[MERCH] Evangelion Underpants: It's Finally Come to This

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[MERCH] Evangelion Underpants: It's Finally Come to This

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Postby NAveryW » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:35 pm

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2009-03-12/evangelion-underpants-for-sale-in-japan
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Postby Legendary » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:38 pm

Wait, 6th Angel style? Why would anyone want Gaghiel girding their loins?Or does it mean Ramiel like in Rebuild? 'cuz that would be awesome.

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Postby ZapX » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:20 pm

My birthday is next week. Someone buy me these.
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:52 pm

Alright, I admit it..I would buy them if they had 01 ripping threw the opening in the front.
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Postby Axell » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:42 pm

"The beast"......

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:44 pm

Even though I'm a chick I'd probably buy the Nigecha dameda pair if I ever find it and have the money. :sweatdrop:
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Postby Reichu » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:11 pm

Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I would buy them if they had 01 ripping threw [sic] the opening in the front.

Psychoanalysts would have a lot of fun with you.
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Postby slothen » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:44 pm

OH GOD leliel patterend ones with unit one.. .YES OH GOD.

I want these. Birthday is June 7th btw.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:59 pm

Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:Alright, I admit it..


You'd still have them even if they had a design more like this, you mean.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:58 pm

Alright...
Now GAINAX has kinda gone to far... or maybe they already went far a while ago...

C'mon... Eva on underwhere?! If this isn't milking the cash f*cking cow I don't know what is.

What's next? Evangelion style floor tiles?!
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:04 pm

Reichu wrote:
Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I would buy them if they had 01 ripping threw [sic] the opening in the front.

Psychoanalysts would have a lot of fun with you.


How so, care to explain?
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Postby ZapX » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:15 pm

Joseph the PRPD wrote:Alright...
Now GAINAX has kinda gone to far... or maybe they already went far a while ago...

C'mon... Eva on underwhere?! If this isn't milking the cash f*cking cow I don't know what is.

What's next? Evangelion style floor tiles?!


Jesusfuckingchrist. I can't even begin to express how much RAGE this shit fills me with.
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Postby Reichu » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:48 pm

Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:How so, care to explain?

Explaining it sucks out any of the potential Opaque Reichu Humor with a thin glass pipette, you know... So I'll just write up a bunch of nonsense that probably doesn't explain anything.

Psychoanalysis is the brainchild of Sigmund Freud and lovingly devoted to interpreting all human behavior and thought through an intricate system of metaphors built around someone's early childhood experiences (the subconscious memories of which will plague one's life forever). Critical to this is interpreting children's relationships with their developing bodies and with their parents according to the theory of an "infantile sexuality" and various other things that indicate (A) psychoanalysis is very fucked up, (B) our species is very fucked up, or (C) both.

So, that said: Eva-01 represents Mother/Monster. The mother, from the viewpoint of the young child, is a giant creature, who at times is an angel, and other times is, well, a devil, terrifying both to those who might threaten her child, and to the child itself. Don't fuck with this "crazy bitch".

Eva-01 is also, according to some, phallic, primarily because of her headgear. I suppose not helping here is the color scheme. "What an enormous purple unit you have." So, according to psychoanalysis, this represents Yui's penis envy, or some crap like that. So Eva-01 is both a maternal monster and the embodiment of "penis envy" (women's latent desire to possess penes of their own, or, at least, the power that the penis embodies) and this makes her especially frightening.

Now, with regard to the underwear, you have commented that you would like to have Eva-01 ripping out of the opening in front. Such "Eva-01 emerging from my groin" imagery indicates that you must have had a particularly twisted childhood, since you are in effect identifying your penis with a maternal monstrosity (who doubles as a phallus), which betrays some kind of truly deranged form of mother complex even I have not read enough psychoanalytical bullshit to be able to properly tackle in a forum post no one is supposed to take seriously anyway.

Yes, I will definitely have to think about this one. Psychoanalytical gold.
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:03 pm

So..What your saying is my penis can rip through an ATF...

But no in all truth, that was a good read Reichu but I always get the feeling you hate me ^_^;
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Postby Reichu » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:11 pm

Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I always get the feeling you hate me ^_^;

Everyone gets that feeling.
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:15 pm

^TRUTH

and I approve of these Eva-themed undergarments

all we need now is Eva lingerie and sex toys
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:21 pm

Reichu wrote:
Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I always get the feeling you hate me ^_^;

Everyone gets that feeling.


Why is it we get that feeling Reichu?

About the underpants, I would not mind ATF ones.
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Postby Reichu » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:51 pm

Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:Why is it we get that feeling Reichu?

Because Apple Jacks don't taste like apples.

Hal wrote:all we need now is Eva lingerie and sex toys

Original series Shamshel dildo and new movies Shamshel "sleeve" will be sold "together". If you know what I mean.
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Postby Axell » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:43 pm

"That thing on its head is obviously a phallic reference."
"Hey, what does phallic mean?"

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Postby Reichu » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:07 am

I wonder if it is actually possible to use the word "phallic" around Eva nerds without someone quoting that......
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