Un-MST Version of Hellstorm Evangelion II

Pcnerdjack14 · Adam Joined: 04 Nov 2009 Location: Arizona

As I mentioned in the un-MST Hellstorm Evangelion thread, Issei DID in fact, make a sequel. Both running about the same length, and once again, taking the biblical imagery in Evangelion way too literal.

However in many ways, Hellstorm II is far worse then the 1st one. While Hellstorm I was more of a Squirrelking style fanfic. this is more of the Peter Chimaera variety. Sure the typing is a bit better, but the plot is far more incomprehensible. It also turns Asuka and Rei into lesbians, Pen^2 talks throughout the story, and God (no really) is a supporting character.

Like Hellstorm I, It'll be split into parts, and notes by me will be italized.

One more thing, the one-shot Issei made, Issei Strikes Back, can be viewed here http://forum.evageeks.org/viewtopic.php?t=8093&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=20

With that in mind, enjoy Hellstorm Evangelion II.
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Hiiiiiiii!!!!!! I'm Issei Mataloun, the 6th child!! If you have read the awesome fanfic series which I wrote before this one "Hellstorm evangelion" then you know who I am and the story of how Shinji and I defeasted the devil in a game of cat and mouse. it's an awsome story I could reccommend to ANYONE and It's much better then a lot of eva fanfics (even though my spelling is bad......i know I'm sorry, I'm to lazy to speelcheck). Anyway I know that the edning was pretty conlusive, but I just cold not resistthe idea of writing another part to this series and I wanted it to be specail. So I decided to make it HUUUUGE with loads of new charaaracters, all of your favorites from "hellstorm Evangerlion" (even some of the DEMONS!!), INTENSSE battles betwen good and evil, loads of romance, more blood and guts (one of my favrite parts It's a smile.

), and a even better story. It took along time to get this story together but I think it was worth it. Its like EVA, Fist of the Nrthstar, Slayers, Dragonball Z,and Final Fantsy 7 all together; If you loved my other works, then get ready for one of the greatest expierences in you rlife!!! But if you expect a straight EVA fanfic then you mightnot like this since its VERY diffrent! The greatest eva fanfic on earth ever creted is finnally continud..........

Hellstorm Evangelion II
DEVIL"S REVENGE: Quest for the Four Orbs of Power
By: Issei Mataloun
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It had ben months since the battle of earth had destoryed the plant and everyone had been sent to heaven's paradise. Issei and shinji madly in love had found that heaven was identical to earth but was more strange and you could do ANYTHING! They found a lake which was pink and built a house for the two of them. They loved being lone in there even though some times their friends would come and visit (even Penpen who learned how to speak once he entered hevaen) they had all of there best times aloneand each others arms......

One night right after having sex the two boys went to the outside and weandered over what had happened before. After saving all of mankind Issei had been given his wings by GOD. Issei had laughed and showed off his new wings to everyone. He was so proud! Every since the devil died heaven had signed a peace treety with Hell and now the two realms were not at war. Death the lord of darkness niow ruled over Hell. Also rei and Asuka had become girlfreinds and them and Issei and Shinji always weent out on triple dates with Hyuga and Misato. Life was GREAT!!

While the two boys wandered around a flash of light came out. It blinded the two botys and they covered they eyes but it was too much. It send chill bumps down there spine and they yelled. "AHHHHH!!! WHAT IS THAT?!!?"

The flash of light vanished and there was the lord of darkness, DEATH! He was wearing a black robe which covered all of his body (even his face which no one could EVER see thru the hood) and he floated over the lake, holding his scyth. He laughed sppokily and sayed "Hahahaha!! I told you we would met again Issei"

"Whoa it's Dearth! How are you?" sayed Issei

"Death?! The guy who is now king of hell?" sayed Shinii.

"Yeah" saed Issei.

"Not anymore" sayed death "there has been a revolt and now I am but a mere treaveller..."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Sayed Issei

"Yes It is true. Would you like you hear my tale mortals?"

"YES!" the two boys sayed at the same time.

"Okay. I have ben ruling over Hell for a long time now but something went wrong. I have heard that a nother gruop was trying to over power us and then I found out who it was. It is Jezebel the devil's wife!! She resurected all of Satan's old demons and is now planing to overthrow heaven and hell and combine the two of them into a single world. This will make her the goddess of all there is and she will rule suprme! She has aklready killed all of my gurardians and now seeks to kill me. She has taken my throne and I need your help and power. You once killed the devil right? You can surely take care of his wife!!"

"Leave it to me DEATH!" Issei sayed "We will save both of our dominons"

"You donot understand though Issei! Jezebel is coming here now not only to take over heaven but she wishes to kill you for the death of her husband! With your blood she will bring back Satan to life and they shall rule together! This is her most importal goal andshe will stop att nothing to acheve it!"

"But WAIT WAIT! How could the devuil have a wife?!" Shinnji asked "I thought he was with my dad?"

