What would YOU do with with an Eva

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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:50 am

Finally, not one, but an incredible number of two people got one of my references.
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Postby The Imperialist » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:59 pm

Not quite, Frau Reichu. We round everyone up, put them all in a conveinient island where it could fit all the population, and we press the RED BUTTON.
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Postby NetVoyagerOne » Sat May 17, 2008 6:09 pm

Necro-post >.<

I'd march that thing straight to darfur. Fuckers are sooo gonna get it. Then I'll dump the bodies on Congress for not doing anything about it.

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Postby Soljer13 » Sat May 24, 2008 9:47 am

If I had an Eva, Id have sex with it.
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Postby Kyoko Sano » Sat May 24, 2008 9:50 am

I leik Unit 01's horn
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Postby Sachi » Sat May 24, 2008 1:07 pm

Kyoko Sano wrote:I leik Unit 01's horn

Sexual and irrelevant. I like.
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Postby Kurochi » Sat May 24, 2008 1:16 pm

Irrelevancy, a quality only found on the internet when referring to horns of EVAs.
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Postby Xard » Sat May 24, 2008 1:40 pm

soljerameelguy wrote:If I had an Eva, Id have sex with it.


Kyoko Sano wrote:I leik Unit 01's horn


hahaha, awesome

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Postby Soljer13 » Sat May 24, 2008 5:23 pm

yeah i read too much of Steve Vader's fanfics
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Postby evilhead008 » Mon May 26, 2008 7:02 pm

Where are you going to get the soul to put in your eva?

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Postby Soljer13 » Tue May 27, 2008 7:16 am

clone my ex. or some female i like, brain wash her and make her my slave. then insert in eva. start up eva. and voila!
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Postby Xard » Tue May 27, 2008 8:43 am

soljerameelguy wrote:clone my ex. or some female i like, brain wash her and make her my slave. then insert in eva. start up eva. and voila!


I doubt you'd be very good at synchronizing with ex... Wouldn't she "do Unit-00's" all the time?

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Postby Soljer13 » Tue May 27, 2008 11:35 am

Ex is cheating on her current boyfriend with me. yeah Im that much of a pimp.

no seriously, thanks for the tip. I forgot about little ol' Nao. Like I said, BRAINWASH her, then stick her in the eva.
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Postby master_lloyd » Wed May 28, 2008 4:49 am

I'd sell it on ebay. If someone's willing to pay thousands for a LOL replica then imagine how much I could get for a real eva! :money:
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Wed May 28, 2008 4:59 am

master_lloyd wrote:I'd sell it on ebay. If someone's willing to pay thousands for a LOL replica then imagine how much I could get for a real eva! :money:


It also depends whether or not the buyer can pilot it, and sync with it good enough so it can move it. I'm guessing a few billion, if I might add.
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Postby Hunter21 » Wed May 28, 2008 4:12 pm

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Postby cannonski » Fri May 30, 2008 1:46 am

Would be amusing to challenge the angels for a prime-time boxing match, winner takes all.

Though I should imagine they would demand that the berserker ability be removed lol.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Fri May 30, 2008 1:57 am

I would eat an S2 Organ. And then I would go to school and everywhere in my Eva. CLEAN ENERGY!
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Postby Iron Rooster » Fri May 30, 2008 5:04 pm

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:I would eat an S2 Organ.


Got an idea! Eva Fear Factor.

Announcer: Hey evangelions! The challenge today is to eat S2 organs!
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Postby NetVoyagerOne » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:11 pm

Yui: *Shrugs* OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

Units 00 and 02: That's just disgusting!

Yeah, first save Darfur, then do random stuff like throwing cars into orbit, occasionally fighting monsters, killing people I don't like, stuff like that.


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