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Postby mrpanda » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:04 am

Well here we go the off topic caption contest.

RULES:

No long storys one liners are the prefered captions although id say up to 4 ish line would be ok (could i ask for the mods to help me with this).

Any images that abide by the forums picture rules are fine.

You can submit more than one caption.

Right as a tribute to the old caption contest i give you FEM-KAWROU.

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Postby Dartz » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:08 am

mrpanda wrote:
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Postby majlund » Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:34 am

mrpanda wrote:Image


Lawyer: So I ask the honorable jury; "Is this the face of a bloodthirsty kitten-killer?" Why, I'd say this youngster is practically an Angel!
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Postby Sachi » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:00 am

mrpanda wrote:Image

Kaworu: Your epidermis is showing.
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:11 am

Kaworu - Did I turn the stove off...hmmmmmmm..yes.

-As soon as he falls asleep..
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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:22 am

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Kaworu: I sense something, someone....masturbating. I must wake up in the morning and kill.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:25 am

Kaworu: I thought someone had trouble getting my name right.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:25 pm

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(based off of ActionBastard's)

Shinji: No I'm not! All lies! *quickly zips up his pants*

Or

Kaworu: If only my fangirls knew the truth about me....But, I'd rather not crush their hopes like that.
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Postby Lucretius » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:02 pm

Every time you masturbate...so does Kaworu.

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby NemZ » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:12 pm

Shinji / Kaworu synchro fap training?!
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Postby Lucretius » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:29 pm

Caption A:

Kaworu: (to Rei) I love you too...Shinji.

Rei: I want to die.

Caption B:

Rei: It is my heart to become one with you, Nagisa.

Kaworu: Turn over.

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby mrpanda » Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:19 pm

Kawrou: Hey Asuka wanna read some yaoi together with me ?

Asuka: Go and die !
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:00 pm

mrpanda wrote:No long storys


I hate you.
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Postby Lucretius » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:54 pm

Kaworu: Hey, Shinji, you might want to stop...Unit 06 is about to launch, if you know what I mean...oops, too late.

Shinji: It's...it's everywhere! My eyes, it burns!

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:34 pm

^ hahahahaha thats a good one.
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Postby SeanTucker » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:03 pm

Lucretius wrote:Caption A:

Kaworu: (to Rei) I love you too...Shinji.

Rei: I want to die.


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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:47 pm

Lucretius wrote:Kaworu: Hey, Shinji, you might want to stop...Unit 06 is about to launch, if you know what I mean...oops, too late.

Shinji: It's...it's everywhere! My eyes, it burns!


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Postby Themaninblack » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:13 am

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Postby Action_Bastard » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:19 am

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:13 am

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