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Postby chee » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:54 pm

[URL=http://imageshack.us]Image[/URL]

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Postby NemZ » Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:17 pm

"The gun is good! The penis is evil!"

Everyone should have to watch Xardoz in high school as a citizenship requirement. The horribleness is just so epic... the movie starts with a flying head made of stone that vomits firearms and gets much weirder from there.
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Postby thewayneiac » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:18 pm

Sean Connery wrote:The first one to die is my agent.


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Postby BrikHaus » Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:33 pm

Just like that picture of Lucy, I bet nobody noticed that Sean Connery is holding a gun.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:47 pm

(is that actually sean connery? if so, which movie?)
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Postby chee » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:59 pm

1. Yes, that's him.

2. Zardoz.

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Postby chazthesilencer » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:10 am

Image

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^New pic, but I suppose it could just
as easily be a reaction to the first :]
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Postby Deluxe » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:50 am

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Asuka & Misato: "FOUR NEW MOVIES?!??!?!?!! WHY?!??!!!?!?"

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Postby Action_Bastard » Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:11 am

^ Rei: Oh yeah, and I put the little bits of Shinji I chopped up last night in your food.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:20 am

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You know you're a pervert if you suddenly found yourself sticking your john thomas or veronica slick into your monitor where the character's mouths are, an- ahhh...and making up lines for you and the characters, and..ahhh...acting like they're saying "OH YES, OH YESS" between thrusts and...aand...aaaaaahhhh...ejaculating all over the monitor to see what they look like with fluid all over their faces....oh god i have to clean this up...!

OH SHI-
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Postby Iron Rooster » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:11 pm

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*Asuka and Misato in unison* - Holy shit!!!! Ayanami just farted! It smells so bad!!!!!!!

*Shinji in the back of the room*- I'm suddenly really turned on.
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Postby Action_Bastard » Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:24 am

I made this in response to a thing I thought up on the IRC with Chee. Gendo, on a Segway, riding through Nerv, yelling at random personnel.

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Gendo: "YOU, WIPE MY NOSE! YOU, FIX YOUR SHIRT! YOU, BRING ME SOME COFFEE! YOU, YA GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT...WHOOP, GOT YA! YOU...Oh...Shinji.....(awkward silence)...Good day to you, Shinji......FUYUTSUKI, I NEED THAT DATA! Misato, I NEED A LIST OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH! Rei, TO THE LAB! MAYA, MAKE ME A SANDWICH! AOBA, I NEED A GUITAR SERENADE NOW! HYUGA, I NEED THOSE TPS REPORTS AND...UM...YEEEAAH...I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO COME IN ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY! RITSUKO, I NEED SOME LOVIN', TO THE GENDO-CAVE!"
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Postby CorporalChaos » Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:27 am

XD
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Postby Sachi » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:46 am

Action_Bastard wrote:Image

"I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job / Im your average white, suburbanite slob / I like football and porno and books about war / I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor / My wife and my job, my kids and my car / My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar"

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Postby majlund » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:41 am

Sachi_13 wrote:(Dammit. That youtube video is gone. :spout: )

You don't need it anyway. If you close your eyes, you can still see Dennis Leary singing that wonderful song.
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Postby Kyle » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:49 pm

Gendo-"Move it!Out of the waaayy!I'v got a brown snake playing peekaboo with my asshole and it's about to touch cotton!DAMIT!THE BATTARIES ARE DYING!!!!!!!!!!"
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Postby Action_Bastard » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:55 pm

^ hahaha :rofl:
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:37 pm

i like the last entries a lot :boingy:
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:50 pm

Actionbastard's and TAO's were awesome. ^_^
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Postby Iron Rooster » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:53 am

Kyle's comment about brown snake "peek-a-boo" reminded me of those Barbie commercials on Nickalodean.
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