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I'm gonna captioning my pic for a little bit:
EVANGELION 100.5: You Are (Not) Ultraman
STARRING:
Hideaki Anno as Himself
Shinji Ikari as Random Citizen #298686
Gendo Ikari as Evil Overlord
Asuka Langley-Soryu as (Random Citizen #2586) The Super-Duper Hyper Mega Heroine
(NOT) COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU
EVANGELION 100.5: You Are (Not) Ultraman
STARRING:
Hideaki Anno as Himself
Shinji Ikari as Random Citizen #298686
Gendo Ikari as Evil Overlord
Asuka Langley-Soryu as (Random Citizen #2586) The Super-Duper Hyper Mega Heroine
(NOT) COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU
"God forbid that I actually make any logical sense whatsoever!"
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
Anno: Yeah, Sadamoto, dick 'em! He's gonna do it right there!
Shinji: Somebody, please help me! My Nissan is bleeding!
Sadamoto: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Shinji: Somebody, please help me! My Nissan is bleeding!
Sadamoto: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund
Proud supporter of Shinji x Sachiel
Lucretius wrote:Anno: Yeah, Sadamoto, dick 'em! He's gonna do it right there!
Shinji: Somebody, please help me! My Nissan is bleeding!
Sadamoto: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
...Ouch. :eyepop:
"God forbid that I actually make any logical sense whatsoever!"
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
KYAHHHHHH MAYO !!!!
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
- TheAyanamiOtaku
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Just give into your Darkside Ornette. Just give in and do what you always wanted to do with this thread. Now is the perfect time.
EVANGERIONANIME is stupid
Come Join the Sakaki Fan Club!
Remember you're on Evageeks, where preset personal delusions outweigh reality.
Come Join the Sakaki Fan Club!
Remember you're on Evageeks, where preset personal delusions outweigh reality.
It's not dead yet; we just need some new pictures to caption. But I have no idea how to post 'em.
He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund
Proud supporter of Shinji x Sachiel
- Action_Bastard
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Shinji: Strip faster, slaves!
Asuka (under breath): I liked him better without the spine...
Kaworu (under breath): I liked YOU better without the consciousness.
Asuka: Fuck you!
Kaworu: I will... if I'm ordered to.
Rei: Quiet, both of you, or I'll make you both just watch... without self-touching privileges.
Asuka/Kaworu: Yes, Mistress...
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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- Location: IL
EMK: Haha, this will finally quash all those rumors about my sexuality! Kensuke, are you getting all this?
Kensuke: Yup. (thinking) You-tube fame, here I come!
Asuka: If I do this, will you let Shinji live?
EMK: Maybe. Oh, and be sure to cry and beg me to stop.
Kensuke: Yup. (thinking) You-tube fame, here I come!
Asuka: If I do this, will you let Shinji live?
EMK: Maybe. Oh, and be sure to cry and beg me to stop.
He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund
Proud supporter of Shinji x Sachiel
- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
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- Gender: Female
Asuka: BAKA! This was the first and last time we have a threesome! You're MINE only, understand?!
Shinji, offscreen: So--sorry! I just...needed to be sure I am straight. Or in my case, Asuka-sexual. *nervous fidget*
Kaworu: .......Shinji-kun, I still don't understand how participating in Lilin mating rituals with you and Second helped matters seeing as I'm really a girl....
~Take care of yourself, I need you~
Kawrou: Quick lets get dressed before Misato gets home.
Asuka: Or worse if Shinji comes home, we'll never hear the fap of it, or rather he wont stop fapping.
Shinji: Fappedy Fap !
Asuka and Kawrou: TOO LATE !
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
- Age: 38
- Posts: 23063
- Joined: Aug 13, 2006
- Location: 私の中いる自分の心
- Gender: Female
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