Off topic caption contest
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Off topic caption contest
Well here we go the off topic caption contest.
RULES:
No long storys one liners are the prefered captions although id say up to 4 ish line would be ok (could i ask for the mods to help me with this).
Any images that abide by the forums picture rules are fine.
You can submit more than one caption.
Right as a tribute to the old caption contest i give you FEM-KAWROU.
Kawrou: You know you want sauce on this.
RULES:
No long storys one liners are the prefered captions although id say up to 4 ish line would be ok (could i ask for the mods to help me with this).
Any images that abide by the forums picture rules are fine.
You can submit more than one caption.
Right as a tribute to the old caption contest i give you FEM-KAWROU.
Kawrou: You know you want sauce on this.
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Re: Off topic caption contest
mrpanda wrote:
Suddenly. Kittens. Millions of them. Bloodthirsty for revenge.
-------m(^0^)m------ Wot, no sig?
Re: Off topic caption contest
mrpanda wrote:
Lawyer: So I ask the honorable jury; "Is this the face of a bloodthirsty kitten-killer?" Why, I'd say this youngster is practically an Angel!
Re: Off topic caption contest
mrpanda wrote:
Kaworu: Your epidermis is showing.
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Kaworu - Did I turn the stove off...hmmmmmmm..yes.
-As soon as he falls asleep..
-meow meow meow meow meow meow darn that meow mix!
-As soon as he falls asleep..
-meow meow meow meow meow meow darn that meow mix!
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Kaworu: I sense something, someone....masturbating. I must wake up in the morning and kill.
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Caption A:
Kaworu: (to Rei) I love you too...Shinji.
Rei: I want to die.
Caption B:
Rei: It is my heart to become one with you, Nagisa.
Kaworu: Turn over.
Kaworu: (to Rei) I love you too...Shinji.
Rei: I want to die.
Caption B:
Rei: It is my heart to become one with you, Nagisa.
Kaworu: Turn over.
He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund
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Kawrou: Hey Asuka wanna read some yaoi together with me ?
Asuka: Go and die !
Asuka: Go and die !
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
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Kaworu: Hey, Shinji, you might want to stop...Unit 06 is about to launch, if you know what I mean...oops, too late.
Shinji: It's...it's everywhere! My eyes, it burns!
Shinji: It's...it's everywhere! My eyes, it burns!
He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund
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Lucretius wrote:Kaworu: Hey, Shinji, you might want to stop...Unit 06 is about to launch, if you know what I mean...oops, too late.
Shinji: It's...it's everywhere! My eyes, it burns!
Ahhh my eyes, the Goggles Za Du Nashing!
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http://pshbling.deviantart.com/gallery/ Go there for Eva cosplay.
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