What were your most serious/painful/abnormal injuries?

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Postby Kaysow » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:32 am

Sounds believable enough. Fingers and toes bleed more vigorously than any part of your body, except maybe your scrotum but I can't vouch for that.

Doesn't really count, but I could have been killed today. I was at a plaza in Stockholm looking at records when people started whispering about gas, and then the cops and firetrucks showed up and started taping us in. "Aw great" I thought, "Anthrax quarantine for sure". Turns out it wasn't nearly as dramatic, they just wanted us out of there.
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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:37 am

Sachiel_13 wrote:You won't die of TT, you'll just never get laid. :scared:

Actually, you can die from it, or at least the subsequent necrosis and infection.
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Postby majlund » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:52 pm

Kaysow wrote:Doesn't really count, but I could have been killed today. I was at a plaza in Stockholm looking at records when people started whispering about gas, and then the cops and firetrucks showed up and started taping us in. "Aw great" I thought, "Anthrax quarantine for sure". Turns out it wasn't nearly as dramatic, they just wanted us out of there.


Gas leak?! Are you sure the government isn't trying to keep you contained. It looks like an awfully focused effort - I'm sure the rumours of a gas leak is just cover-up and misinformation.

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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:46 pm

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:Oh by the way, how did TT feel like? Was the pain suddenly rising, and then going back again?
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actually, no

I started to feel just a little pain in THAT AREA one morning, and by nightfall I was in such massive pain DOWN THERE I was unable to stand up and I was in tears
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Postby Kaysow » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:37 pm

majlund wrote:Gas leak?! Are you sure the government isn't trying to keep you contained. It looks like an awfully focused effort - I'm sure the rumours of a gas leak is just cover-up and misinformation.


Great, now you've got me wondering...
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:12 am

Reichu (split post) wrote:I've never had any injuries to speak of.

You have an illness. And you've been engulfed by that illness for quite some time...
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Postby Sachi » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:38 am

Reichu wrote:I've never had any injuries to speak of.

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Postby Reichu » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:08 am

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:You have an illness. And you've been engulfed by that illness for quite some time...

If it's genetic, it doesn't count as an injury exactly.

Sachiel_13 wrote:Reichu has lived a very sheltered life....

As evidenced by the fact that I haven't seen any Highlander in my escalating number of years.

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Postby BobBQ » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:43 am

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:You have an illness. And you've been engulfed by that illness for quite some time...

(Holds up a mirror with an Australian Air Force insignia in the corner.)

I've accumulated quite a few injuries over the years, including a sprain or two, but none of them hurt quite as much as simply getting kicked in the steering gear by my sister.

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Postby AchtungAffen » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:39 am

When I was 6 I got pushed to a wall and stuck the corner of my glasses up my left eyebrow. It still left a cute swordsman like scar.
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Postby TriLink » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:07 pm

The other night, I was at the local bar, right?

I took a seat next to a fellow with particularly long hair, and without realizing it, I accidentally sat on part of it (his hair). Naturally, I felt really bad, and I wanted to make it up to him. I wasn't quite sure how though, and without really thinking, I jokingly suggested that he hit me in the face. Before I knew it, I was lying on the ground in a world of hurt.

The jerk had actually hit me! Me, a frail, yet surprisingly hot (bangable) young lady. Have I ever told you guys I'm a girl? It's true.

As I laid there, in a puddle of discomfort, I wondered what I had done to deserve this. Had this man no heart? Were his parents mean to him? But at last the answer came to me.

I was a girl, of course I deserved to be hit!

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Postby Sachi » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:30 pm

Lol, I think I remember seeing something like this a few nights ago. Didn't afterwords the guy with long hair offer the chick a place to stay on his couch.


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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:12 pm

@ TriLink

you're joking, right?
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Postby TriLink » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:25 pm

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Postby UrsusArctos » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:54 pm

Awwww. Puir wee guinea pig.
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:02 am

TOPIC
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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:10 am

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:TOPIC


*Coughs pointedly*

Well, we're a tad out of steam, unless someone else has a horrible injury we don't know of. (No, I ain't locking this)
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:20 am

My sister also suffered another horrific injury. Two, in fact.

1. She shattered the joint in her left arm when she was 6 years old, while jumping up and down on her top bunk bed. Yes, you heard right, bunk bed. She fell, and hit the grazing carpet, arm first. She had one lengthy surgery to try and "glue" the pieces back together. I remember the doctors, saying, that there were a lot of pieces shattered into tiny bits, and will take my sister a lot of courage and strength and exercise to replace her strength she lost during the ordeal. She sat in hospital, for 5 days before surgeons allowed her to go home. Even while at home, she complained of immense pain, due to the trauma her body just endured. It took a full 3 months to recharge. When they took several X-Rays, they noticed that the body was repairing the damage extremely slowly; having to rebuild the extremely shattered joint. It was horrible, at night, it was hard to go to sleep, and you could hear the screams and cries of agony and pain.

2. She got drunk. It was the first time she ever got drunk. And, boy, was it trouble. Whole she was drunk going back home at almost midnight, she accidentally tripped, and...her face...slammed into the concrete ground. She had minor injuries to speak of, and only had a slight graze to her face. However, she suffered a lot due to her drunkenness. She was acting just how everybody else would.
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Postby Kaysow » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:55 am

I don't have a knuckle on my right pinky. My big sister pissed me off and I punched a chair in anger, not quite breaking the bone but it got all misshapen and still is.
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Postby BobBQ » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:53 am

I have a prominent lump on the bridge of my nose, where my brother once hit me with a bottle.


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