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Postby NAveryW » Thu May 29, 2008 9:30 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:nice pun
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Postby Sachi » Thu May 29, 2008 10:25 pm

Shinji: So what are we doing today? NARF!

Rei: The same thing we do everyday, Shinji. Try to take over the world!
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Postby Themaninblack » Thu May 29, 2008 10:34 pm

Shinji:...Mom I don't think this is platonic hand holding.....
I won.

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Postby Iron Rooster » Thu May 29, 2008 10:53 pm

Rei II: I love you Shinji, but I don't know if it's in a romantic or motherly way. I'm sure there's a bunch of geeks discussing this for me so no worries.
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Postby Kyle » Thu May 29, 2008 11:18 pm

Shinji-"Rei,don't...move."

Rei-"Why?"

Shinji-"Because there's big ass flower right behind us."
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Postby ZapX » Fri May 30, 2008 12:01 am

I have no bloody clue, fanwank something

(ignore the caption)
in b4 miyumiyu reference.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Fri May 30, 2008 12:14 am

EvaMonkey Cat is watching you fanwank.
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Postby Zeak » Fri May 30, 2008 4:42 am

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I'm going to eat you... Just like the book said
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Postby zimlord » Fri May 30, 2008 8:32 am

pmkava wrote:
NAveryW wrote:Image


Brain: come Pinky, we must get ready for tomorrow night.
Pinky: why Barin? what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: the same thing we do every night Pinky, try and understand Evangelion!


heh, that was actually pretty good. ^_^

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Postby mrpanda » Fri May 30, 2008 3:30 pm

slothen wrote:Do you want to become one with me?
To be of one mind, body, and scarf?

Shinji: uhhhh...


WIN !

Lol a Rei/Shinji pic from SSD is the world going to end ??

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Fri May 30, 2008 3:47 pm

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Shinji and Rei after watching A Christmas Story one too many times.


(ignore the caption)
in b4 miyumiyu reference.
That is just.... :shades: :rofl:
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Postby Themaninblack » Fri May 30, 2008 4:00 pm

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HENTAI

Its stupid, gross, sexist, and leaves you with a great deal of shame

:liplick: :liplick: :liplick: :liplick: :fap: :fap: :fap: :liplick: :liplick: :fap: :fap:
I won.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri May 30, 2008 8:46 pm

Lol a Rei/Shinji pic from SSD is the world going to end ??


No, I'm just losing some lulz-worthy ideas for Asuka/Shinji that's al---*world blows up*

Holy crap, Kyle's around? Anyway, his made me chuckle.

Zer/Yui picture:

Zer: Eeek! Don't eat me! I like my S2 Engine where it is! ;_;
Yui-sama: Don't worry dear, I'll be gentle. :heart:
Zer: ....I guess being in an Eva for so long can make anybody a little gay, huh?
Yui-sama: :sweatdrop:
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Fri May 30, 2008 9:05 pm

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Ritsuko: Eva 01 is...is eating..the...angel-
Maya: OH MY GOD I AM SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW Ritsuko hold me...
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Sachi » Fri May 30, 2008 9:39 pm

Shinji: HE'S GOT A WIRE!

Shogouki: What!? YOU SON OF A BITCH!
- Sachi

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Postby sadsadshinji » Sat May 31, 2008 12:25 am

EVA 01: NO LUBE?

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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat May 31, 2008 1:55 am

I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, punk, I've got a Desert Eagle in 50 AE, the most powerful semiautomatic in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, I ask you, do you feel lucky? Well, DO YA?
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Postby BobBQ » Sat May 31, 2008 10:36 am

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Postby eva unit 04 » Sat May 31, 2008 3:55 pm

shogouki:describe what marsellus wallace looks like!
kaworu:what?!I...
shogouki:say what again!,SAY WHAT AGAIN!I DARE YOU!
Shinji: :chair:
will add signature soon ^_<

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Postby slothen » Sat May 31, 2008 4:16 pm

eva unit 04 wrote:shogouki:describe what marsellus wallace looks like!
kaworu:what?!I...
shogouki:say what again!,SAY WHAT AGAIN!I DARE YOU!
Shinji: :chair:

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