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Postby Grand Duke of Yashima » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:47 pm

I love it how only the chalkboard face of Asuka is smiling, and Kaji's got goo-goo eyes for her.
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Postby Noephon » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:43 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Continuing from the above....

Asuka, walking Shinji on a leash: Oh, Shin-ji? >=3
Shinji, on all fours (but not nekkid): ....I prefer it when you dress up like a kitty. T_T
Asuka: =^_^= Nyano! <3


...I'm beginning to get some idea of your shipping proclivities.
Maya: Oh no, the Evas have begun generating an anti-AT field.
Aoba: That could be meaningless techno-jargon, but I bet it means that spectres of Rei will appear to everyone on earth, flash into an image of their secret sexual fantasies and then make their heads pop into magic placenta goo, right?
Hyuga: *pop*
Aoba: Ooh, good guess! *pop*
Gendo: Oh no. It turns out that deep down in my heart, I'm a big emotional coward - a badass version of Shinji. I feel so hollow now.
Shinji: Third Impact destroys the barriers between all human minds. Now I can be rejected simultaneously by every woman in the world!

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:47 am

Nah, that's just the result of me spending too much time online lately. ^^;


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Asuka: Any other questions before I commence "Operation: Kirishima-san sucks; I rock"?
Shinji: Just one. Umm...why do I look like that Charlie Brown kid? T_T
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Postby Noephon » Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:48 am

Well, I just want Shinji to find someone who makes him happy, so if you think Asuka fits the bill, I'm yours for the convincing.

I was WAITING for somebody to make the Schulz connexion!
Maya: Oh no, the Evas have begun generating an anti-AT field.
Aoba: That could be meaningless techno-jargon, but I bet it means that spectres of Rei will appear to everyone on earth, flash into an image of their secret sexual fantasies and then make their heads pop into magic placenta goo, right?
Hyuga: *pop*
Aoba: Ooh, good guess! *pop*
Gendo: Oh no. It turns out that deep down in my heart, I'm a big emotional coward - a badass version of Shinji. I feel so hollow now.
Shinji: Third Impact destroys the barriers between all human minds. Now I can be rejected simultaneously by every woman in the world!

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Postby Sharaz Destler » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:33 am

Noephon wrote:
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"I always said he'd come to no good in the end, Your Honour! If they'd let me have my way I could've...FLAYED HIM INTO SHAPE!!!!!!"
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:15 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Shinji: Just one. Umm...why do I look like that Charlie Brown kid? T_T


You know, I noticed the resemblance too, but I couldn't think of anything funny to say about it. Let's see if I can make it work this time:
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Asuka: "So here's my idea for a Evangelion/Peanuts crossover fanfic. Out of nowhere, Charlie Brown shows up in our time. Little does he know that Mecha-Mana is descending from the Toxic Cloud of Doom, intent on destroying Nerv, and, consequently, us. Chuck here decides that he was transported to our dimension for a reason, and that reason was to protect us from Mecha-Mana. In the battle that ensures, Mecha-Mana chokes him with her tentacles, and he dies. That's all I have so far. What do you think?
Shinji: Mecha-Mana?
Rei: Tentacles?
Misato: ...That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
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Postby NemZ » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:02 pm

@ Gamer

Yeah, some horrible fanfic was also my first thought.

My second thought went nowhere, but does anyone else think that Gendo looks like Dilbert?

Oh well, here's my 3rd thought on the subject

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Asuka: ...and that's why we have to back in time and remove this annoying girl from the fandom! I'll pay you when we get back.

Shinji: But who is that mullet guy below you in the diagram, Asuka? I know I've seen him somewhere before...

Asuka: Would you focus, baka?! This is not a joke!

Misato: Should we bring weapons?

Rei: That would be wise. I have done this once before with quantum magic but safety is not guaranteed.

Don't get the reference?
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Postby Zerogoki » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:45 pm

NemZ is da WINNAR! :thumbsup:
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:35 pm

Gamer: Nice! ;)

So what's that reference from? I've seen that picture of the mullet guy before but I still don't get it.
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Postby NemZ » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:49 pm

@ SSD:

The mullet-headed time traveler is a meme mostly supported by YTMND. The link I offered was to the original site, but since there have been all manner of additions to his 'legend': pics of him messing with history, other people joining the time war with similar newspaper ads, a quest that crossed over into the RPG game Chrono Trigger for a while... all kinds of silliness.

further linkage!
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"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Postby NemZ » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:25 am

Next!
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"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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Postby p06 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:26 am

NemZ wrote:Next!
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Rei: Remember that time when I grew all big and white? UGH, I forgot that the ozone layer is only 35 km away from the surface.
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Postby Xard » Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:46 am

:lol:

