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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun May 18, 2008 7:23 pm

SSD and Zerogouki had the most lulzworthy comments on the earlier Asuka pic


I did? Which pic? O_o

@Sachi's captions and Zeak's huge pic thing: :hitthetable:

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon May 19, 2008 1:03 am

TOPIC, BITCHES.

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Mon May 19, 2008 2:50 am

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Misato: Kaji whos this. One of your college buddies...Kaji?

Kaji: :blush:

EDIT: For the inner Misato-Lover

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Misato: So...what are you doing here?
Shinji: Ahh! You scared me! Uhh I'm basically done, yeah..why do you smell funny? And why are you looking at me like that?
Misato: *moves closer*
Shinji: MISATO-SAN-
Misato: *cups mouth* Don't talk. *starts to unzip clothing*
Shinji: *gets hard* Misato-san...you...you-
Misato: Alright I want you to focus, Shinji. You have to get out of the closet.
Shinji: But I like the closet!
Misato: You can't stay in the closet forever.
Shinji: Yes I can, look heres Kensuke and Touji and Rei with me.
Misato: Rei?!
Rei: I don't mind. It comes with the job.
Misato: But Shinji you have to get out of the closet, the city is burning-
Shinji: *smiling* No you'll be fine...with us...*closes door*
Misato: NononoNONO NOOOOOO!

...

Misato: Oh hey there's Tom Cruise in here too.
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Zeak » Tue May 20, 2008 2:52 am

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The cover for Tom Clancys new book
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue May 20, 2008 5:12 am

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I'm sorry but I appear to have dislocated my shoulder... can someone help me put it back Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon style? I like it rough.
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Postby master_lloyd » Tue May 20, 2008 5:14 am

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It seems my jacket has come off, maybe you could help me put it back on...

...

...

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... with your penis.
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Postby Sachi » Tue May 20, 2008 8:10 am

Haha, Nice South Park there, TAO.

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Postby Kyle » Tue May 20, 2008 10:52 pm

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Maya-"*SNIFF SNIFF*Mmmm....."

Misato-"*Thinking* Im frightened,sickened and strangely aroused..."
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Postby Sachi » Tue May 20, 2008 10:58 pm

Old pic is old, but I'll work with it.

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Postby Kyle » Tue May 20, 2008 11:19 pm

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"I can has cheezburger?"


I had to do it.
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Postby sadsadshinji » Wed May 21, 2008 1:17 am

@ maya
Misato: whatever happened to her being...with Ritsuko?

@ Misato
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Postby Indigo Arcangel » Wed May 21, 2008 1:48 am

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"I CAN HAS RECON?"
Normality is overrated

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Postby zimlord » Wed May 21, 2008 8:33 am

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Postby Zeak » Wed May 21, 2008 8:35 am

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I just watched 2 girls 1 cup for the first time
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Postby majlund » Wed May 21, 2008 8:38 am

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There's a "2 boys 1 cup" video out there?!
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Postby Zeak » Wed May 21, 2008 8:39 am

According to family guy
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Postby master_lloyd » Wed May 21, 2008 10:32 am

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"Yer goofy lukin' Heeyuck Heeyuck!"

or possibly -


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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed May 21, 2008 1:41 pm

Though it's been funny, please use Eva pictures only (the characters), okay?

Anyway, have some Shinji's ass fanservice:

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Ritsuko: Hehehe...hahaha...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shinji: :scared: Don't hurt me!
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Postby slothen » Wed May 21, 2008 2:10 pm

Indigo Arcangel wrote:"I CAN HAS RECON?"


Oh fuckwin. also, epic pictures last couple pages.
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Postby NAveryW » Wed May 21, 2008 2:33 pm

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Shinji: For God's sake, Ritsuko, I can pick my own nose!
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