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Postby ZapX » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:54 pm

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
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Postby universalperson » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:52 pm

Sachiel_13 wrote:New Pic
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The Magical, REI-DINI!!!


Where the heck did you get that, Sachi? Is that quasi-official?
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Postby Sachi » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:53 pm

Photobucket... :asuka_stare:
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Postby Jay911 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:02 am

If that's the Rei cosplaying a devil/demon you're talking about.. I think that's from Ayanami Raising IIRC.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:24 am

@ Rei The Devil Picture

Rei, w/ a cheery voice: Alright behind door number three is an arrogant, self-centered girl of fourteen w/ red hair and an attitude and talkativity to match! Born in Germany and raised by a mother who went insane and killed herself, she comes here to Tokyo-3 looking for love, passion, and yes, more attention!!! She enjoys talking about thermal expansion and her body, you being perverted, and her pride! Don't talk to her about her personality or her past, folks, that's a rather dark tale that this miss wouldn't like to explore more than another gal! Ladies and gentlemen, the exclusive pilot of Nigouki, heerreess Asuka!

Audience: (Catcalls, cheering and whooping as Door No. 3 opens to an Asuka in a swimsuit.)

Asuka:...THERMAL EXPANSION!
Rei: Isn't she lovely, folks? She can speak!
Audience: (more cheering and catcalls)
Asuka: ... ANTA BAKA?
Rei: Yes, yes...she seems to be a little down on thoughts today...where's Shinji? Oh, there you are, didn't see you in the corner there...hehehe...gotta speak up, buddy!
Shinji: (quickly hides razor blades) Wha?
Rei: Erm, nothing. Stimulate Asuka for the audience, willya?
Shinji: (lays down, facing the ceiling).
Asuka: (turns around and angrily walks straight to Shinji) AHHH! Shinji BAKA HENTAI! I KNEW YOU JUST SAID WORDS SO YOU COULD GET TO MY BODY! LOOK, YOU'RE EXPANDING RIGHT NOW, YOU HENTAI!
Shinji: Embarrassing...
Audience: oooooh!
Rei: Yes, folks, Asuka is simply superb at detecting expansions of any kind. Observe (starts blowing balloon)
Asuka: ET TU, HONOR STUDENT? I HAD NO IDEA DOLLS HAD A SENSE OF PLEASURE! WELL, BASK YOURSELF...WAIT, I'M NOT BISEXUAL!
Rei: Yes, she even has her own safety when she delves into unknown scenarios.
Audience: aaahhh!
Rei: Aaaand you can have Asuka AND Shinji for this special television offer of 9.95 over 36 months, plus shipping and handling! If you buy within the next twenty minutes, you will get FREE, COMPLEMENTARY Misato AND Ritsukos! THAT'S RIGHT, THE COUPLE FOR ANY PARTY, FOR A COOL 25.99, plus shipping and handli-

*poof*

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Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby ZapX » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:27 am

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Postby UrsusArctos » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:54 am

Haven't we already seen this one?
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Postby ZapX » Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:35 am

i dunno. just found it yesterday...new to me.
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Postby BrikHaus » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:24 am

It was somebody's avatar for a while.
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Postby ZapX » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:20 am

it was my avatar, but it had no weegee.
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Postby Kyle » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:22 pm

Random luigi-Mario?
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Postby universalperson » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:39 pm

Asuka: AGHHHH! Who the heck are you?

Luigi: It's a me, Luigi! I'm here to fight giant monsters...WAHHH! GIANT MONSTERS! I must be brave! Like my brother Mario...I must be brave!

Shinji:...Will you be my friend?
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Postby Barinax » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:55 pm

OCD Asuka

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:40 pm

Luigi: Anta baka?
Asuka: AHHHH!
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby mrpanda » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:54 am

Luigi:*italian accent* Asuka give back mya musharooms

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Postby Zuggy » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:55 pm

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I'm not sure there is anything that can be said here. :lol:

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Postby majlund » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:20 pm

Misato: Shin-chan. You forgot to shave your legs.
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Postby BobBQ » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:42 pm

Asuka: Shlick-shlick-shlick...

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Postby Sachi » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:50 pm

Asuka's turn to fap.
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Postby ZapX » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:58 pm

Misato: Wow this would have been better if the words were whited out.

Shinji: ^_^
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ"Stop watching anime. it makes you think all girls are incredibly hot and shy, and there are 10 that all want your boner which just isn't true." -Brik-aniki

"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu

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