If Rei was related to you . . .

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Postby Ornette » Mon May 26, 2008 4:01 am

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:doesn't feel pain so I might as well kill her

Rei doesn't feel pain?

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Postby Anonymous_Evafan » Mon May 26, 2008 4:02 am

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:I'd kill her...because she's nothing but a clone and doesn't feel pain so I might as well kill her... Or put her in a mental hospital... :)

You sir have just won the idiot of the year award, would you like to say something to the audience? I mean all that wincing in episode one is just for show obviously...[/sarcasm]
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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon May 26, 2008 4:50 am

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:doesn't feel pain


I suggest you go and watch episode 1 again.

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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Mon May 26, 2008 5:27 am

Mr. Tines wrote:
BEsERk EVA01 wrote:doesn't feel pain


I suggest you go and watch episode 1 again.

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I made a mistake, alright?! You don't need to go correcting me for 3 posts! All I was saying was that that's what I'd do to her if she was a relative of mine... Or um...torture her. >_<
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Postby Xard » Mon May 26, 2008 6:19 am

That's what freaks would do you know

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Mon May 26, 2008 7:33 am

This thread creeps me out, but I'll give it a shot;

If Rei was related to me I'd definitely try to be friendly and hope that we might find some common interests. She likes to swim, I like to swim, we could go swimming. She seems to like studying/reading, so we could talk about books. Maybe I could get her to see some movies and I'd found out what music she likes. Rei kinda seems like the quiet artistic type...
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Postby Xard » Mon May 26, 2008 7:40 am

Without Rei becoming Lilith things are kinda grim. Might as well quote myself

I don't know what I'd do for her. She's way too tragic character to be "saved". She'd die anyway due to not getting Ritsuko's medicine. Plus because of her state and deep down fear she isn't human, well, it sucks

I'd propably try to make her last days as comfortable as possible


Call me pessimistic if you will, I prefer "realistic"

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon May 26, 2008 8:04 am

Xard wrote: Call me pessimistic if you will, I prefer "realistic"


Lol, wut!?
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Postby BobBQ » Mon May 26, 2008 8:16 am

What I would do with Rei is already well known to those who frequent Fandom & Promotional.

Also, Bee-Zerk has issues.

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Postby mrpanda » Mon May 26, 2008 8:23 am

I would consult BobBQ on rifles and put myself on permanent otaku watch.

Any suggestions on a nice anti tank rifle bob ??? (preferably one like they shot lucy with in the first episode of elfen lied)

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon May 26, 2008 8:31 am

An imouto related by blood whom I've not met before in my life?

Well hello, genetic sexual attraction! :devil:
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Postby PartyHard » Mon May 26, 2008 8:51 am

STARING CONTESTS

...I can't think of anything else to do with her.
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Postby master_lloyd » Mon May 26, 2008 8:53 am

Iron Rooster wrote: Would you be a dick and take advantage of her obedience :money: ?


^ What like pimping her?!
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Postby Xard » Mon May 26, 2008 9:02 am

Mr. Tines wrote:
Xard wrote: Call me pessimistic if you will, I prefer "realistic"


Lol, wut!?


the word of course

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon May 26, 2008 9:18 am

Xard wrote:]the word of course


It's just that that is the opposite of how I'd characterise you...
http://evageeks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=172925#172925
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Postby Zuggy » Mon May 26, 2008 11:03 am

This image is long overdue -

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Postby chee » Mon May 26, 2008 11:26 am

Nice one, Zug.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon May 26, 2008 11:26 am

Zuggy wrote:This image is long overdue


Bravo!
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Postby Kurochi » Mon May 26, 2008 11:54 am

It's not that she doesn't have emotions, in my opinion. It's more of that she keeps everything bottled up, and one of these days it will explode and that's when the proverbial shit will hit the fan. (Off-topic -That's what happened to my brother (he kept his emotional problems bottled up for a long time and then eventually snapped) and he ended up getting kicked out of the house.)

On the other hand though, Rei may be able to cope well enough, based on what I've seen from her.
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Postby Xard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:57 am

Mr. Tines wrote:
Xard wrote:]the word of course


It's just that that is the opposite of how I'd characterise you...
http://evageeks.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=172925#172925


oh c'mon, you know I'm right :hahaha:


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