End Movie:Third Impact?

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Postby terminus » Sun May 18, 2008 9:28 pm

Well for the fourth movie with the new ending, which do you think will happen out of these three scenarios:

-Third Impact happens, everyone is screwed (like in EoE)
-Third Impact happens, yet humanity lives on
-Third Impact never happens
-Other
(normally I would creat a poll, but since I'm new to this forum, I don't know how to make one)

Personally, I'm hoping for Third Impact happens, but due to some epic "something" humanity lives on and Evengelion ends with a very satsifactory and "happy" feeling :) and dosen't make you go "wtf?"

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Postby Sachi » Sun May 18, 2008 9:37 pm

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Postby IrkenEvangelion » Sun May 18, 2008 9:41 pm

Asuka and Shinji get married!! :asuka_happy:

Fat chance, but I can hope....
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Postby terminus » Sun May 18, 2008 9:44 pm

IrkenEvangelion wrote:Asuka and Shinji get married!! :asuka_happy:

Fat chance, but I can hope....


lol yea, that's alittle too much to ask for...but there's a chance...

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Postby Sachi » Sun May 18, 2008 9:44 pm

IrkenEvangelion wrote:Asuka and Shinji get married!! :asuka_happy:

Fat chance, but I can hope....

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Postby IrkenEvangelion » Sun May 18, 2008 9:47 pm

Oh no! I'm being completely serious! (sarcasm)

But I do like the A/S couple, so even if it is really out there, I can dream, can't I?
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Postby NAveryW » Sun May 18, 2008 9:52 pm

Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!
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Postby Sachi » Sun May 18, 2008 9:57 pm

This time, Shinji is Adam. And he fuses with Rei to start 3I. By fuse I mean have sex. By 3I I mean the eruption of brutality by all the A/S shippers.
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Postby IrkenEvangelion » Sun May 18, 2008 9:58 pm

Yea, that makes perfect sense.....
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Postby chee » Sun May 18, 2008 9:59 pm

NAveryW wrote:Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!


YES


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Postby honsou » Sun May 18, 2008 10:26 pm

I just have a feeling that they are going to prevent 3I, which actually would be very fresh because while we know how 3I works, we don't really know how you would prevent it.

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Postby AuraTwilight » Mon May 19, 2008 12:52 am

-Third Impact happens, everyone is screwed (like in EoE)


lolwrong.

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Postby EvaCub » Mon May 19, 2008 8:22 am

AuraTwilight wrote:
-Third Impact happens, everyone is screwed (like in EoE)


lolwrong.

Give me Rei's Severed Arm.


By Anno saying "new ending" he really means the exact same ending
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Mon May 19, 2008 10:27 am

Sachi_13 wrote:This time, Shinji is Adam. And he fuses with Rei to start 3I. By fuse I mean have sex. By 3I I mean the eruption of brutality by all the A/S shippers.
that would be quite fun :smirk:

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Postby Reichu » Mon May 19, 2008 11:35 am

Is "Give me Rei's severed arm" a meme?

Also, isn't it too early to spe-coo-late on this sort of thing...? If we MUST speculate, here's my scenario:

HIP fails because the Space Monsters attack, and Nerv and Seele have to put their differences aside to fight them! After most of the Evas that aren't already dead are killed, we find out that the Space Monsters are really the progeny of some other Seed, and they think they're the best Seed-spawn in the galaxy and they have to get rid of all the rest! The pilots of Eva-01 and Eva-06 must ultimately put their differences aside and team up to form Dustbuster, the entity above all others who will suck the grime of the galaxy into a massive Dirac Sea!!

In the end, we learn that the ultimate purpose of the Human Instrumentality Project was to turn all Lilin into Space Monsters and avoid annihilation. The Angels wanted to stop Seele from doing this because, let's face it. Any plot that ridiculous simply MUST be stopped.

Alternatively,

Bad Gurren Lagann ripoff with spoilers wrote:Seele are attempting to prevent the Spiral Nemesis from afflicting Earth by killing everything with an S2 Engine (= DOUBLE spiral power, twice as dangerous!), and then using the Human Instrumentality Project to convert all remaining humans into Anti-Spirals. (If you're a naked soul, you don't have DNA, after all.) Kaworu is initially your ENEMY and ADVERSARY and on Seele's side, and he eventually joins you even though he doesn't have spiral power or anything (being some kind of sterile, S2 Engine-less freak). When this happens, your Evas (as per the prior scenario) GATTAI into something with a catchy name capable of GATTAI-ing all sorts of other things and becoming really big. When Seele fail to live up to their side of the bargain, Lilith gets pissed off and she becomes the ANTI-SPIRAL herself! Prepare for a really awesome showdown set to an all-new version of Cruel Angel's Thesis!

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Postby Iron Rooster » Mon May 19, 2008 12:31 pm

Polygamy is legalized in 2016 in Japan, Shinji, Asuka, Rei, and Misato get married after kicking Gendo's ass for being a dick. After 3I ends and people come back, Kaji is disappointed that Misato is married so he starts a porn company with Maya and Ritsuko and stars in his movies with them occasionally. ^_^
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Re: End Movie:Third Impact?

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Postby Dartz » Mon May 19, 2008 1:32 pm

terminus wrote:Well for the fourth movie with the new ending, which do you think will happen out of these three scenarios:

-Third Impact happens, everyone is screwed (like in EoE)
-Third Impact happens, yet humanity lives on
-Third Impact never happens
-Other


All four.

It'll go from... Fuck Yeah! to 'What the fuck is this shit? faster than you can say 'The Lance of Longinus.' It'll be a mindfry that'll have bacon cooking on bald people's heads.

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Postby AuraTwilight » Mon May 19, 2008 1:54 pm

By Anno saying "new ending" he really means the exact same ending


Something tell me you didn't read my post quite right.

Anyway, the true ending: It all turns out to be an MMORPG and Shinji's consciousness is stuck inside it, forced to repeat it infinitely in a lamesauce sequel loop because in real life he's a flat-chested lesbian chick abused by her alcoholic father. He wakes up by touching a comatose Asuka, then proceeds to become a lesbian couple with Rei's 87th damned clone.

and Kaworu merges with his EVA, which wields the Lance of Longinus to hunt down Asuka, because her mom's a bitch like that.
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Postby terminus » Mon May 19, 2008 2:05 pm

Dartz wrote:All four.
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Mmm...Bacon.


I'm actually looking forward to getting my mind fried by Anno in the ending, as long as the ending still makes sense...kinda.

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Postby IrkenEvangelion » Mon May 19, 2008 2:07 pm

God only knows if it'll make sense.
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