"REALLY?" Death sayed thoutfuly "I don't undersrand it then.......I donot think she knows. I didnot and am very surprised to here this....."

"ANYWAY! We had better report this to GOD before thery attack....." sayed Issei.

At that Death opened up his arms and another flash of light came out from his arms. All three of them were taken away by the light and they disapearedfrom the area......
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Pcnerdjack14 · Adam Joined: 04 Nov 2009 Location: Arizona

The three of them got to heavens gates while they were a bunch of demons on the other side yelling and screaming. Issei eyes glowed red and his wings spread out and he sayed "STOP THAT!" and as they halted Issei got out the Sword of power from his holster and pointed it to the sky. "I demand a fight with your mightiest warriar! We willsettle this with a fair fight and it will decide our fates!"

Then a flash of black light flashed and two people came out of the light. One was fat, hairy and ugly..............It was Atrogo! He snarled as he squezed his hands into fists. The other was short and stuubby and had one eyes and a short horn on his head.......This was the devil's servent Woodie! The two of them laughed evily and Atrogo sayed "hahahaha!! You wanna setllte this with a fight?!"

"YES! I am ready to take on anything!!"

"GRRRRRAAAAA!!!" Atrogo sayed as he ran toward Issei and clawed at his but Issei ducked and got out his sword and cut off one of the demons' arms. After yelling and cursing Atrogo jumped from his and tackled Issei and beat him up. He punched his face into the ground and bit at his flesh. Issei tryed to get away but he couln't! He spit out a glob of blood and coughed as the demon tore up his flesh. Then there was a sound BLAM!!! And the demon stoped....his head explodded and bit and peces of his head flew all over the place while the stub spit out blood which floated in the sky. Shinji stood to the side with a gun in his hand smoking............Lucky he brought it with him!

Issei then pushed the dead demon side and jumped into shinjis arms and kissed him over and over. Issei looked over then at Woodie who was shaking with fear and he laughed "hahahahaha!! What's wrong you little turd?"

Woddie sayed "He wassssss like a borther to me and now hesssss gone! The other demonsssss may have left but they will be back!! But But......I wissssssh the new leader sssssshared the ideasssss of ourr Lord Death... he wasssssssss, Hey it that him over there?!?"

"Yes" sayed Deth "I have joined Isseiand Shinji they will help us regain our place in Hell!"

"Freindssssss of Death are friendsssss of mine!!" sayed Woodie. "Could I join you to? I ssssswear, I will not betray you!!"

"Do you swear? If you do we will gave to kill you." sayed Shinji

"YESSSSSSS! PLEASSSSE! I will do anything!!"

"Okay" sayed Issei.

"A wise move my boy!" sayed a voice from somewhere. Just then a man wearing a black business suit and dark sunglases with blonde hair jumped out fropm the bushes and sayed "Good evening, my name is Agent Toshi. I work with those who wish to vanquish the spreading evil of Jezebel."

"Really?" sayed Issei "Then do you have any info that we could use?"

"Boy do I!" sayed Toshi "I say we have a meeting with everyone involved with this and we can discuss what to do!"

"That'sssss a good idea........." sayed Woodie.

"Yes I agree." sayed Death

"Yeah!!!" sayed Issei

"What a minute.....How can we trust you Toshi? You could be an undercover demon??"

Toshi shook his head and sayed "Nope! If I was, Issei would have found out by now! It's a special power that Angels have! They can detect demons!"

Issei noded and sayed "How do you know so much about us?"

"You two are popular where I come from!! Plus it was in my briefing!" sayed Toshi

"And where do you come from?" asked Shinji

Toshi shook his head and sayed "I cannot tell you or else I would be forced to kill you."

Issei put his hands on his side of his head and sayed "God we are coming to you. Wait for us please.........." Shinji then put his arms around Issei and kised him. The group then went under Death's cloak again and in a flash of light they were gone!!
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The coucil of heaven was taking place and everyone was there:Issei Mataloun, Shinji Hikari, Asuka Langly, Rei ayanmi, Misato, Hyuga, Futuski, Toshi, Woodie, Penpen, and Risuko. The wrere all sitting down at the table when all of a sudden the door swung open and GOD came out. He was whering a red robe and had a beard which drug to his knees. He had long gray hair and blue eyes. Kimmy and Evan, his 2 guardians followed him and pulled out his chair. God took his chair and started talking.

"My children, you have invited me to this concil which we shall talk of an issue of impotance. Is it true that the devil's wife, Jezebel has takne over Death's position as Hel''s ruler?"

"Yes, that is right. sayed Death "She brought the horde of demons that the Satan had created and now she is using them t collect the fourOrbs of Power which can bring the devil back to life. She knows that they were on Heaven and is coming here any second now. After the devil comes back she will bind heaven and hell together and all chaos will ruyle over the land! We cannot let this happen!"

Woodie sayed "I agree Massssssster......Ssssssshe alssssso plansssss to desssssstory all thosssse in heaven once sssssshe hasssss the power!"

