What would YOU do with with an Eva

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Postby StandardEvaFan » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:24 am

'll tell her to make a chicken mayo sandwich for me

(Mayonnaise....YESSSSSSSSSS. :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: )

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Postby Sachi » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:47 am

At first, I thought you were seriously bringing the mayo joke back. Too bad... :raincloud:
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:59 am

plz, not that shit again :shakehead:
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:35 am

don't worry it'll come back every now and then :mwahaha:
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Postby Skywalker007 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:53 am

Blow it up, sent Yui to rest.
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:10 am

Whatever I was told to do with it, I'd guess. I know this probably sounds unnecessarily Shinji-like, but think about it. I've been given control of a massive creature for no other reason than "you're the only one who can pilot it." Who am I to determine how the Eva should be used? I didn't train for this. I'm no one special. If the suits think that I should pilot an Eva, then they probably know my skills better than I do, they know the reasons better than I do, and their judgment would be significantly better than mine. Let them decide how such things should be handled.
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Postby mrpanda » Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:15 pm

START AN EVA RAVE!!

Seriously guys, bit of drum n'd bass lots of destruction, it would be a real party!
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Postby The Goose » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:19 pm

I wouldn't do anything with Eva. It might mentally scar me.

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Postby zimlord » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:21 pm

mrpanda wrote:START AN EVA RAVE!!

Seriously guys, bit of drum n'd bass lots of destruction, it would be a real party!

somehow i can only see Eva's rampaging to gabber and hardcore.

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Postby BrikHaus » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:32 am

I'd make it get two part time jobs (preferrably in the food service industry or construction) in order to support my hookers and cocaine habits.
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:15 am

of course, you're to become a "doctor" allegedly :smirk:
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Postby AyrYntake » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:44 am

Most probably, I'd use it to threaten the world into submission and then do whatever I wanted. I'd need a power supply of some sort, though.
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Postby Evangelion__x » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:40 pm

I'm not sure. I'm way too stupid to know how to work the thing, anyway.

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Postby Iron Rooster » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:35 pm

:fap:

Hmmm . . . how the hell would an Eva do it anyway?
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Postby CorporalChaos » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:24 pm

Iron Rooster wrote::fap:

Hmmm . . . how the hell would an Eva do it anyway?

I thought the Evas would have to schlick, actually. Either that, or they can don Christmas themed clothing and have an orgy.
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Postby slothen » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:08 pm

I would take my Eva and roundhouse chuck norris in the face.
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Postby zimlord » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:16 pm

Iron Rooster wrote::fap:

Hmmm . . . how the hell would an Eva do it anyway?

ask Reichu.

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Postby devil_eAter » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:41 pm

I would use it to grab peoples attention while I spoke out aganist Westboro Baptist Church. Hey, I'm in a giant biomechanical creature. People will naturally be interested in what I have to say.

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Postby Dancemacabre » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:04 am

establish world domination! woohooo!
haha not really i guess... well.. not until i figure out how to USE the damn thing..
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Postby BardialX18 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:07 pm

Id use it to take over the world and eventually when humanity went to other planets I would use it again to take over the universe. what? Im not insane... :eva01_roar:


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