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Postby ZapX » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:29 am

200 proof is to Gurren Lagann as Nirvana is to Gundam.
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Postby BrikHaus » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:19 pm

ZapX wrote:200 proof is to Gurren Lagann as Nirvana is to Gundam.

I wish I could decipher the meaning of this statement.
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Postby CorporalChaos » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:25 pm

ZapX wrote:200 proof is to Gurren Lagann as Nirvana is to Gundam.

So 200 Proof is epic and Nirvana is pure fail?
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:37 pm

Lies....Nirvana is awesome and Kurt is a genius.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:03 pm

Topic, or you make the pug sad.
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Postby Ornette » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:02 pm

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Postby Sachi » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:08 pm

Why does this remind me of The Village?

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:12 am

When Asuka and Rei ditch Shinji have a child together.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:10 pm

Okay that one or this one:

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Shinji: Why are you looking at me like that?
Kaworu: So...hungry...What?
Shinji: 0.0
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Postby Kyle » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:23 pm

Kaworu *thinking*-"Shinji looks so happy when he's asleep...I wonder how deep I can go without waking him?"
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Postby Sachi » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:28 pm

Kaworu: I LIKE YOU. :heart:
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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:36 pm

Kaworu: Mm...my stomach growls. I feel like...snacking on...Shinji-kun. Yummy!
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Postby ZapX » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:59 pm

Rei: NOTHIN' AT ALL! NOTHIN' AT ALL! NOTHIN' AT ALL!

Asuka:STUPID SEXY Rei!!
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Postby LTC15X » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:40 pm

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*The person with Shinji is Asuka, their just crossdressing.*
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:09 pm

Kaworu: It's buttsechs time. Time to get you lubed up.
Shinji: Please don't do it hard.
Kaworu: I'm not going to do it at all. I'm just gonna hold you still.
Shinji: What? Then who will...do it? And what do you mean, hold me still- :jawdrop:
Rei: GIIGGGAA DDDRRIIILLLLL BBBBRRRREEEEAAAAAKKKKKKAAHHHHHHH!!!
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Postby Sachi » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:22 pm

Shinji: Everytime you cause a 404 error, a gay baby is born.

Kaworu: Come here, lover!

Shinji: You see what I mean?
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Postby CorporalChaos » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:26 pm

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:Image


#1

Kaworu: I just popped a boner, Shinji.


#2

Kaworu: What I'm trying to say is, I just farted, Shinji Ikari.
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Postby Zeak » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:35 am

Asuka isnt the answer to the meaning of life 42?
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:38 am

Einstein-Asuka explains metaphysics 101.
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Postby Sachi » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:37 pm

Asuka solves the Evangelion conspiracy.

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