Toshi sayed "True. Everything that sayed is true. But one thing you may not know is that the Orbs are located in totaslly different places. We'll have to go on a journy for get them.......I have a map which will take us there........Also once we have all of them we sould bring them togerther and power up the Sword of Power which can then kill Jezebel." Then he reached in his pokct and pulled out a glowing green orb which was about the same size as a marbal. "This isone of them....Three more left to go!"

God sayed "Good then........I will send you out to destory this evil. I will send out three groups. Once all of you get the orbs, report back to my castle and we will forge the Sword of Power. The first group will be Issei, Shinji and Woodie....The second one will have Toshi, Rei, and Askua.....The third will have Death, Misato, and Penpen.....Hyuga, Kimmy, and Evan will act as the guards of heaven while you are away.....They will lead the army against the forces of darkness."

"Okay" sayed Issei as he looked at Toshi's map "We will get the Orb of Fire, Team 2 will get the Orb of Water, and the third will get the Orb of Wind.....Any questions?"

"Yes" sayed Asuka "I reqest that we each have a gun and sword.......Just incase some demon piece of shit trys to mess with me and Rei......."

God sayed "That is being arranged. Oh and Ausuka watch your language........"

"Sorry..................................."

Then suddenly an explosion was heard and some screaming was heard. Issei and the rest of them got out of their seats and RAN towad the sound.....They ran outside and say The Devil's fourth demon JUghy! Accept now we has HUGE and trampelleing all over Heaven destorying EVERYTHING! Shinji gulp and sayed "What are you gonna do ISSEI?!"

Issei out his hands on the side of his head again and began talking sending his mind to outerspace where something special was.
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Eva 2 was still floating in space doing nothing....
Then it heard a voice coming from Heaven. Issei's voice the sound of his masters voice! It had been so long since he heard that voice and now she was so happy, to hear it!

"EVA TWO!! WE NEED YOU NOW!!!" Sayed Issei Mataloun his master yeeled.

"Yes" sayed EVA-2 "I must save my master...."

It then became absored by a blue firball and started heading abiove to heaven.
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"Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!" sayed Jughy "I am the new master! I will stroy all of you puny human pieces of crap! ISSEI! I have a score to settle with your gay ass! You killed me before I had the chance to grow by now the table turns! What will you do you little fagat?!"

Then Issei started floating in the air and suddenly a flash of light came out and as it started sparkling EVA-2 appeared out of noweheere and Issei floated into the entry plug. He sliped into it and EVA-2 was now fully operatiopal! "No one and I mean NO ONE calls me a fagat and lives!!!!" yelled Issei as he struck his mightie pose.

Juhgy snarled and jumped at Issei and began clawing EVA-2's eyes out....But Eva2 took out the prong knife and stabbed Jughy in the forehead. A gallon of blood spit out from the hole as Issei stabed him again and again. "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT!!!!!!!" he yelled again as he kicked the demon and sent his foot thru Jughy's chest and cruches his heart completly. He then riped of his arms and thru them away. EVA-2 howled loving its first taste of comabt in sio long....

"What a monster" sayed Toshi who was scared...

Shinji was cheering as Issei flew back down and huged him. "Are we gonna go now?" sayed Shinji. "I think we should start before they send there powerful demons...."

Issei nodded and sayed "Yes let's go....Death will you do the honors?"

"Remember what you must find everyone" sayed Death as he waved his hand in the sky and all of them vanished. The three teams were sent out ready to kick some demon ass and find the three orbs of power..........But one of them was a traitor!
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Rei and Asuka followed Toshi down the field and sayed "Do you REALLY know where you going???" And Toshi sayed "Of course...........Though I wouldn't mind being loast with two fine ass chicks like you two." he sayed as he winked.

Then Rei took out a HUGE hammer and beat Toshi on the head. WHAM is sayed and Rei sayed "In your dreams sicko! I'm dating Asuka!" she sayed as he hugged Asuka and kissed her.

"Whatever............." sayed Toshi as they went through the forest....Suddenlt a howls was heard followed by a snarl....Thre three of them turned and say a HUGE demon with five red eyes and sharp fangs. It hung on a tree from what looked like a spider web that hung him by the feet. Two other demons smaller but with more spikes on their sholder stood behind him.

the head demon sayed "hahahahahaha!!! I am Cohisof and there Reptirl and Gowed...We're the Demonic trio. All of us are brothres although I am the only one who cane talk! They were born deaf and dum! I come with a messege! Give up your quest for the three orbs and give us yours before we have to kill you!!!"

"What do you look like dumb?" sayed Toshi "we'll never give you the orbs!!"

"THEN PARPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Repitirl came first as he came toward Asuka and asuka took out her gun. She beat him on the side of the head with it and as he yelled in pain she shot him two times. Then she kicked him to the side and shot him three morre times just to make sure. His stomach exploded and a stream of guts came out and flowed out.

