Misato: Kaji whos this. One of your college buddies...Kaji?
EDIT: For the inner Misato-Lover
Misato: So...what are you doing here?
Shinji: Ahh! You scared me! Uhh I'm basically done, yeah..why do you smell funny? And why are you looking at me like that?
Misato: *moves closer*
Misato: *cups mouth* Don't talk. *starts to unzip clothing*
Shinji: *gets hard* Misato-san...you...you-
Misato: Alright I want you to focus, Shinji. You have to get out of the closet.
Shinji: But I like the closet!
Misato: You can't stay in the closet forever.
Shinji: Yes I can, look heres Kensuke and Touji and Rei with me.
Rei: I don't mind. It comes with the job.
Misato: But Shinji you have to get out of the closet, the city is burning-
Shinji: *smiling* No you'll be fine...with us...*closes door*
Misato: NononoNONO NOOOOOO!
Misato: Oh hey there's Tom Cruise in here too.