I was just thinking...

Thank God I'm not an Eva pilot, all my Eva would do is sit in the cryo chamber and watch soaps on TV.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 03:29 GMT

Ah... translation. I can at least give you something...

TITLE: Between Episode 19 and Episode 20...

1
EVA-01: ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRR!

2
Ritsuko: We are no longer capable of stopping Eva...

3
EVA-01: (breathing)

5, 7
not sure

8
Misato: We did it!
Hyuga: Mission accomplished, eh?
Ritsuko: (Ano BANANA wa nani yo BANANA wa!!) <--　I honestly can't say, but my best sucky guess is, "The hell are those bananas?! BANANAS!!"

Takumi wrote:Thank God I'm not an Eva pilot, all my Eva would do is sit in the cryo chamber and watch soaps on TV.

I think in Yui's case, she would actually just read shoujo manga. Either that, or completely incomprehensible scientific journals. With a little pr0n now and then.

Kyoko would watch really violent movies, listen to German death metal, and play with dolls.

Every now and then, Yui and Kyoko would get together to play DDR.

As for the harpies... well, take a wild guess.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 03:30 GMT

What about Zero? (I mean, we think about her alter ego Naoko too much, having fun with Barb.)

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 03:43 GMT

Well, the reason I didn't comment there was because my ideas of what Zero would do in her spare time are too heavily influenced by, indeed, the AU/BES "alter-ego". The two are somewhat inseparable in my mind. It's easy to compartmentalize in serious discussion about EVA-00, but when things get silly I tend to default to that strange, disharmonious-with-canon concept of Zerogouki that forces itself to manifest at any given opportunity...

The irony is, of course, that when I am in Serious NGE Theorist Mode, I spit upon such blatant falsehoods as Naoko-in-Zero. But in my selfish, personal AU universe, Naoko-as-Zero began to take shape before the Days of Enlightenment, and I love her character far to much to abandon her for the sake of "accuracy". It's fanfiction! To hell with accuracy! I shall make up for such sacrifices at least tenfold, should this story ever become refined enough for public consumption! I shall prove that fanfiction does not have to suck! I shall.... stop ranting and go to bed...

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 04:42 GMT

Reichu wrote:Every now and then, Yui and Kyoko would get together to play DDR.

"Bah! This new mix sucks, it's all 'Fly Me To The Moon' variations that were already included on the previous mixes! I'm playin' Smash Brothers."

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 04:55 GMT

They'd use Samus.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 04:56 GMT

Reichu wrote:I think in Yui's case, she would actually just read shoujo manga. Either that, or completely incomprehensible scientific journals. With a little pr0n now and then.
Kyoko would watch really violent movies, listen to German death metal, and play with dolls.
Every now and then, Yui and Kyoko would get together to play DDR.
As for the harpies... well, take a wild guess.

Oh, yeah, that reminds me...my Eva would also be taking antidepressant pills the size of large trucks and working out her childhood issues with a Psychiatrist every now and then.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 20:09 GMT

Takumi wrote:Absolute Terror Alert is at Orange!

Tak, you're hardly in any position to criticize anyone's activities. Do you even know what "futanari" means, you little sicko?

And also, For Great Justice:



Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 15:14 GMT

As if THAT would make me Better Feeling!

This thread is getting scary again...

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 17:22 GMT

Aw, you poor n00bsters didn't see "Gendo Win!" the first time he terrorized the board? I won't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies. :dodgy smirk:

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 17:30 GMT

Dr. Nick wrote:http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y1...E/gendouwin.jpg[

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 17:52 GMT

Reichu wrote:Aw, you poor n00bsters didn't see "Gendo Win!" the first time he terrorized the board? I won't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies. :dodgy smirk:

Well, isn't this the third time GNG was posted here?

With "this thread is getting scary again" I was reffering to all the Naked Evas, Sex and both of them at the same time.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 18:01 GMT

What's wrong with naked Evas? And why shouldn't they get to enjoy sex (in all its forms) just as much as anyone else?

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 18:26 GMT

On the Gendou Win! picture, does the caption on top read something like "Episode 26 without Episode 23"?

Personally, I'm not sure if that would happen even without Episode 23 ;P BTW, I'm not sure if it'd be that bad even if that happen - after all, Gendo was mostly following the Yui plan, albeit with a catch.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 18:26 GMT

Reichu wrote:What's wrong with naked Evas? And why shouldn't they get to enjoy sex (in all its forms) just as much as anyone else?

THAT's our Recchi!

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 18:28 GMT

HeWhoPostsStuff wrote:"Bah! This new mix sucks, it's all 'Fly Me To The Moon' variations that were already included on the previous mixes! I'm playin' Smash Brothers."

Hoo-HAH! Smash Bros. all the way!

Ugh, Reichu's earlier comment about writing good fanfiction has reminded me again of my terrible, terrible fanfiction... Some I even wrote before I had even seen the series. Oh, woe is me and my tortured past...! *starts listening to Linkin Park and sings along poorly* THESE WOUNDS THAT WIIIILL NOT HEEEEEAL!!!!!!

Well, at least I have my not-so-bad fanart to comfort me... By the way, did you draw that Magami? It's a good drawing.

Again with the naked Evas, huh? My my, I've wandered into strange territories.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 18:35 GMT

Yup, and thank you. Even Evas have a limit of the bizarre...

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 19:48 GMT

Reichu wrote:What's wrong with naked Evas? And why shouldn't they get to enjoy sex?

I really don't care if evas have sex. I don't need to see it though, as 'tis disturbing. And slightly erotic.

Originally posted on: 06-Sep-2005, 08:42 GMT

^Ah ha....Takumi...you didn't have to type "and slightly erotic", and yet you did....

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 21:15 GMT

Magami No ER wrote:^Ah ha....Takumi...you didn't have to type "and slightly erotic", and yet you did....

_

That's an object lesson there. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

*puts on sunglasses and holds up a MIB mind eraser*

*FLASH!*

You never saw anything.

Originally posted on: 05-Sep-2005, 21:29 GMT