What were your most serious/painful/abnormal injuries?

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Postby Sachi » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:16 pm

BEsERk EVA01 wrote: the bike obviously accelerated

Now, when you say accelerated did you mean:
-Slowed Down
-Sped Up, or
-Changed Direction

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Postby mrpanda » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:14 pm

Sachiel_13 wrote:
BEsERk EVA01 wrote: the bike obviously accelerated

Now, when you say accelerated did you mean:
-Slowed Down
-Sped Up, or
-Changed Direction

You got to be clear about these things, or else no one will know.


Im pretty sure accelerating is speeding up lol

And yea i know what you mean, 'testicle shock' like when you get booted in the nuts, last time that happened to me i was taking the piss outta amate of mine and calling her and emo so she full on booted me, i felt sick i was in so much pain.
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:45 pm

Sachiel_13 wrote:
BEsERk EVA01 wrote: the bike obviously accelerated

Now, when you say accelerated did you mean:
-Slowed Down
-Sped Up, or
-Changed Direction

You got to be clear about these things, or else no one will know.


Decelerated -Slowing Down
Accelerate -Sped Up

You should know these things by now.
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Postby Kaysow » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:49 pm

Just over a decade ago, I fell out of my bunkbed sleepwalking. Weirdest thing was I awoke standing, on the verge of succefully climbing down from there. But all I remember is waking up starting a free fall backwards, then going back to sleep again. Next time I woke up was maybe 3 seconds later, on the floor, confused and hurting as hell from nearly breaking my neck on a nearby table. My mom's a nurse so we didn't go to a hospital or nothing, my parents just patched my up and I spent the next day or two stiff on my back. I still have scars on my neck and left shoulder to show for it.

I've also had my pelvis stunned, thumb gashed, face bashed and burnt (not at the same time), nose punched, legs and toes broken, knuckles contorted, and ass kicked.
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Postby Themaninblack » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:50 pm

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:
Sachiel_13 wrote:
BEsERk EVA01 wrote: the bike obviously accelerated

Now, when you say accelerated did you mean:
-Slowed Down
-Sped Up, or
-Changed Direction

You got to be clear about these things, or else no one will know.


Decelerated -Slowing Down
Accelerate -Sped Up

You should know these things by now.



actually despite current usage Accelrate means a change in speed or direction, not just speeding up.
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:51 pm

Holy shit! You've just given me another night of nightmares.
But these things happened over a long period of time, right?
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Postby Kaysow » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:21 pm

Oh yeah, they're all different stories. My favorite is the one where I nearly broke my pelvis from being tackled for a video project. All things considered, I still don't think I put myself on the line enough. Only went to the hospital for the broken leg thing.

I also have a friend who broke two ribs and punctured a lung for another video project :) jumped into some bushes with his back first and hit a stump. That's the only time I've seen someone coughing blood from internal injuries.
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Postby Sachi » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:33 pm

Themaninblack wrote:actually despite current usage Accelrate means a change in speed or direction, not just speeding up.

Yeah bitch! You should know your place. Taking 12th grade physics in 9th grade has paid off for me. :thumbsup:

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:54 pm

The worst pain I ever experienced had nothing to do with an injury, but a lingering ingrown toenail problem where the toenails on my big toes would grow in crooked and get infected. When I went to the doctor to get it taken care of, they had to give me a shot in my toe to numb it.

Long story short: If you ever have to get a shot in your toe, do everything in your power to avoid it. I got to where I'd just sit around and literally tear the side of my toe off to get the ingrown toenail out so I didn't have to go get those shots. Eventually, I had a minor surgery which killed the sides of my big toenails so they wouldn't grow anymore and I've never had a problem with it.

I've had a broken hand, broken nose, migraines, a pencil get stuck an inch in my face... and all of that is nothing compared to those shots.
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Postby BrikHaus » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:58 pm

Eva Yojimbo wrote:The worst pain I ever experienced had nothing to do with an injury, but was when I was forced to watch From Justin to Kelly against my will.

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:51 am

:grin: That was pretty damn painful Brik.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:43 am

When I was young, I got shoved into a wall that had a long screw sticking out of it, and I was impaled onto it. Hurt like hell, it went through the gap of the ribs.

I saw my friend get some of his teeth punched out. I had a football thrown bullet-style at my testicles. Now that hurt. A lot. It wasn't a plastic kiddy one either.
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:50 am

Fuck man! I just got up from a 3 hour lying-on-the-bed painfully. It was speak of the devil, I tell you. I was reading the testicular torsion, and then I felt this immense pain in my lower left hand stomach area. It was so painful, I started thinking that I had TT. It turns out, that I couldn't bend my back straight, and I couldn't exceed 45 degrees. I told my mum, and she said that I shouldn't eat too much chili, and after 3 hours, it turns out I was okay. I endured 3 hours of immense pain, and I could barely move my limbs, let alone my torso. After the ordeal, I suddenly felt okay, and my mum was right, I shouldn't eat too much chili. After all, I have chili for all 3 meals with whatever I'm eating!

That painful ordeal just stopped, and I thought I was going to die due to testicular torsion. THANK GOD
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Postby Sachi » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:53 am

You won't die of TT, you'll just never get laid. :scared:
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:57 am

Lol. That's when you commit yourself to world peace.
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:57 am

Oh by the way, how did TT feel like? Was the pain suddenly rising, and then going back again?

And during the ordeal, I was thinking about my will before I died. I was thinking of any good things I had done in the past few days...nope. Not a thing. And I was thinking, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!?"

I was glad I didn't have TT, and that surgeons wouldn't cut into my scrotum, and toying with my sperm bag. And because of the pain, I heartily felt that I would prefer one of my arms broken instead.
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Postby Sachi » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:01 am

BEsERk EVA01 wrote:Oh by the way, how did TT feel like? Was the pain suddenly rising, and then going back again?

REALLY BAD GAS THAT DOESN'T GO AWAY WHEN YOU FART. :thumbsup:
This was also before I hit puberty so I didn't try to rub on off to fix it either.
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:04 am

Luckily I didn't feel that. Maybe I shouldn't eat as much chili each day. I'll limit it to 2 times per day. [Chili is SO addictive]

I also thought it was my pancreas bursting or getting infected, but I quickly denied that illness, due to my pain mainly being in the lower left side, not the right side.
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Postby Kaysow » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:12 am

Eva Yojimbo wrote:Long story short: If you ever have to get a shot in your toe, do everything in your power to avoid it. I got to where I'd just sit around and literally tear the side of my toe off to get the ingrown toenail out so I didn't have to go get those shots.


I thought this was pretty common problem, when it's in a less frightening form. Pal o' mine had to have his nail removed, just like you. But he was too paralyzed, shocked and speechless to tell the doctors the anaesthisia was ineffective. He always brings that up as the most painful thing he's had to endure.
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:13 am

I've heard (don't know if it's true) that it's because you have a ton of nerve endings in your toes, so they happen to be extra sensitive to stuff like that.
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