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Postby Formless One » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:34 pm

Xard wrote:It isn't that bad

Besides, why is she stretching towards, ermm, "it" if it is so horrible :shifty:


Same reason why Asuka reaches towards anything.

To kill it.
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:37 pm

Formless One wrote:
Xard wrote:Besides, why is she stretching towards, ermm, "it" if it is so horrible :shifty:

Same reason why Asuka reaches towards anything.

To kill it utterly.

Exactly. Even if the gesture is completely ineffective, you look about a dozen times more hardcore if you reach menacingly towards the antagonizing object.
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Postby Jay911 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:13 pm

CorpChaos: You were close...

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"HeadON... apply directly to.. grunt.. the... nngh!.."
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Postby Iron Rooster » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:26 pm

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Asuka: Dammit Shinji! You do not point it at my eye when you do that! Grrrr!!! I'm going to rip you limb from limb! Starting with the smallest one!

Bender from Futurama in the background: The really small one! WHOOOOOO!!!!!
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Postby zimlord » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:29 pm

Jay911 wrote:CorpChaos: You were close...

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"HeadON... apply directly to.. grunt.. the... nngh!.."

i lol'd hard.
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:44 pm

WIN ^
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:12 am

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:WIN ^

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:00 am

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Asuka thrusts Nigouki's MP's Cores

Asuka: HEY! WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?! Huh?

Asuka turns around and gets nailed by the Lance/Spear of Longinus and the head of Nigouki faces towards the sky

Asuka, maniacally: NOW....now...that's...the.....the....stuff....heeehee....hee...
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Postby Noephon » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:41 am

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ASUKA--When not even Facepalm is enough to sufficiently express the stupid.
Maya: Oh no, the Evas have begun generating an anti-AT field.
Aoba: That could be meaningless techno-jargon, but I bet it means that spectres of Rei will appear to everyone on earth, flash into an image of their secret sexual fantasies and then make their heads pop into magic placenta goo, right?
Hyuga: *pop*
Aoba: Ooh, good guess! *pop*
Gendo: Oh no. It turns out that deep down in my heart, I'm a big emotional coward - a badass version of Shinji. I feel so hollow now.
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Postby NemZ » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:59 pm

I think it's time to move on.

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Postby Formless One » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:11 pm

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Fem-male Shinji: Kowarou, does this make me look fat?

male-fem Kowarou: No it makes you look like a gay emo bitch.

Fem-male Shinji: But-

male-fem Kowarou: Come here, sexy!

Fem-male Shinji: !
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Postby Sachi » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:45 am

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:53 am

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Shinji: Misato-san I feel like a total dork in this outfit. Why are we celebrating that American holiday Halloween anyway? At least Asuka and you are wearing something that looks "nice"! :sigh:

Asuka, Misato, thoughts: Heh, I can see his cute tummy with him wearing that. Black's not his color but... OH BABY.
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:43 pm

I'm sorry, but I'm totally going to have to pass on this one. I can't look at or think about that picture long enough to write a caption.
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Postby majlund » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:59 pm

NemZ wrote:Image

In an attempt to make a living in a tough world, young Gendo Ikari makes money by posing for underground fashion magazines.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:04 pm

As requested here
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:25 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:Image

Shinji: Wow...how did everyone get so tall?
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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:39 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:Image


Kaworu(male...lol) to Toji(female): Did you just touch my butt!?!?!?
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:08 pm

Pretty sure that's Hikari, not Kaworu.
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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:41 pm

Image Ah, crap.....Image



Well then........Hikari(male) to Toji(female): Did you just touch my butt!?!?!?.....that totally is not hilarious, but w/e.
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