\LOL that reminds me of Gunslinger Girl
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Terminator 4 Rise Of the Clones
Rei: John Connor?
John Connor: Nice... New Models.
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Shinji: Are you sure you're okay with this?
[Flash]
Rei: It is not unpleasant.
Kensuke: More to the left, and try to smirk a little.
S: I know I suggested you try to be a little more social with others at school, but this...
R: It is for a good cause.
Toji: Of course, the best cause... because we can.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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Gendo: Oh, Rei. Get over here and shoot me with that black gun of yours.
Rei: Oh you joker ^___^
Gendo: Yes, and deflower my son while you're at it.
Rei: *insane laughter*
*bright lights, HALLELUJAH, etc. etc.*
Gendo: As a maid, you have to do whatever I say. Oh, yes. Now start Third Impact.
Arael: *beam*
Rei: NOOOOOOO-- ok.
Gendo: <=O
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.......
Rei: Oh you joker ^___^
Gendo: Yes, and deflower my son while you're at it.
Rei: *insane laughter*
*bright lights, HALLELUJAH, etc. etc.*
Gendo: As a maid, you have to do whatever I say. Oh, yes. Now start Third Impact.
Arael: *beam*
Rei: NOOOOOOO-- ok.
Gendo: <=O
---
.......
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Asuka thirty minutes after discovering the internet.
* Kederaji is now officially offended by the Red Cross.
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
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I'll do you one better.
Asuka thirty minutes after discovering /b/.
Asuka thirty minutes after discovering /b/.
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Formless One wrote:I'll do you one better.
Asuka thirty minutes after discovering /b/.
Or YouTube comments. What else can make one clutch their eye, while glaring at the screen, as their hand hovers over the mouse in a dilemma to reply or not reply to the immense stupidity?
* Kederaji is now officially offended by the Red Cross.
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
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- Kept you waiting, huh?
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PartyHard wrote:Formless One wrote:I'll do you one better.
Asuka thirty minutes after discovering /b/.
Or YouTube comments. What else can make one clutch their eye, while glaring at the screen, as their hand hovers over the mouse in a dilemma to reply or not reply to the immense stupidity?
Oh, I can stand YouTube comments. They can sometimes be quite informative, and at least there is a struggle between the forces of good and evil on YouTube. But I won't touch /b/- looking it up on Encyclopedia Dramatica was enough to make my eyes bleed.
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Upon the startling revelation that she was trapped in an anime series, Asuka, tragically unaware of traditional genre limitations but having seen one or two examples, immediately tried to throw a chi blast at the enemy.
There were no survivors.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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Penis does no.... OH SHI-
Neon Genesis Evangelion (from the Greek Ευανγελιον, meaning "Gigantic robots piloted by mentally ill children")
Eva Facts:
-Gendo's final silenced line to Ritsuko was "I'm going to shoot you now."
-Nagisa Kaworu kills a kitten every time you masturbate.
-Kaji's first and last name was Kaji
Eva Facts:
-Gendo's final silenced line to Ritsuko was "I'm going to shoot you now."
-Nagisa Kaworu kills a kitten every time you masturbate.
-Kaji's first and last name was Kaji
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[quote="Sailor Star Dust"]
(*Lance of Longinus suddenly and painfully thrusts itself into Unit 02's left eye*)
Asuka (a la Prof. Frink) : OOOOOOWWWWW, MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
(*a second Lance goes into Unit 02's right eye*)
Asuka (still with Prof. Frink voice) : OOOOOOOWWWWWW, MY OTHER EYE!
(*Lance of Longinus suddenly and painfully thrusts itself into Unit 02's left eye*)
Asuka (a la Prof. Frink) : OOOOOOWWWWW, MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
(*a second Lance goes into Unit 02's right eye*)
Asuka (still with Prof. Frink voice) : OOOOOOOWWWWWW, MY OTHER EYE!
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