Bunny
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1. I'm Bender! I'm the greatest!
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
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- The Beginning and The End
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Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
- Vegeta 20XX
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I have left this topic to fester for a while, but now I suppose is a good time to bring it back, eh?
Chapter 7: Engine Oil?!?!?
"It smells like...engine oil."
Ritsuko is pissed: "Commander, I thought you said that this place was sealed off?"
A similarly angry Gendo replied, "I DID. I thought the distraction would've worked well enough..."
Cut to Evangelion Unit 01 carrying a giant six-pack of beer around the city, and setting it down on a large building, then returning for compatibility testing.
"That might explain the Captain's absence today, at least."
A laughing Bender emerged from under a control desk. When he finally able to speak intelligibly, he told the enraged NERV personnel, "You stupid meatbags should've checked the inside of this dump before locking it up! Hehehehe...."
Gendo pulls out a pad of paper, and reschedules "Post reply to Gendo CYOA" for the next day.
Bender proceeds to reveal disturbing details of everyone's lives, from Gendo's secret Mary Jane stashes to what he got Rits and Maya to do with Shinji the night before. How the fuck does this robot find these things out?
"Oh, that reminds me, the spineless jerkwad has a test coming up - time to have even MORE fun with knowledge I'm not supposed to have! Mwahahahaha!!!!"
The machine makes a grandiose departure, humming that same song he hummed during Sachiel's attack, and left for the other control area.
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So, with Bender leaving for Shinji's test, what should Gendo do with him?
1: Throw his monkey ass out
2: Reprogram him, somehow
3: Find some way to put him to good use
4: EPISODE SKIP, to Asuka's first appearance
Chapter 7: Engine Oil?!?!?
"It smells like...engine oil."
Ritsuko is pissed: "Commander, I thought you said that this place was sealed off?"
A similarly angry Gendo replied, "I DID. I thought the distraction would've worked well enough..."
Cut to Evangelion Unit 01 carrying a giant six-pack of beer around the city, and setting it down on a large building, then returning for compatibility testing.
"That might explain the Captain's absence today, at least."
A laughing Bender emerged from under a control desk. When he finally able to speak intelligibly, he told the enraged NERV personnel, "You stupid meatbags should've checked the inside of this dump before locking it up! Hehehehe...."
Gendo pulls out a pad of paper, and reschedules "Post reply to Gendo CYOA" for the next day.
Bender proceeds to reveal disturbing details of everyone's lives, from Gendo's secret Mary Jane stashes to what he got Rits and Maya to do with Shinji the night before. How the fuck does this robot find these things out?
"Oh, that reminds me, the spineless jerkwad has a test coming up - time to have even MORE fun with knowledge I'm not supposed to have! Mwahahahaha!!!!"
The machine makes a grandiose departure, humming that same song he hummed during Sachiel's attack, and left for the other control area.
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So, with Bender leaving for Shinji's test, what should Gendo do with him?
1: Throw his monkey ass out
2: Reprogram him, somehow
3: Find some way to put him to good use
4: EPISODE SKIP, to Asuka's first appearance
Avatar: Apophis' shifty-looking gaze as he invades the SGC.
Vegeta 20XX: Actually pixelated, and the self proclaimed "King of the screw up". - Fazmotron
The most awesome thing ever. Seriously.
I witnessed a young girl ohhh about 12 years of age or so fall off a snowbank then proceed to say "Fuck you snowhill that hurt" - Dataprime
For those who put things like "Chuckman x Chuckmen" and "Follower of the Chuckman x Chuckman pairing" in their signatures: All you need is fuck.
Vegeta 20XX: Actually pixelated, and the self proclaimed "King of the screw up". - Fazmotron
The most awesome thing ever. Seriously.
I witnessed a young girl ohhh about 12 years of age or so fall off a snowbank then proceed to say "Fuck you snowhill that hurt" - Dataprime
For those who put things like "Chuckman x Chuckmen" and "Follower of the Chuckman x Chuckman pairing" in their signatures: All you need is fuck.
Holy Shit, Vegeta you got a CYOA. Holy shit it's got Bender (for the WIN!). Holy shit I'm going to choose number 3!
"It is the Thunderbolt that steers the universe."~ Heraclitus
The people who voted for Obama or Romney are fucking idiots. Wake the fuck up.
"The Constitution was our last, best hope for peace... It failed. But, in the Year of the War against the Globalists, it became something greater: our last, best hope
The people who voted for Obama or Romney are fucking idiots. Wake the fuck up.
"The Constitution was our last, best hope for peace... It failed. But, in the Year of the War against the Globalists, it became something greater: our last, best hope
#3.Gendo uses everyone to get his goals.
Evangelion Genocide:chapter 14?!
CYOA:A Character Insert
And waiting for Evangelion 3.0 Q Quickening...Next summer,dudes! Or maybe before summer?:O ;)
CYOA:A Character Insert
And waiting for Evangelion 3.0 Q Quickening...Next summer,dudes! Or maybe before summer?:O ;)
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