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LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
Last edited by ZapX on Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:28 am, edited 1 time in total.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ"Stop watching anime. it makes you think all girls are incredibly hot and shy, and there are 10 that all want your boner which just isn't true." -Brik-aniki
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
- universalperson
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- TheAyanamiOtaku
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@ Rei The Devil Picture
Rei, w/ a cheery voice: Alright behind door number three is an arrogant, self-centered girl of fourteen w/ red hair and an attitude and talkativity to match! Born in Germany and raised by a mother who went insane and killed herself, she comes here to Tokyo-3 looking for love, passion, and yes, more attention!!! She enjoys talking about thermal expansion and her body, you being perverted, and her pride! Don't talk to her about her personality or her past, folks, that's a rather dark tale that this miss wouldn't like to explore more than another gal! Ladies and gentlemen, the exclusive pilot of Nigouki, heerreess Asuka!
Audience: (Catcalls, cheering and whooping as Door No. 3 opens to an Asuka in a swimsuit.)
Asuka:...THERMAL EXPANSION!
Rei: Isn't she lovely, folks? She can speak!
Audience: (more cheering and catcalls)
Asuka: ... ANTA BAKA?
Rei: Yes, yes...she seems to be a little down on thoughts today...where's Shinji? Oh, there you are, didn't see you in the corner there...hehehe...gotta speak up, buddy!
Shinji: (quickly hides razor blades) Wha?
Rei: Erm, nothing. Stimulate Asuka for the audience, willya?
Shinji: (lays down, facing the ceiling).
Asuka: (turns around and angrily walks straight to Shinji) AHHH! Shinji BAKA HENTAI! I KNEW YOU JUST SAID WORDS SO YOU COULD GET TO MY BODY! LOOK, YOU'RE EXPANDING RIGHT NOW, YOU HENTAI!
Shinji: Embarrassing...
Audience: oooooh!
Rei: Yes, folks, Asuka is simply superb at detecting expansions of any kind. Observe (starts blowing balloon)
Asuka: ET TU, HONOR STUDENT? I HAD NO IDEA DOLLS HAD A SENSE OF PLEASURE! WELL, BASK YOURSELF...WAIT, I'M NOT BISEXUAL!
Rei: Yes, she even has her own safety when she delves into unknown scenarios.
Audience: aaahhh!
Rei: Aaaand you can have Asuka AND Shinji for this special television offer of 9.95 over 36 months, plus shipping and handling! If you buy within the next twenty minutes, you will get FREE, COMPLEMENTARY Misato AND Ritsukos! THAT'S RIGHT, THE COUPLE FOR ANY PARTY, FOR A COOL 25.99, plus shipping and handli-
*poof*
Rei, waking up: What a wonderful dream.
Rei, w/ a cheery voice: Alright behind door number three is an arrogant, self-centered girl of fourteen w/ red hair and an attitude and talkativity to match! Born in Germany and raised by a mother who went insane and killed herself, she comes here to Tokyo-3 looking for love, passion, and yes, more attention!!! She enjoys talking about thermal expansion and her body, you being perverted, and her pride! Don't talk to her about her personality or her past, folks, that's a rather dark tale that this miss wouldn't like to explore more than another gal! Ladies and gentlemen, the exclusive pilot of Nigouki, heerreess Asuka!
Audience: (Catcalls, cheering and whooping as Door No. 3 opens to an Asuka in a swimsuit.)
Asuka:...THERMAL EXPANSION!
Rei: Isn't she lovely, folks? She can speak!
Audience: (more cheering and catcalls)
Asuka: ... ANTA BAKA?
Rei: Yes, yes...she seems to be a little down on thoughts today...where's Shinji? Oh, there you are, didn't see you in the corner there...hehehe...gotta speak up, buddy!
Shinji: (quickly hides razor blades) Wha?
Rei: Erm, nothing. Stimulate Asuka for the audience, willya?
Shinji: (lays down, facing the ceiling).
Asuka: (turns around and angrily walks straight to Shinji) AHHH! Shinji BAKA HENTAI! I KNEW YOU JUST SAID WORDS SO YOU COULD GET TO MY BODY! LOOK, YOU'RE EXPANDING RIGHT NOW, YOU HENTAI!
Shinji: Embarrassing...
Audience: oooooh!
Rei: Yes, folks, Asuka is simply superb at detecting expansions of any kind. Observe (starts blowing balloon)
Asuka: ET TU, HONOR STUDENT? I HAD NO IDEA DOLLS HAD A SENSE OF PLEASURE! WELL, BASK YOURSELF...WAIT, I'M NOT BISEXUAL!
Rei: Yes, she even has her own safety when she delves into unknown scenarios.
Audience: aaahhh!
Rei: Aaaand you can have Asuka AND Shinji for this special television offer of 9.95 over 36 months, plus shipping and handling! If you buy within the next twenty minutes, you will get FREE, COMPLEMENTARY Misato AND Ritsukos! THAT'S RIGHT, THE COUPLE FOR ANY PARTY, FOR A COOL 25.99, plus shipping and handli-
*poof*
Rei, waking up: What a wonderful dream.
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ"Stop watching anime. it makes you think all girls are incredibly hot and shy, and there are 10 that all want your boner which just isn't true." -Brik-aniki
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
- UrsusArctos
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Haven't we already seen this one?
(Was Board Staff from Dec 31, 2007 - Oct 17, 2015 and Oct 20, 2020 - Aug 1, 2021)
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
i dunno. just found it yesterday...new to me.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ"Stop watching anime. it makes you think all girls are incredibly hot and shy, and there are 10 that all want your boner which just isn't true." -Brik-aniki
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
- BrikHaus
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It was somebody's avatar for a while.
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
it was my avatar, but it had no weegee.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ"Stop watching anime. it makes you think all girls are incredibly hot and shy, and there are 10 that all want your boner which just isn't true." -Brik-aniki
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
- universalperson
- Gaghiel
- Posts: 357
- Joined: Dec 17, 2007
- TheAyanamiOtaku
- Test Subject
- Posts: 2780
- Joined: May 08, 2007
- Location: Fran Sancisco
Luigi:*italian accent* Asuka give back mya musharooms
Asuka: Weeeeee door opens door closes door opens door closes.
Asuka: Weeeeee door opens door closes door opens door closes.
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Misato: Wow this would have been better if the words were whited out.
Shinji:
Shinji:
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ"Stop watching anime. it makes you think all girls are incredibly hot and shy, and there are 10 that all want your boner which just isn't true." -Brik-aniki
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
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