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:37 pm

Rei: I...er...really think I put too much tanning oil on, Shinji...
Shinji: NO! Not...not really...not......
Rei: ?
Shinji: MOTHER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF! I CAN'T FAP TO YOU ANYMORE!
Rei: :blink:
Shinji: I'VE LOST ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SACROSANCT TO MEE!!!!
Rei: Uh...
Shinji: WHY DID YOU CHANGE MOM?! WHY DID YOU CHANGE?!
Rei: You...said I needed a tan-
Shinji: I WANTED YOU TO LOOK MORE LIKE Asuka!
Asuka: ! WHAT?!
Shinji: Oh SHI-
Asuka: *SLAPPOURZ* YOU STUPID PERVERTED PERVERT- WHOA.
Rei: :|
Asuka: Nice...erm...tan.
Rei: Thank you.
Asuka: Its....um....cool looking. Pretty cool...actually, how did you get such a tan-
Rei: ! OH MY GOD SHE SAID I WAS COOL! THANK YOU Shinji THAAANK YOUUU! *wet kiss @ Shinji's cheek*
Shinji: :blush:
Asuka: DID YOU JUST KISS THAT WHICH WAS MINE?!
Rei: Uh...no.
Asuka: LIES!
Rei: What are they?
Asuka: Oh it's hopeless-
Rei: Hee hee hee...
Asuka: WHAT WAS THAT?
Rei: What was what?
Asuka: AAAAAUGH *grabs Shinji's leg and drags him away* COMON Shinji LET'S LEAVE THIS CLUELESS HONOR STUDENT ALONE. HUMPH!
Rei: no...come back...

Fuyutsuki: Ebony in Tokyo-3?! AT LAST! *drives up to Rei in Tesla and takes off Shades* Hey there baby. Why doncha take a ride in my car, and then have a drink? You're the kinda girl that I like to have some fun with. MY kinda girl.
Rei: Fuyutsuki?
Fuyutsuki: Rei-REI?! OH MY LORD I APOLOGIZE I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE...OH GOD...embarrassing...*drives away*
Rei: ?
Fuyutsuki: So close...whyyyyy ;_; it's...it's not fair...
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Postby Zuggy » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:46 pm

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Postby BobBQ » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:00 pm

SIGINT: "Snake, what are you wearing now?"

Naked Snake: "It's grease paint and a blue wig. I got it from The Humor."

SIGINT: "Uh... Okay."

Naked Snake: "So, does it have any special abilities?"

SIGINT: "I dunno. Why don't you walk up to an enemy in it and see what happens?"

Naked Snake: "I'll do that."

***

Naked Snake: "SIGINT!"

SIGINT: "Yo! Did you try it?"

Naked Snake: "I ran into four of them!"

SIGINT: "And?"

Naked Snake: "They all stared at me for a few seconds, then yelled something like 'OMGtehRei!' and started unzipping their pants!"

SIGINT: "Then what?"

Naked Snake: "I ran away, obviously! What kind of special power is this?"

SIGINT: "I have no idea, but it sounds like it's... quite a power."

Naked Snake: "Yeah... At least they forgot to sound the alarm or shoot at me."

SIGINT: "Might come in handy. It looks kind of weird, but give it thirty or forty years and it'll probably be really popular."

Major Zero: "That may be so, but I think you'd better take it off for now, Snake."

Naked Snake: "Why?"

Major Zero: "I'm getting a terrible urge to question my orientation."

Naked Snake: "..."

Para-Medic: "To tell the truth, so am I."

Major Zero: "That settles it. Snake, take that camouflage off."

Naked Snake: "All right, all right... Just a minute."

***

The Boss: "Jack..? What the hell is that?"

Naked Snake: "I just got it. What do you think?"

The Boss: "It's making me physically sick."

Naked Snake: "Really?"

The Boss: "Yes, really! I suppose you might get past Volgin in that getup, but don't wear it around me, you hear?"

Naked Snake: "Yeah, yeah..."

***

EVA: "..."

Naked Snake: "You don't like it?"

EVA: "...It's not really you, you know?"

Naked Snake: "Huh."

EVA: "But it might come in handy once you're in Groznyj Grad."

Naked Snake: "You think it'll work on Volgin?"

EVA: "Volgin, maybe. Raikov, probably not."

***

Major Zero: "Thank goodness you've got it off."

Naked Snake: "Was it really that bad?"

Major Zero: "It definitely was. I'll probably have to take my tea early, just to settle my nerves. Listen, don't wear that camo again unless you absolutely need to, understand?"

Naked Snake: "..."

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Postby chee » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:57 pm

Bob and TAO win.

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Postby Sharaz Destler » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:15 pm

Okay, let me have a try at that pic of Tanned Rei.

Rei: "Hi, guys! I just got back from that tanning salon John Kerry goes to!"

(Everyone looks at her doubtfully)

Rei: "...What?"
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:40 pm

Tay Zonday: "Chocolate Rei..."
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Postby slothen » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:46 pm

Gamer_2k4 wrote:Tay Zonday: "Chocolate Rei..."


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