Seele08 wrote: What was the original context?

http://www.animenation.net/forums/s...&postcount=2585

Repost time (just to play with newcomers' heads).



Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:07 GMT

So that's what that translated to....I just shrugged when I was going over that thread today.

Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:08 GMT

Context: Mr. Tines was suggesting that Rei be "Santa Barb."

Here is the response from the characters.

The Reichu Monster wrote:アスカ 「あんた、ばかぁ！？ファーストのこそは零号機のパイロットでしょ。『ナオちゃん』っ てするのがこの女だってはずわ」
ゲンドウ「ああ。妙案だよ。レイ。君がこの事だ」
レイ「はい。私は『ナオちゃん』をするです」

Asuka "Anta, bakaa? First no koso wa Zerogouki no pilot desho. 'Nao-chan' 'tte suru no ga kono onna datte hazu wa."
Gendo "Aa. Myou'an da yo. Rei. Kimi ga kono koto da."
Rei "Hai. Watashi wa 'Nao-chan' o suru desu."

Asuka "What are you, stupid? The First is EVA-00's pilot, isn't she? She* should be 'Nao-chan'."
Gendo "Indeed. This is an excellent plan. Rei. You will do this."
Rei "Yes, sir. I will be 'Nao-chan'."

* Lit. "that woman", with, you know, negative connotations.

Yeah, some of it is broken Japanese. I never pretend it isn't. I did try to imitate their speech patterns, to the degree I know how, heh heh.

Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:09 GMT

Mr. Tines wrote:Repost time (just to play with newcomers' heads).

Hey, if you're gonna do that, do it right! Straight from the Vault, it's the Reichu Remastered Version!



Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:14 GMT

Original Text:
Today before going to class I talked to K-Chan (my little Keel toy) and said goodbye to my two betta fish on the way out the door.

Engrish Text:
Today before me to go to the class spoke in K-Chan (my small toy of the skittle) and told goodbye to mien two fish of the betta in the manner for except door.

This transrator is fun!

Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:22 GMT

I threw that together about a year ago, while sitting in a very boring developers meeting. I used to have a list of Led Zepplin songs that I put through it that was amazingly funny. Or try verses of the bible. (note that it actually goes through babelfish, so sometimes (esp if you go through every language) it takes a little while.

This however, is a little more recent...

Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:30 GMT

Reichu wrote:Asuka "What are you, stupid? The First is EVA-00's pilot, isn't she? She* should be 'Nao-chan'."
Gendo "Indeed. This is an excellent plan. Rei. You will do this."
Rei "Yes, sir. I will be 'Nao-chan'."

So that would make Touji Santa Barb by that logic.

Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:39 GMT

This passage came from the Divine Comedy

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Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 21:55 GMT

Burning my reserves here to keep the crazy image quotient up.

Shinji should have listened to his 'ka-san.

Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 22:05 GMT

Its to big to fit, because its a desktop but....
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y1...34082069844.jpg



Originally posted on: 26-Jan-2006, 22:18 GMT

millinniummany3 wrote:There are two options for you here.

1. There are a few Rei pics where she does indeed weild a gun. Her with an MP5 and dressed in a maid outfit and a war on terror action figure (no, I'm not making this up) are two, and there's a couple of others as well that I cannot remember. There's also something from the manga I think where Rei is holding guns like Chow Yun Fat.

I actually have the two War on Terror figures on my bookshelf.
I also have the Maid MP5 pic, actually from requesting this elsewhere.

millinniummany3 wrote:2. Jo from Burst Angel is very much a Rei clone, in both looks and personnality (that may be debateable). She commonly holds duel Desert Eagles.

Yeah I actually have a bootleg of the complete series of Bakuretsu Tenshi (I didn't know it was a bootleg when I was buying it, though ¬_¬) so I know who you mean.

Mr. Tines wrote:As if on cue...

Two-Gun Rei

Thanks.

Originally posted on: 27-Jan-2006, 00:49 GMT

Mr. Tines wrote:Burning my reserves here to keep the crazy image quotient up.

