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- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
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- TheAyanamiOtaku
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- TheAyanamiOtaku
- Test Subject
- Posts: 2780
- Joined: May 08, 2007
- Location: Fran Sancisco
new picture since nobody's doing anything
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u319/doubleblader/evangelion8.jpg
Maybe scale it down so it doesn't screw up the forum's layout
Maya: So, Ritsuko, you free tonigh-
Ritsuko: I'm not gonna fall for your date rape traps again.
Maya: =(
Ritsuko: (quickly looks around) Meet me at my quarters at 7pm, tonight.
Shogouki: You guys are fucking disgusting.
Maya: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Shogouki: Uh...um...it was Aoba!
Aoba: What?! I didn't do shit! (goes back to air guitar)
Ritsuko: LIAR! I was right never to trust men.
Gendo: Well you trusted me with your body-
Ritsuko: SILENCE, INFERIOR MALE!
Maya: *gasp* A bisexual....
Ritsuko: And goddamn proud!
Gendo: meep!
Ritsuko: SILENCE, GENE-MIXER!
Fuyutsuki: meep!
Shogouki: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO READ HARRY POTTER!
Everyone: Sorry....!!!
Shogouki: Uh...I mean...I'm trying to sleep! (crushes book and throws it to the ground) See? No book!
Maya: There's ink on Shogouki's right hand...
Shogouki: Damn it. (goes beserk)
Maya: OMG SHE'S GOING BESERK AHHHH!
Shogouki, thinking: haha, now i can (angrily wipes ink'd hand on side of wall). They'll wash the walls after I go beserk, and the evidence'll be gone! muahahahahaaaa(is knocked out).
Ritsuko: ANYONE ELSE LIKES HARRY POTTAH?
Gendo and Fuyutsuki: (simultaneously and harmoniously hum Harry Potter movie theme)
Maya and Ritsuko: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! (pull out wands) AVADA KEDAVERA!
Gendo and Fuyutsuki: (pull out wands) CRUCIO!
Maya and Ritsuko scream and writhe in pain, while Gendo and Fuyutsuki dodge the killing spell beams, and resume to play Harry Potter on their Playstation 2.
Maya: Still up for 7pm?
Ritusko, dazed: No, lets go to Starbucks right now!
Maya: (looks like her childhood wish has been granted) THANK YOU SENPAI! (grabs Ritsuko's arm and sprints out of Central Dogma)
Ritsuko, recovering: Whaaa...?
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u319/doubleblader/evangelion8.jpg
Maybe scale it down so it doesn't screw up the forum's layout
Maya: So, Ritsuko, you free tonigh-
Ritsuko: I'm not gonna fall for your date rape traps again.
Maya: =(
Ritsuko: (quickly looks around) Meet me at my quarters at 7pm, tonight.
Shogouki: You guys are fucking disgusting.
Maya: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Shogouki: Uh...um...it was Aoba!
Aoba: What?! I didn't do shit! (goes back to air guitar)
Ritsuko: LIAR! I was right never to trust men.
Gendo: Well you trusted me with your body-
Ritsuko: SILENCE, INFERIOR MALE!
Maya: *gasp* A bisexual....
Ritsuko: And goddamn proud!
Gendo: meep!
Ritsuko: SILENCE, GENE-MIXER!
Fuyutsuki: meep!
Shogouki: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO READ HARRY POTTER!
Everyone: Sorry....!!!
Shogouki: Uh...I mean...I'm trying to sleep! (crushes book and throws it to the ground) See? No book!
Maya: There's ink on Shogouki's right hand...
Shogouki: Damn it. (goes beserk)
Maya: OMG SHE'S GOING BESERK AHHHH!
Shogouki, thinking: haha, now i can (angrily wipes ink'd hand on side of wall). They'll wash the walls after I go beserk, and the evidence'll be gone! muahahahahaaaa(is knocked out).
Ritsuko: ANYONE ELSE LIKES HARRY POTTAH?
Gendo and Fuyutsuki: (simultaneously and harmoniously hum Harry Potter movie theme)
Maya and Ritsuko: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! (pull out wands) AVADA KEDAVERA!
Gendo and Fuyutsuki: (pull out wands) CRUCIO!
Maya and Ritsuko scream and writhe in pain, while Gendo and Fuyutsuki dodge the killing spell beams, and resume to play Harry Potter on their Playstation 2.
Maya: Still up for 7pm?
Ritusko, dazed: No, lets go to Starbucks right now!
Maya: (looks like her childhood wish has been granted) THANK YOU SENPAI! (grabs Ritsuko's arm and sprints out of Central Dogma)
Ritsuko, recovering: Whaaa...?
