One line to influence them all....

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Postby Kyle » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:33 pm

If you could enter an eva characters dreams for one night and say one
sentance to influence them,what would you say?

Words of hate?Of love?Of sympathy?

Or would you just yell..."LET'S GO LEEROOOOOYY JEEEENKINS!!!!!!!!"
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Postby chee » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:29 pm

Assuming I would be in a lucid dream state while contacting them, I would go as cyborg Jesus and scream "STOP BEING A DICK".

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Postby ZapX » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:35 pm

I'd say something like this at 0:17.
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Postby Reichu » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:46 pm

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Postby jim_loves_randy » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:57 pm

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:43 pm

"Shinji, just keep on living no matter what, it's the only way you'll become happy with yourself and others."
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:14 pm

"Yo Shinji! Shut the fuck up, stop being a sook, and live with the times!"
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Postby CorporalChaos » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:37 pm

"Hey Shinji, you're a great pilot. Your actions have led to *only* a couple of thousand of deaths, and by golly, if you keep it up, you'll keep it under 10,000 by the time if you're done. So go on, keep piloting the Eva. No pressure."
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Postby Count A'ight » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:41 pm

To any of the pilots:

"When you see Unit 03, aim for the legs; this will neutralize the threat without harming the pilot"


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To Shinji:

"Rei needs a hug... and your baloney pony."
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Postby Formless One » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:44 pm

To Shinji:

"Rei needs a hug... and your baloney pony."

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Postby NemZ » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:01 am

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Postby Lucretius » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:26 am

Shinji, I prefer cherry-flavored condoms. Meet me behind the 7-Eleven in an hour.
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Postby BrikHaus » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:56 pm

Shinji, believe in you who believes in yourself. GIGAAAAAAAA DRILLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMBREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Themaninblack » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:59 pm

Asuka, their all going to laugh at you.


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Postby mrpanda » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:07 pm

To Shinji: Kawrou is a trap !!!!! Guard your ringpiece !!!!!
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Postby Action_Bastard » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:12 pm

Asuka, their all going to laugh at you.


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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:16 pm

To Rei: Shinji wants your fuzz on his face. Same goes for Asuka.
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Postby Sachi » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:24 pm

"Shinji! KICK REASON TO THE CURB! BELIEVE IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN YOURSELF! PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILL! NO, NOT THAT DRILL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT COMATOSE REDHEAD!?!?"
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Postby Zaiku » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:01 am

"Hey Gendo, Rei is gonna betray you when you use her to try and cause 3I. Seriously, don't do it, she'll turn into one fucked up monstrosity."
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