Then came Goiwed who started giggling as he tryed to punch Rei but she bliocked it and came to his side with a kick to the ribs then she chopped at his stomach. While the demon was gasping for breath she took out her sword and cut of his head. His bloody stub started spitting out a load of blood as his body fell tothe floor and started shaking then died.

Cohisof came out and sayed "You little bitches are good but let's she how you do boy!" Before he could finish his sentence Toshi pulled out a gun and sayed "I don't play fair!!!!" and shot him in each leg. Then after that he shot him in the eyes then in the stomach. He then took out a lighter and smiled evily. "Now if you wanna live you better tell us where we can find the Obr of Water!"

"ok.....ok....Please don't kill me!! You can find it in my sword's hilt....just pull it out and the orb is yours.....Now could you please help me? Please help me!"

"Sure!" sayed Toshi as he dropped the lighter and set the demon on fire! He started burbning away and he shook as his body started roating. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" he sayed as he died,. It wasn't long before Cohisof was nothing but ash!!

"Holy shit!!!" sayed Rei "what did you do that for Toshi?! He gave us the info we needed!"

Toshi took the demon's sword and started looking at the hilt for the orb. He found it and took it out and showed it to the two girls. It was blue and about the same size and the other one. He sayed "He was a demon from hell and not fit to live. I put him out of his misery!!"

"Thats murder!!" sayed Asuka

"That's life!!" sayed Toshi.

The two of them growled at each other and gave each othwer a look. Rei tryed to calm both of them down and sayed "Why don't we camp out for the night? I found a good camping spot out there. Then in the morning we can go back where we came....."

Toshi shook his head and sayed "Nononono.......I have to stduy these orbs. Tou two go to sleep and I will follow soon. Goodnight!!"

"Goodnight Toshi!" they sayed and giggled and ran of. They walked around the woods a littlewhile until they foun d the perfect spot. Then asuka and Rei got under a tree and cuddled up. Rei moved on Asuk and huged her and kissed her neck, then her lips. Asuka kissed her back and they cuddled and had sex in the woods.

When they woke up, both of them were naked and Toshi was nowehrre to be see! The two girls wandered around and didn't find him. They even looked where they killed the demons but he wasn't there.........and he had both orbs of power!!

"TOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they called. No one called back.
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Pcnerdjack14 · Adam Joined: 04 Nov 2009 Location: Arizona

Woodi was leading Issei and Shinji to the cave of ilusion and the two boys were following him. Issei and Shinji were REALLY tried right nowand they drug they feet as they walked. Issei got out his headfones and put on some Manson while Shinji listend to Master p. The two boys laughed as they jammed and jumped around, yelling things and having loads of fun.

"hahahahahahahahaha!!!!" sayed Issei "I havent had this much fun in a while!!!"

"Yeah!!" sayed Shinji "It's really kewl! I wish we could go on adventres all the time!!"

"What are you two kidsssssss crazy?!" sayed Woodie "We're on a misssssssssssssion to kill the devilsssss wife and people may get hurt and you two are HAPPY?!? You are sssssssychossssss!!"

"Lighten up Woodie! We're having a great time just being together! One of the good things about being in love!! Haven't you ever been in love before???" sayed Shinji

"NOOOOOO!!!!" sayed Woodie

"Surrre you have" sayed Issei "I bet you have a girlfriends HUH?! Come on Woodie Tell us now!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Wooei blushed and sayed "nonononononono.....I don't have a girlfriend.....OK?!?"

Issei laughed and so did shinji! What fun this was! Then Woodie piointed and sayed "There's the cave!! Becarful! You don't want to be killed in here........Stay colse together and we should be Okay. READY?!?"

"YEAH!!!!!" sayed the boys!!

The three ran over to the cave and sayed "Holy shit it;s dark it here!!" issei took shinji's hand and they ran through the cave. Woodie followed. Then they say a bunch of scary looking ghosts and phantoms crawling all over the place saying "BOOOOOOOO!!!" then Issei pulled out his gun atnd shot at them but nothing happened. They went on, looking for the pillar that the orb of fire would be on.....

"There is it!!" Isseisayed and pointed. It was a tall pillar whith the red orb spinning over it. The three of them ran over there but a shadow came out in front of them. The shadow laughed and sayed "Hahahahaha!! You do not know me....I am Shadow the ninja! You will never destroy me! I am invinsible! Give up the quest NOW or you will be dead!!" He then struck a karatae pose and laugghed "hahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Isse then struck his karate pose and the two of them snarled Issei sayed "I will never let you take over heaven!! You will be the one who will die you hear me?! HEAVEN WILL PREVAIL!!!!"

Then the two of them jumped kicked each other and their feet hiot each other, then they pounced back on they feet and Issei twirled around with a punch to the ninja's face. The ninja moved to the side and kicked him in the stomach and Issei moved back, flipped, and kicked the ninja in the face, then punched him in the balls. The ninja leaped over Issei and chopped him in the side but Issei punched him back.

