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"The gun is good! The penis is evil!"
Everyone should have to watch Xardoz in high school as a citizenship requirement. The horribleness is just so epic... the movie starts with a flying head made of stone that vomits firearms and gets much weirder from there.
Everyone should have to watch Xardoz in high school as a citizenship requirement. The horribleness is just so epic... the movie starts with a flying head made of stone that vomits firearms and gets much weirder from there.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
- thewayneiac
- Committeeperson
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Sean Connery wrote:The first one to die is my agent.
What were they thinking?
Rejoice, glory is ours. Our young men have not died in vain. Their graves need no flowers. The tapes have recorded their names.
I am all there is.
Negative! Primative! Limited! I let you live.
But I gave you life.
What else could you do?
To do what was right.
I'm perfect, are you?
I am all there is.
Negative! Primative! Limited! I let you live.
But I gave you life.
What else could you do?
To do what was right.
I'm perfect, are you?
- BrikHaus
- Dokutah Tenma
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Just like that picture of Lucy, I bet nobody noticed that Sean Connery is holding a gun.
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
- TheAyanamiOtaku
- Test Subject
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- chazthesilencer
- Lilin
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- Action_Bastard
- Marduk Selectee
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- TheAyanamiOtaku
- Test Subject
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You know you're a pervert if you suddenly found yourself sticking your john thomas or veronica slick into your monitor where the character's mouths are, an- ahhh...and making up lines for you and the characters, and..ahhh...acting like they're saying "OH YES, OH YESS" between thrusts and...aand...aaaaaahhhh...ejaculating all over the monitor to see what they look like with fluid all over their faces....oh god i have to clean this up...!
OH SHI-
- Iron Rooster
- Tokyo-3 Resident
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*Asuka and Misato in unison* - Holy shit!!!! Ayanami just farted! It smells so bad!!!!!!!
*Shinji in the back of the room*- I'm suddenly really turned on.
STROOPWAFELS!!!!!!!
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
- Action_Bastard
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I made this in response to a thing I thought up on the IRC with Chee. Gendo, on a Segway, riding through Nerv, yelling at random personnel.
Gendo: "YOU, WIPE MY NOSE! YOU, FIX YOUR SHIRT! YOU, BRING ME SOME COFFEE! YOU, YA GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT...WHOOP, GOT YA! YOU...Oh...Shinji.....(awkward silence)...Good day to you, Shinji......FUYUTSUKI, I NEED THAT DATA! Misato, I NEED A LIST OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH! Rei, TO THE LAB! MAYA, MAKE ME A SANDWICH! AOBA, I NEED A GUITAR SERENADE NOW! HYUGA, I NEED THOSE TPS REPORTS AND...UM...YEEEAAH...I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO COME IN ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY! RITSUKO, I NEED SOME LOVIN', TO THE GENDO-CAVE!"
Gendo: "YOU, WIPE MY NOSE! YOU, FIX YOUR SHIRT! YOU, BRING ME SOME COFFEE! YOU, YA GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT...WHOOP, GOT YA! YOU...Oh...Shinji.....(awkward silence)...Good day to you, Shinji......FUYUTSUKI, I NEED THAT DATA! Misato, I NEED A LIST OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH! Rei, TO THE LAB! MAYA, MAKE ME A SANDWICH! AOBA, I NEED A GUITAR SERENADE NOW! HYUGA, I NEED THOSE TPS REPORTS AND...UM...YEEEAAH...I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO COME IN ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY! RITSUKO, I NEED SOME LOVIN', TO THE GENDO-CAVE!"
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- CorporalChaos
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Action_Bastard wrote:
"I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job / Im your average white, suburbanite slob / I like football and porno and books about war / I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor / My wife and my job, my kids and my car / My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar"
(Dammit. That youtube video is gone. )
- Action_Bastard
- Marduk Selectee
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- TheAyanamiOtaku
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- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
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- Iron Rooster
- Tokyo-3 Resident
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- Location: Tuna
Kyle's comment about brown snake "peek-a-boo" reminded me of those Barbie commercials on Nickalodean.
STROOPWAFELS!!!!!!!
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
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