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Postby Xeroko » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:30 pm

Find a maid outfit, a shotgun, and a gallon of iced tea and see how many zombies I can kill before I'm eaten.
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Postby Deathmask » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:31 pm

ZapalacX wrote:Start eating various herbs and looking for objects that allow me to solve puzzles and get to the next area.


More like smoking various herbs.

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Postby Chowwow » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:33 am

I'm gonna grab myself a shotgun and/or sword and three of my most able bodied buddies of mine and cut through the infestation to find their source:

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Hopefully, if we can eliminate their hivemind in time, we'll stop them from gaining sentience and reproducing stronger breeds. Ancient superweapons would be most handy.

And we'll make as much noise and chaos as possible, lest we end up in a Dawn of the Dead or Silent Hill scenario.

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Postby Iron Rooster » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:38 am

Zombies? We already have plenty of them in America's office buildings. I think the fastest way to solve the problem is to lay them off. On Friday of course, because statistically it has the least chance of an incident occurring.
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Postby majlund » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:05 am

What's this big deal about zombies? I see plenty of those at work every morning... Just takes a cup of coffee or two to cure. ;)
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Postby UrsusArctos » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:02 am

Chowwow wrote:I'm gonna grab myself a shotgun and/or sword and three of my most able bodied buddies of mine and cut through the infestation to find their source:.


If only it were so easy.

What's this big deal about zombies? I see plenty of those at work every morning... Just takes a cup of coffee or two to cure.


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Postby TheLobe » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:56 am

if you can't beat em join em. so yeah suicide is the way to go.

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Postby CorporalChaos » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:50 pm

Zombie outbreaks are a potential situation I've given much attention to. My place of residence is much off the beaten path, and can be easily fortified to provide an ideal place of haven. We will gather all of the suvivors within our region, and make fortifications. Because firearms are common in this region, we can easily staff armed patrols to look for any zombies that have infiltrated into our zone of control.

Should we have to evacuate, there are many ways out that can be taken, with many other places to flee to.

Also I'll dress as a maid while sharpshooting, in order to increase my legend as an anti-zombie resistance commander.
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Postby TriLink » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:38 pm

Head straight for the local mall, as they always seem to be empty during zombie outbreaks.
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Postby Axell » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:44 pm

a certain game completely disagrees with that

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Postby TriLink » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:45 pm

Axell wrote:a certain game completely disagrees with that

A game that completely ripped off a certain movie I'll remind you.
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Postby Indigo Arcangel » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:18 pm

Plan one - two words - SHOWER HEAD

Failing that, Alaska.


edit: Could you specify what type of zombies you mean? Shaun of the Dead 'hit em' with a wet tissue' zombies, Resident Evil 'resilient as fuck' zombies, or 28 days later/left 4 dead 'there's one-HOLYCHRISTIT'SGOTMYFACE' zombies?
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:45 pm

Indigo Arcangel wrote:Could you specify what type of zombies you mean? Shaun of the Dead 'hit em' with a wet tissue' zombies, Resident Evil 'resilient as fuck' zombies, or 28 days later/left 4 dead 'there's one-HOLYCHRISTIT'SGOTMYFACE' zombies?


Generic Zombies. They bite you and you turn into one unless your ambushed by a lot of 'em and torn to shreds.
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Postby NAveryW » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:03 pm

ZapalacX wrote:
NAveryW wrote:I'd probably die.


>die
>ZOMBIE outbreak

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Postby Iron Rooster » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:57 pm

I'LL EAT THEM!!!! It'd probably turn me into one, though.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:00 pm

Iron Rooster wrote:I'LL EAT THEM!!!!


I wonder how rotting flesh tastes...
Let me know if you find out! :thumbsup:
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Postby NemZ » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:43 pm

Indigo Arcangel wrote:Plan one - two words - SHOWER HEAD


I'm curious, but I probably don't won't want to know after you explain it.
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Postby Iron Rooster » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:05 pm

^
In the Xbox 360 game "Dead Rising". If you use a shower head on a zombie, you jab it into their skull and get a literal blood shower. Then the zombie dies.

I wonder how hard that game would be with Resident Evil zombies.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:38 am

pretty hard. try doin that w/ a re4 chainsaw dude. or with an undead rasputin, when you actually have to face him. (SPOLERS)

suit up, travel to alaska.
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Postby Legendary » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:10 am

Guys... don't try to come up here to Alaska. Are you reading each other's posts? If all sorts of people go up to Alaska, zombies will follow the crowds. It would be better to just get out of your urban area and set up shop in the wilderness. Also easier: civilization will probably break down before you can drive up here, and walking up here will definitely be hellish, and likely to involve much pain and suffering from both nature and the hands of those attempting the same journey as yourself.


As someone who is part of the [my town name here] Undead Defense Initiative, I plan to go to the landing point for our helicopter, and then get flown to a safehouse packed with supplies. We'll be ready, no matter the cost in lives of the people not smart enough to be part of our organization.


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