Postby Jabberwok [ANF] » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:48 pm
HeWhoPostsStuff, you have no idea how bad I want to oblige. T2 is, quite posibly, my all time favorite piece of cinema, but alas, I am not 1337 enough.
I can, however, say stupid things quite well.
I am truely sorry, but I just had to do this.
Shinji: Whoa... time out. Stop the robot!
Shinji: Now don't take this the wrong way, but you are an Evangelion, right?
Unit 01: Yes. Project E Test Type, Eva Unit 01.
Shinji: No way! Holy s***... you're really real! I mean... whoah! You're, uh... like a machine on the inside, right... but sort of alive underneath?
Unit 01: I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue beneath a metal exoskeleton.
Shinji: This is intense. Get a grip, Shinji. Okay, uh... you're not here to kill me... I figured that part out for myself. So what's the deal?
Unit 01: My mission is to protect you.
Shinji: Yeah? Who sent you?
Unit 01: Your mother did. Eleven years ago she reprogrammed me to be your protector now, in this time.
Shinji: This is deep.
Shinji: So this other robot? It's an Evangelion too, right, like you?
Unit 01: Not like me. Eva Unit 02. Piloted by the Second Child. A decisive battle weapon, Humanoid Robot Evangelion.
Shinji: What does that mean?
Unit 01: The Production Model.
Shinji: Radical.
Unit 01: You are targeted for humiliation. The Second Child will not stop until she complete her mission. Ever.
Shinji: Where we going?
Unit 01: We have to leave the city, immediately. And avoid the authorities.
Shinji: Can I stop by my house?
Unit 01: Negative. The Second Child will definitely try to tease you there.
Shinji: You sure?
Unit 01: I would.
Originally posted on: 08-Jun-2006, 00:32 GMT