Shinji should have listened to his 'ka-san.

Oh crap, you gotta tell me what you smoke when you come up with this stuff. That was hella funny.

Originally posted on: 27-Jan-2006, 00:51 GMT

millinniummany3 wrote:Oh crap, you gotta tell me what you smoke when you come up with this stuff. That was hella funny.

Hehe musta been some strong stuff, only someone high as a kite would come up with that.

Originally posted on: 27-Jan-2006, 01:30 GMT

Soluzar wrote:So that would make Touji Santa Barb by that logic.

Who ever said that Asuka was logical? Asuka needs to be Santa Barb because the two Evas' alter egos are lesbians, and Asuka and Rei's alter egos -- created for the benefit of fapboys everywhere -- are also lesbians. Toji, however, is only a lesbian in the minds of ... er, nobody?

Mr. Tines wrote:Burning my reserves here to keep the crazy image quotient up.

Shinji should have listened to his 'ka-san.

Funny. That's not what Yui-sama told me.

( It's Shinji's choice.)

Originally posted on: 27-Jan-2006, 02:06 GMT

millinniummany3 wrote:Oh crap, you gotta tell me what you smoke when you come up with this stuff. That was hella funny.

Reichu wrote:Funny. That's not what Yui-sama told me.

I don't do 'em; I just sort the wheat from the chaff elsewhere on the 'net and present it here. And no, I wan't pressing the shipping issue, more the whole "Yiddisha Momma" thing, with a slight reference to HHGG on the side.

Originally posted on: 27-Jan-2006, 16:08 GMT

Mr. Tines wrote:“Because I was asked, and because I can.” — appeal to her Class Rep sense of responsibility, and you probably have enough leverage there.

"If it's for Toji, I'll do anything." Oh, I'm so gonna make a her pilot a harpy in my Grand Crossover. A harpy with a C(ute)-type equipment.

Seele08 wrote:Oh Canada!

Requesting a Seele monolith with a Blue Oyster Cult symbol on it.

Soluzar wrote:Hey, I like Yui's hair!

Thirded. I also like the woman-appendage connected to it.

millinniummany3 wrote:2. Jo from Burst Angel is very much a Rei clone, in both looks and personnality (that may be debateable).

"May be debateable"?!? As a person who has suffered his way through the space shuttle wreck that show was, I can declare as a fact that Rei and Jo are absolutely nothing alike. I can just imagine what would happen if Shinji managed to trip and fall on top of naked Jo:

Jo: "Move it or lose it, punk."
*Shinji hesitates a nanosecond*
*crunch*
Jo: "Oh, sorry, did I break your thumb?"

Mr. Tines wrote:Ob image: We should all look so fit at his age.

Gorgeous. Fuyu is a master ninja alright. By the way, Seele08, here's a fem-Kozo for you.

Mr. Tines wrote:FemGendo, you say?

I think I'm in love.

Originally posted on: 27-Jan-2006, 19:50 GMT

I may be the only person on this forum to think this, but I feel that piloting Eva is a huge deal, that normal people cannot deal with it, and that while the 3 Eva pilots all have serious problems, that their problems actually help them continue piloting Eva and prolong the inevitable breakdown (albeit when the breakdown occurs it's really bad). On this basis, I would like to say that Hikari would so get owned if she was an Eva pilot.

Originally posted on: 27-Jan-2006, 19:55 GMT

That women looks like Kozo.....even the uniform is the right color...must be his twin, they were seperated at birth.

Originally posted on: 28-Jan-2006, 08:36 GMT

oh lawd

it is some Rei

Originally posted on: 28-Jan-2006, 09:33 GMT

Gorgeous. Fuyu is a master ninja alright. By the way, Seele08, here's a fem-Kozo for you.

The idea of drawing a really promiscous appearing femKeel is getting more and more attractive. Maybe that's a good cosplay idea right there. Whorish SEELE member.......

It appears that someone else has good taste in avatars.
http://rpgfan.com/news/2006/1051.html

Originally posted on: 28-Jan-2006, 10:46 GMT