"Your good" sayed Shadow "but can you handle a sword like you can your hands?!" He then pulled out his sword and it gleamed and flashed over Issei's eyes. issei then pulled out his Sword of Power and got ready to fight...

The two of them charged at each other and sayed "AAAAAAH!!!" as they finally came together and colldided and Issei's sword went into Shadow's stomach. Shadow puked out blood and he fell to the floor. Then just to make sure Shinji took out his gun and shot Shadow in the head three times, leaving nothing but piecesof skull and brains. The brains squirmed around and rain away and Issei took the orb that was on the pillar.

"hahahahahaha!!!!" sayed a voice from somewhere. "Now hell has three of the orbs of power! Thank you Issei, you have done well!" Then he walked out of the shadows and it was TOSHI holding a gun in his hand and smiling like a lunatic.

Issei gaped and sayed "What are you doing Toshi?!? I thought you were on the side of heraven!"

Toshi laughed and sayed "hahahaha!! YOU FOOLS!!! I only yake the side of who pays the most money!!! Now give up yourself Issei! I'm taking you now!!"

"WHAT?!? Why do you want me?!" sayed Issei

"Your blood will bring back the devil to life! Now come with me Issei......OR else your friends get it. There is a horde of demons waiting outside just ready to tear you and your friends apart rtight now. And I'll shoot you before you can save them. It only take one bullet Issei......Do they live or do they die?"

Issei sayed "okay I will go. Just don't huryt my love and our friends!"

Shinji sayed "WHAT?!?!? You can't do this Issei!!!"

Isse then wispered softly "Don't worry Shinji.......I have a plan!"

Toshi then grabbed Issei and drug him out of the cave. They walked outside andvanished. Shinji started crying and screamed! Woodie started cussing and then sayed "We gotta stop that moterfucker!! Come on shinji ! Let's het him!!!"

Shinji nodded and sayed "Yes we need to warn the others that Issei has been kidnapped! Then we can storm the devil's castle!!"

"We have to GO BACK TO HELL!?!? AHHHHHH!!!" sayed Woodie as he faitned.
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**Mr. Tines** · Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:29 am Post subject:

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However in many ways, Hellstorm II is far worse then the 1st one ... It also turns Asuka and Rei into lesbians,

So it's not completely all bad then :D

Pcnerdjack14 · Adam Joined: 04 Nov 2009 Location: Arizona

Mr. Tines wrote:

Quote:

However in many ways, Hellstorm II is far worse then the 1st one ... It also turns Asuka and Rei into lesbians,

So it's not completely all bad then :D

Good point.

Anyway.

Death was talking to Misato and Penpen "Okay you guys, whenever we go into the church, act nortmal. I will ask the priste for the orb and we'll return to God's castle in a flash.....I want to avoid any fight with a demon if possible ok?"

"OKAY" sayed Misato . She had been trying to look at Death's face all day but could not because the insides of his hood was so dark. She shrugged and gussed it was bestn not to know!

Penpen then sayed "Let us go then!!!!"

When they walked in the churck thou everything was dead. All of the pirests and people had been killed. There dead bodies were all in the churck seats and blood was ALL OVER the walls. Misato screamed and Death sayed "Oh Shit...." Then someone came out and laughed "hahahahahahahaha!!! I thought you would never make it!!!" and then everyone say that it was Jezebel. She had a long black dress on and red hair that looked like fire. She had long snake fangs and red eyes.

Then Death sayed "Yes I am here....You have taken this orb have you not?!"

"YESS!!!" sayed Jezebel. "I have all of them now!!!"

"WHAT?!?" sayed Death

"Hahahahaha!! Toshi was one of our people and he had taken all of the orbs from your friends....He has also kidnaped Issei and we will use his blood to bring back my hubsand!!"

"You don't love him do you? What are you aiming to do with the devil?"

"You know me too well Death!!! Why don't you taken off that hood! I liked you better without it anyway!!"

Death did what was told and he ripped off the hood only to reveal he was a SHE! She had long blackhair that went to her knees and lips of the same color. Her bleu eyes were almost transpernt. Misato and Penpen went SD and sayed "What the fuck?!?!?"

Jezebel started talking again. "I will bring my husband back to life and then he will bestow me with the power to rule over the worlds!! Then I will kill him again and will rule supreme! Hahahaha!! You could have been my queen Death but I guess its too late for you HUH?!?"

"I would never do such a thing" sayed Death as she took outher scyth. "Now let's battle for the fate of heaven and hell!!!"

"No........Not here......" sayed Jezebel "You must come to my castle. I challenge all of you....Come if you dare!!! But now.........JIZUHO!!!!! MOXART!!!"

The two demons came out of nowehre as Jezebel vanished into a void. Death raised her scyth as Jizuho ran towad her. She then tripped him over her scyth and sent it into his stomach. Blood splatted all over Death's face and she raised it again and cut off Jizuho's head. The demon screamed to Hell as he died.

