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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:53 pm

It's from the Die Strene (sp) Artbook. Hope that helps. ^_^
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:02 am

Hey, this pic's pretty cool! But they need to make Shinji look a little less like a tween.

Asuka: Do you hear that?
Shinji: What?
Asuka: *Fart* AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:41 am

new picture since nobody's doing anything

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u319/doubleblader/evangelion8.jpg
Maybe scale it down so it doesn't screw up the forum's layout

Maya: So, Ritsuko, you free tonigh-
Ritsuko: I'm not gonna fall for your date rape traps again.
Maya: =(
Ritsuko: (quickly looks around) Meet me at my quarters at 7pm, tonight.
Shogouki: You guys are fucking disgusting.
Maya: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Shogouki: Uh...um...it was Aoba!
Aoba: What?! I didn't do shit! (goes back to air guitar)
Ritsuko: LIAR! I was right never to trust men.
Gendo: Well you trusted me with your body-
Ritsuko: SILENCE, INFERIOR MALE!
Maya: *gasp* A bisexual....
Ritsuko: And goddamn proud!
Gendo: meep!
Ritsuko: SILENCE, GENE-MIXER!
Fuyutsuki: meep!
Shogouki: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO READ HARRY POTTER!
Everyone: Sorry....!!!
Shogouki: Uh...I mean...I'm trying to sleep! (crushes book and throws it to the ground) See? No book!
Maya: There's ink on Shogouki's right hand...
Shogouki: Damn it. (goes beserk)
Maya: OMG SHE'S GOING BESERK AHHHH!
Shogouki, thinking: haha, now i can (angrily wipes ink'd hand on side of wall). They'll wash the walls after I go beserk, and the evidence'll be gone! muahahahahaaaa(is knocked out).
Ritsuko: ANYONE ELSE LIKES HARRY POTTAH?
Gendo and Fuyutsuki: (simultaneously and harmoniously hum Harry Potter movie theme)
Maya and Ritsuko: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! (pull out wands) AVADA KEDAVERA!
Gendo and Fuyutsuki: (pull out wands) CRUCIO!

Maya and Ritsuko scream and writhe in pain, while Gendo and Fuyutsuki dodge the killing spell beams, and resume to play Harry Potter on their Playstation 2.

Maya: Still up for 7pm?
Ritusko, dazed: No, lets go to Starbucks right now!
Maya: (looks like her childhood wish has been granted) THANK YOU SENPAI! (grabs Ritsuko's arm and sprints out of Central Dogma)
Ritsuko, recovering: Whaaa...?
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Sachi » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:35 pm

Sho: You know, I don't really like it when you shine those lights in my eyes like that.... :hohum: :hmph:
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:45 am

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Postby ZapX » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:49 am

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taiwanese people are vampires.
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Postby Themaninblack » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:38 am

ZapalacX wrote:Image

taiwanese people are vampires.


Ban in 5 4 3 2 1 :leekspin:
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Postby Zuggy » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:36 pm

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Postby Tabasco » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:12 pm

Zugzwang wrote:Image


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Postby mrpanda » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:15 pm

Zugzwang wrote:Image


Set in retake universe.

Misato: damnit Shinji and Asuka are at it again why cant they give it a rest.

Ritsuko:MMMM i could use some of that.

Misato: Hentai Ritsuko!!!!!
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:39 pm

@ Ayanamiotaku: Haha, funny. And w00t w00t at Ritsuko being a fellow member of the Bisexual Club! ^_^

New pic:


Ritsuko: Misato, why in God's name were you put in charge of cooking the cateen food? At least it was decent before you got there!

Misato: *gasps* OH CRAP! I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT TAKING MY ROAST OUT OF THE OVEN! MY ROAST IS COOKED!

Ritsuko: ...You're telling me.


(Stupid I know. I've been rather braindead lately. ;_; )
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Postby Jay911 » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:14 pm

My buddy with the 'ceiling Asuka' comment from a few pages back:

Ritsuko: "I hungry. I can has cheezburger?"
Misato: "Gaah! No more cat memes, Ritsuko!"
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Postby BobBQ » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:16 pm

Misato: "Sumisu-kun, that's not a good—wait! ...Oh, shit."

Ritsuko: "Shouldn't have egged him on."

Misato: "Too late now. Shinji-kun! Asuka! Get out of there! Don't get between him and the target!"

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Postby Sachi » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:16 pm

Misato: Ugh!!

Ritsuko: What part of 'No Naked Evas' do you not understand, Reichu?
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:55 pm

Ritsuko: Something smells.
Misato: Oh god Shinji can you clean up your fucking mayo when you make a sandwich w/ Asuka? I mean it's pretty bad when you leave the bread crumbs, but you spill your mayo all over this crap? I mean, what the hell are you thinking-
Shinji: I just got here.
Misato: What?
Shinji: I just got here. Asuka and I just went through that door.
Misato: That's odd....hmm....(walks over) WHAT THE?! THERE'S A PICTURE OF GENDO NAKED! Wow I had no idea he was that ripped... Hmm...but this picture's a little old.
Ritsuko: Oh man my coffee! (runs away)
Asuka: Yup, it was Ritsuko...
Misato: What the hell do you mean it was Ritsuko?! She's lesbian for chrissake! I would know...I MEAN I know she's lesbian. She used to go out with...um...a gal I knew back in college.
Shinji and Asuka: Ooohhhhhh.
Misato: *phew*
Shinji: Do you know who she was?
Misato: Why do you care? Like I remember people back in college...
Asuka: So...why do you still have that photo in your hand?
Misato: I'm going to burn it. (starts to burn picture)
Kaji, jumping from behind Magi: NOOOO! (snatches picture and tumbles to death, Lord of The Rings style) *splat*
Shinji and Asuka: o.o
Misato: Yes folks, Kaji used to be a woman...
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Anti-Goth » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:27 am

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:Misato: Yes folks, Kaji used to be a woman...


WANT. :drool:
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Postby Themaninblack » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:34 am

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Misato: Ron Paul won 2016 Amercian election...OH SHI...
I won.

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Postby Sachi » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:15 pm

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Postby UrsusArctos » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:26 pm

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!! :flamethrower: :flamethrower: :flamethrower: :flamethrower: :flamethrower: :flamethrower: :flamethrower:

Edit:
This is far more appropriate.

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Postby Themaninblack » Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:37 pm

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