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Postby PartyHard » Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:21 pm

Formless One wrote:I'll do you one better.
Asuka thirty minutes after discovering /b/. :devil:

Or YouTube comments. What else can make one clutch their eye, while glaring at the screen, as their hand hovers over the mouse in a dilemma to reply or not reply to the immense stupidity?
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:29 pm

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In before "Penis does NOT go in eye".
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Postby Formless One » Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:36 pm

PartyHard wrote:
Formless One wrote:I'll do you one better.
Asuka thirty minutes after discovering /b/. :devil:

Or YouTube comments. What else can make one clutch their eye, while glaring at the screen, as their hand hovers over the mouse in a dilemma to reply or not reply to the immense stupidity?

Oh, I can stand YouTube comments. They can sometimes be quite informative, and at least there is a struggle between the forces of good and evil on YouTube. But I won't touch /b/- looking it up on Encyclopedia Dramatica was enough to make my eyes bleed.
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Postby Themaninblack » Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:39 pm

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Asuka: [i]I said a Donkey Punch not a......[/i]

or

Asuka: The googles have no effect.
I won.

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Postby CorporalChaos » Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:28 am

MUST. REACH. ASPIRIN.
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Postby NemZ » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:21 am

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Upon the startling revelation that she was trapped in an anime series, Asuka, tragically unaware of traditional genre limitations but having seen one or two examples, immediately tried to throw a chi blast at the enemy.

There were no survivors.
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Postby master_lloyd » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:32 am

Penis does no.... OH SHI-
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Postby majlund » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:30 am

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Warning: Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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Postby Sharaz Destler » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:27 am

[quote="Sailor Star Dust"]
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(*Lance of Longinus suddenly and painfully thrusts itself into Unit 02's left eye*)

Asuka (a la Prof. Frink) : OOOOOOWWWWW, MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!

(*a second Lance goes into Unit 02's right eye*)

Asuka (still with Prof. Frink voice) : OOOOOOOWWWWWW, MY OTHER EYE!
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:45 am

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Asuka: "Alright, nice music...now there are two girls, okay. Guess they're lesbians. Hmm. Seems pretty straightforward so far...Is that a cup? Why would they need a cup? ....AUGH MY EYES!!!!!"
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:07 pm

oh dear ^

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Postby Xard » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:32 pm

It isn't that bad

Besides, why is she stretching towards, ermm, "it" if it is so horrible :shifty:

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Postby Formless One » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:34 pm

Xard wrote:It isn't that bad

Besides, why is she stretching towards, ermm, "it" if it is so horrible :shifty:


Same reason why Asuka reaches towards anything.

To kill it.
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:37 pm

Formless One wrote:
Xard wrote:Besides, why is she stretching towards, ermm, "it" if it is so horrible :shifty:

Same reason why Asuka reaches towards anything.

To kill it utterly.

Exactly. Even if the gesture is completely ineffective, you look about a dozen times more hardcore if you reach menacingly towards the antagonizing object.
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Postby Jay911 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:13 pm

CorpChaos: You were close...

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"HeadON... apply directly to.. grunt.. the... nngh!.."
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Postby Iron Rooster » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:26 pm

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Asuka: Dammit Shinji! You do not point it at my eye when you do that! Grrrr!!! I'm going to rip you limb from limb! Starting with the smallest one!

Bender from Futurama in the background: The really small one! WHOOOOOO!!!!!
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Postby zimlord » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:29 pm

Jay911 wrote:CorpChaos: You were close...

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"HeadON... apply directly to.. grunt.. the... nngh!.."

i lol'd hard.

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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:44 pm

WIN ^
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:12 am

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:WIN ^

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:00 am

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Asuka thrusts Nigouki's MP's Cores

Asuka: HEY! WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?! Huh?

Asuka turns around and gets nailed by the Lance/Spear of Longinus and the head of Nigouki faces towards the sky

Asuka, maniacally: NOW....now...that's...the.....the....stuff....heeehee....hee...
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