Moxart then went to Misato and sayed "Remember me?! I was the one who you would be marryed to now.......Do you wanna do it now? It could save you life!!!"

"Hell no!!! You go back to hell, spawn of Satan!!!" sayed Misato as she pulled out her gun jumped in the air and unloaded a full clip on the demon. He then exploded ina bloody mess and died. His head flew in the air and landed on the ground with a splatter Misato landed back on the ground and blew on her gun. "One demon down....ALLRIGHT!! Hey Penpen you can stop hiding now!"

Pepnen came out from behind the chairs and sayed "I can't believe you two did that....Are we really going to take on the devil's castle/?!?"

Misato sayed "Yes, but you should do something for us Penpen......"

"What is it?" Sayed Penpen

"Go back to heaven and tell them that the forces of hell have Issei and the four orbs. We MUST stop them!! Go now Penpen....."

"Yeah you got it!!" Penpen sayed as he ran off.

Then Misato looked over at Death who was crying....Misato couldn't believe she was a woman! She was very pretty too, maybe even better looking than her. But Misasto didnt let that distrack her. She sayed "Whats wrong Death?"

"You.........You.....Don't understand........" sayed Death.

"Try Me!!" sayed Misaato

Just when Death hadd opened her mouth to tell her what was usp, 3 people ran into the chruch. They was Shinji, asuka, and Rei.......And they all looked worried!! Misato say them and sayed "What's wrong with you three?!? Did you know what happened?!?"

Then at the same time they sayed "TOSHI KIDNAPED ISSEI!!! HE BETRAYED US!!!!"

"Yes we know!!" sayed Misato "We must rescue him!"

Shinji then pointed at Death and sayed "Who is she???"

"Oh that's death."

The three kids went SD too and sayed "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!?"

Miasato sayed "That'swhat I would like to know..........."

Death cryed some moreand sayed "I will tell you everything now. The truth is I was Jezebel's former lover and even planed with her to kill her husbhand after he gave her his unholy power! But when he died I leasrned the problems of my ways. Jezeble disapoeared after that.........I don't know where she went.......And then I took over Hell! I made sure noone knew I was a woman for so long because I didnt think they would take me seriosly.........And now EVERYONE knows......" She cryed agai n.

"Thjat's not true" sayed Shinji "It doesnt matter wether your a man ior a woman, as long as your a good person and you are Death!!!"

Rei sayed "Yes i agree!! Your mpast has nothing to do with the future and we all think yourt a fine person!"

Asuka sayed "Were your friend and noone can change that!!! We all have our weknesses, but we must not let them take us over......."

"So are you ready to take over the Devil's Castle Death?" Misato sayed

She wiepd away the tears and sayed "Yes let's GO!" Then she spread her armes and in a flash of light the four of them vanished and were gone in a puff of smoke.

Then woodie came out from the side and looked at what was not there.... "WHEW!! I'm glad I didn't have to go back to Hell! Now I can just lay backand relasx! hahahahaha!!"
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The four warriars came upon the Devil's dorstep when all of a sudden two demons came out and laughed evily "Hahahahahahaha!! We will destory you!!! Parpare to die in the name of the devil....."

Then Death turned her scyth and sayed "Think again demons......" and she spun her scyth around a organe flame came out mof it and burned the two demons alive. They heads exploded in the fire and the rest of them roastes away quickly. Death grinned evily to herself and sayed "I can be bad too.....you forget who was once your lord and master!!"

"That was great!! sayed Asuka

"YEAH YEAH YEAH" sayerd Rei who was getting jeloos

"we'll let's go!" sayed shinji as she opened the door and the warriars ran inside.
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Issei was chained down to a wall and was pissed!! A demon had tryed to make him give in to they plans, but issei had been brave and taken the pain. He was no crying because of the pain but he woulpdnt let that stop him now!! He had to escape for shinji!!

Then a door to the dungon opened and Jezebel came in.....She smiled evily and she hasd that piece of shit Toshi besuide her. Issei looked at her with a frown and then spit on Toshi and sayed "Up yours!!" Jezbel laughed and sayed "hahahaha!! You are perfect for the revilvle of the devil!! You are almost as evil as he is!"

"EVIL!?!?" Issei sayed "YOUre the one thats evil bitch!!"

"Hahaha!! And you call yourself and angel you pathetic pile of............."

"Shut up! I will beat you no matter what!!!"

Toshi then took out his gun and sayed "Issei, shut up now......DO NOT treat our Queen like that!!!"

Issei signed and sayed "I thought you were once my freind Toshi.....I can't belive you worked for hell all along......"

Toshi smiled and sayed "I only work for those with the most money.........Don't be afool."

Issie sayed "I still think they's some goodness in you......You just wanna hide it"

Jezeble then took out a needle and stuck in it Issei arms. Blood wentinto it and Issei yelled in pain! She then took his blood and pours it into a cup which filled it halfway.