- TheAyanamiOtaku
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taiwanese people are vampires.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ"Stop watching anime. it makes you think all girls are incredibly hot and shy, and there are 10 that all want your boner which just isn't true." -Brik-aniki
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
- Themaninblack
- Potential Pilot
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- Joined: Nov 19, 2006
- Location: IL
Zugzwang wrote:
Set in retake universe.
Misato: damnit Shinji and Asuka are at it again why cant they give it a rest.
Ritsuko:MMMM i could use some of that.
Misato: Hentai Ritsuko!!!!!
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
- Sailor Star Dust
- Kept you waiting, huh?
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@ Ayanamiotaku: Haha, funny. And w00t w00t at Ritsuko being a fellow member of the Bisexual Club!
New pic:
Ritsuko: Misato, why in God's name were you put in charge of cooking the cateen food? At least it was decent before you got there!
Misato: *gasps* OH CRAP! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT TAKING MY ROAST OUT OF THE OVEN! MY ROAST IS COOKED!
Ritsuko: ...You're telling me.
(Stupid I know. I've been rather braindead lately. )
New pic:
Ritsuko: Misato, why in God's name were you put in charge of cooking the cateen food? At least it was decent before you got there!
Misato: *gasps* OH CRAP! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT TAKING MY ROAST OUT OF THE OVEN! MY ROAST IS COOKED!
Ritsuko: ...You're telling me.
(Stupid I know. I've been rather braindead lately. )
~Take care of yourself, I need you~
- TheAyanamiOtaku
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Ritsuko: Something smells.
Misato: Oh god Shinji can you clean up your fucking mayo when you make a sandwich w/ Asuka? I mean it's pretty bad when you leave the bread crumbs, but you spill your mayo all over this crap? I mean, what the hell are you thinking-
Shinji: I just got here.
Misato: What?
Shinji: I just got here. Asuka and I just went through that door.
Misato: That's odd....hmm....(walks over) WHAT THE?! THERE'S A PICTURE OF GENDO NAKED! Wow I had no idea he was that ripped... Hmm...but this picture's a little old.
Ritsuko: Oh man my coffee! (runs away)
Asuka: Yup, it was Ritsuko...
Misato: What the hell do you mean it was Ritsuko?! She's lesbian for chrissake! I would know...I MEAN I know she's lesbian. She used to go out with...um...a gal I knew back in college.
Shinji and Asuka: Ooohhhhhh.
Misato: *phew*
Shinji: Do you know who she was?
Misato: Why do you care? Like I remember people back in college...
Asuka: So...why do you still have that photo in your hand?
Misato: I'm going to burn it. (starts to burn picture)
Kaji, jumping from behind Magi: NOOOO! (snatches picture and tumbles to death, Lord of The Rings style) *splat*
Shinji and Asuka: o.o
Misato: Yes folks, Kaji used to be a woman...
Misato: Oh god Shinji can you clean up your fucking mayo when you make a sandwich w/ Asuka? I mean it's pretty bad when you leave the bread crumbs, but you spill your mayo all over this crap? I mean, what the hell are you thinking-
Shinji: I just got here.
Misato: What?
Shinji: I just got here. Asuka and I just went through that door.
Misato: That's odd....hmm....(walks over) WHAT THE?! THERE'S A PICTURE OF GENDO NAKED! Wow I had no idea he was that ripped... Hmm...but this picture's a little old.
Ritsuko: Oh man my coffee! (runs away)
Asuka: Yup, it was Ritsuko...
Misato: What the hell do you mean it was Ritsuko?! She's lesbian for chrissake! I would know...I MEAN I know she's lesbian. She used to go out with...um...a gal I knew back in college.
Shinji and Asuka: Ooohhhhhh.
Misato: *phew*
Shinji: Do you know who she was?
Misato: Why do you care? Like I remember people back in college...
Asuka: So...why do you still have that photo in your hand?
Misato: I'm going to burn it. (starts to burn picture)
Kaji, jumping from behind Magi: NOOOO! (snatches picture and tumbles to death, Lord of The Rings style) *splat*
Shinji and Asuka: o.o
Misato: Yes folks, Kaji used to be a woman...
- Themaninblack
- Potential Pilot
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- UrsusArctos
- The Beginning and The End
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- Joined: Jun 28, 2007
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
Edit:
This is far more appropriate.
Edit:
This is far more appropriate.
(Was Board Staff from Dec 31, 2007 - Oct 17, 2015 and Oct 20, 2020 - Aug 1, 2021)
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
- Themaninblack
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