"Thuis should be enough to bring Satan back to live!!! hahahahahaha!~!!" Jezebl laughed as she ran out the dungon in happiness..... "KILL him when you get the chance but make him suffer" she sayed to Toshi.

Toshi then sayed "With plaesure!!!" and picked up /the whips and began slashing Issei with them. Just then Shinji ran in with a gun in his hand a dns a smile on his face. He yeeled out "TOSHI YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!! and shot im three times in the heart. He then shot the locks off of Issei channs and hugged and kissed him. "Issei I thought you would be dead for sure!!!"

Just then Toshi craoekd on the ground "Issei.....Shinji......Take care of each other and run.....You.....MUST....stop......Jezebl! NOW RUN!!!"

"I knew you were a good one Tshi...." Issei sayed and smiled.

Toshi smiled back and saayed "Thank you Shinji.....Now I have seen the errers of my ways!! I hope God can forgive me for what I have done....NOw run! You must stop her before she brings the devil back to life. Merge the sword of Power with the orbs. Get them and you can destory ANYTHING!" Just then he turned over and died.

Issei smiled at Shinji and sayed "Ready to go???" They then kissed and held hands as they ran into the darkness of the hallway.
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Pcnerdjack14 · Adam Joined: 04 Nov 2009 Location: Arizona

Jezeble threw her hadnds in the air and sayed "ORBS OF POWER!!! MERGE WITH THE BLOOD OF THE 18th ANGEL CHILD AND BRING BACK THE LORD OF DARKNESS!!! COME NOW AND BRING HIM BACK!! SOME!!!"

The four orbs spun around her and grew even bigger and then all of a sudden the blood began to boil and take shape. Then the cup fell out of her hand and ontro the florr. The orbs sent a light on the blood and it suddenly grew and There he was! THE DEVIL WAS BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The devil came outy of the shadows and laughed "hahahahaha!! Back to where it started!! tahnk you my wife!!!" Then he took out the sword of evil and spun it around.

"Just like I sayed I bought you back to life!!! Now we will rule over the unisverse together!!!"

"Hahahaha!!! Yes my love!!" Then he embarced his love and kissed her.

"Stay were you are!!!" sayed Death and she flew in wearing her black robe again and holding her scyth. "Are yiou ready to die again Devil?!?"

Sastan laughed and sayed "hahaha! Don't think do girl......Jezeble will you take care of our little guest?!"

Jezebel nodded and sayed "Last chance..............Will you take me up on my old offer?!?"

"NEVER!!!!!" sayed Death as she charged towad her with her scyth. Jezeble took out her sword and they clashes, then Jebezel kicked Death away, but Death turned ariound and came back with a punch the the face. Jezebel then started floating in the air and threw a hude blue fireball at Death but she dodged it by floating in the air to and she hurled a flame from her scyth. Jezebel sent it away by waving hwer arms.

"hahahaha!!" sayed Jzebel "You had the chance to live but now you DIE!!!!"

"IN YOUR DREAYMS BITCH!!!!!" she sayed as sje drew her scyth in the heavens and a force beam of light came out and struck as Jezeble. Jezebel grabbed at her chest where she started bleeding and yeeled "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" A spurt of blood poped out and went all over the walls. Death floated down to her and cut off her haed, killing her. Jezebels last workds were......... "I looooooooved.....YOOOOOOOOU!!!!"

"JEZEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cryed out Death

"No my love.....YOU!!!!" hwe snarled at Death and slaped her across the face.

"Watch your mouth Devil!! you never loved her so don't partened!" sayed a voice. Then came out Issei with shinji behind him.

"YOU!!!" Devil sayed as he took out the sword of evil. "are you ready to settel the old score?!?!?"

"ANYTIME DEVIL!!!" Then Issei drew his sword Power and ran at Satan while saying "I'll kill youm AGAIN!!!" but the devil went to the side and pushed Issei to the floor. and kicked his face into the ground

"Hahahahaha!!!" sayed the devilo "You are NOTHING!! Now watch as aI destory all of HEAVEN AND HELL!!! Nothing will remains!!!"

The devil then raised his arms inthe air and he grew huge. His body and haed went through the seeling and cruming his castle to peaces. He walked out into the distance and started laughing and destorying buildings.....Tyhen Issei say something! The devil still had the Sword of Power in hishand!!!!! Issei gasp.

Issei then put his hands on the side of his head and cruied "EVA-2!!!! COME SAVE US!!!!!" Then Eva-2 came ouyt from the sky and fell beside the castle. Issei began flying over to the giant robot and go inside the entery plug. Then he cryed out "Lets kill him once and for all!!!!!"

But the devil leaped on EVA 2 and clawed at his eyes then beat him on the head and kicked him in the stomach again again AGAIN!! He then punched him in the face and tackled him. Satan was on top of the Eva now and he bet him up good! he was tesaring into the meta;l now and was trying to tear nit apart! He then took out the swordof evil and stabbed EVA-2 in the chest which shut it diown. he devil laughed "hahahahahahaha!!! Your no match for me boy!!!!!!"

Then Asuka, Shinji, Mistao, and Rei came out of the castle and and sayed "We have to help Issei!!!! Cry out to the Orbs of Power!!!" They looked at Death and Death nodded and sayed "Do it before he gets hisself killed!!"

"ORB OF EARTH!!!!!"

"ORB OF WIND!!!!!!"

"ORB OF FIRE!!!!!!!!"

"ORB OF WATER!!!!!!!"

Then the four orbs came out of the Devil's sword and went into Issei's hands and a giant SWORD OF POWERwas there. It glowed in the hellfire and then EVA-2's eyes glowed green and its mouth opened and it growled. Then all of its armor shed off and it learped into the air. It was now back to bweing an angel and it was pissed. It then took out the Sword of Power and struck at the devil. The two swords clashed and Eva-2 cut at the devil's neck. The devil pissed and sayed "Hahaha! You are nothing without your amror!" Then Satan got out his sword and cut Eva-2's arm off. But Eva-2 swung around and cut off the devil;'s leg. Then the two of them JUMPED away and struck they fighting poses. With a yell they both charged and turned there swords to each other and stabbed each other. Both eva2 and the devil screamed in pain as the blood went everywhere. They swords had went into each others hearts and was killing both of them.

"FOOL!!!!" sayed the devil "If you kill me you will die too!!!"

Issei then sayed "I"M WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK!!!!!"

"THEN I"LL SEE YOU IN THE HELLSTORM ISSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Issei turned the sword into the Devil's heart making his insides fall to the ground with a huge splatter and a tital wave of blood. The devil feel down daed and so did Eva-2. Issei jumped out the entrey plug and flew awayt to saefety as both of them self destucted

"Good bye my friend" issei sayed as he flew away and landed in Shinji's arms.

"Lets go home sayed shinji crying.
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Death issei and Shinji were standing by the lake as they talked. It had been one day since ther final battle between heaven and hell and they knew none of them would see each other again.

"Issei I am setting up the barrair between heaven and hell and THIS time, nothing will be able to go through it. Heaven will be safe again and you will always be its guardian."

"Will we ever see you again Death?" sayed Issei holding back his taers

"No....................." sayed Death "But before I go let me do something...."

Issei was going to say what but Death leaned over and kissed him pasionatly on the lip. Issei hugged her and kissed her back and both of them began to cry. Shinji went SD and sayed "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!!!" once they finished kissing Issei took out his hammer and smashed Shinji on the head and laughed and sayed "BAKA!!!!!" Then they all laughed and it felt good.

"Take this......." death gave to the two boys a medalion. "If you keep this I will always be with you............"

Issei took it and sayed "We will miss you Death.

"You will be in my heart" Death sayed as she disapppeared in a flash of light.

Shinji smiled up at Issei and issei did the same. "Our job is finally done.......Now you ready to snuyggle up in our house ALONE?!?"

Then Woodie poped out of the house and sayed "hahahahahha!!! YOU GUYSSSSSS WISSSSSH!!! Guesssssss who just moved in." Then both Shinji and Issei grabbed HUGE hammers and bashed Woodie and sent him into space. "BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they screamed.

The end

AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!! As mush as I love writing new Hellstorm fanfics....this will be the last one. I'm really sorry. Buit I don't think I can continue this any more. But still I hope you liked this final chapter to this amazing sseries....I will keep writing fics. I may write a LEMON (I always WANTED to write one.......) but I don't know who will be in it....HMMMMMM....Oh, yes, I know the ending was REALLY silly but you should have seen the old one!!!! MAAAAAAAAN it was deparsing!!!
- Issei Mataloun

That's it, I'm done wallowing in crappy fan-fic. Go read the stuff by Legendary, Eric, and Sailor Star Dust. Their stuff is pretty good, and not a complete disaster of characterization, plot, and overall structure.

Nik0n · Embryo Joined: 28 Jun 2010 Age: 33

Hellstorm 2 now has an audiobook as well.
http://www.heavens-feel.com/blog/archives/207

Dartz · Donor Joined: 03 Apr 2008 Location: Dublin

This is why people don't read Self Inserts.

Goddammit.

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"It seemed ridiculous….how screwed up would someone have to be in order to think they were someone else…to assume an identity to hide from reality?" -- -irony, courtesy of Noriko Nagato,

<Dartz> I wonder I wonder, has his sanity gone under
<Dartz> Has V eaten a 12 guage shot?
<BobBQ> "I see no cause or season, why V's lack of reason, should ever be forgot."

Nik0n · Embryo Joined: 28 Jun 2010 Age: 33

It's a shame that most Self-Instertion stories aren't as good as Hellstorm Evangelion. Heck, most fanfiction isn't as entertaining as Hellstorm Evangelion.