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How would you best describe Rei Ayanami?

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Postby Fast Tony DeNiro » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:17 pm

To complete the trilogy of threads I guess.

So, how would you do it?
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:30 am

-Rei Ayanami is an inspiration to those who may suffer from lonely nights.
-Rei Ayanami is an iconic sex symbol.
-Rei Ayanami is what many otaku wish was real.
-Rei Ayanami needs to be in the sun more often.
-Rei Ayanami is inspiration to those who draw fan art and those who draw "fan art".
-Rei Ayanami is like an itch. Just there but sometimes you feel good when you scratch it.
-Rei Ayanami is Still Alive.
-Rei Ayanami is like cosplayers. There are many of her and sometimes is worth looking at.
-Rei Ayanami is cold as steel and blank as paper.
-Rei Ayanami [II] is to Gendo as Peanut Butter is to Resses.

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Postby Fast Tony DeNiro » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:42 am

Joseph the PRPD wrote:-Rei Ayanami [II] is to Gendo as Peanut Butter is to Resses.


I think it's the other way around. Just like the peanut butter, Gendo is all up inside that.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:02 am

*sitting across from her at table*

*burps loudly in her face*

"....smells unpleasant..."

*farts loudly*

"....too much beans...."

*calls her stupid*

"....I am not...."

*.....slaps her face*

"....don't do that..."

*makes fun of Gendo*

"YOU WILL NOT INSULT HIM!!!"

*Rei jumps over table and bites my jugular*
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Postby Guyver Spawn » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:12 am

Is an emotionless jailbait girl who is actually a clone of Shinji's mom.
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Postby Kaname Langley » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:33 am

'Doll'
The best Description ever. Now everybody say thanks to our Goddes Asuka
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Postby DanteNeverCry » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:23 am

Kaname Langley wrote:'Doll'
The best Description ever. Now everybody say thanks to our Goddes Asuka
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Postby schismatics » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:12 am

Forcibily autistic!

I think that's how Anno described her (alas I have no proof).
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:16 am

Rei? A good soldier.
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Postby NemZ » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:02 am

A desperately lonely young girl with an ancient soul and an unrequited death wish, she places her self-worth entirely in the hands of others despite her godly potential.
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Postby eva0313777 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:43 am

the complete opposite of Asuka,which is why i like her and not Asuka
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Postby scarmullet » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:35 am

Rei, an Eva pilot by day......and a hooker by night, named "Angel"

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Postby i_Love_Asuka » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:58 pm

Kaname Langley wrote:'Doll'
The best Description ever. Now everybody say thanks to our Goddes Asuka


Thanks Asuka!!! :nyao:
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Postby Dartz » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:14 pm

"White Panties"
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:25 pm

Dartz wrote:"White Panties"
Which doesn't distinguish her from Sohryu.
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Postby Vegeta 20XX » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:45 pm

Kaname Langley wrote:'Doll'
The best Description ever. Now everybody say thanks to our Goddes Asuka


Take it outside - I'll be out shortly with a gerbil, an enema bottle, and the Infinity Gauntlet.

ThePRPD is on the ball on this one (though NemZ's more serious description is good too).
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Postby Rock-Slash » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:54 pm

A lonely girl, a good soldier, someone without self-value and the personification of apathy.
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:38 pm

scarmullet wrote:Rei, an Eva pilot by day......and a hooker by night, named "Angel"

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WTF? :huh:
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Postby Dartz » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:12 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:
Dartz wrote:"White Panties"
Which doesn't distinguish her from Sohryu.


Yes it does... because that's the only underwear Rei ever wears.
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Postby scarmullet » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:12 pm

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:
scarmullet wrote:Rei, an Eva pilot by day......and a hooker by night, named "Angel"

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WTF? :huh:


That would have been funny if I knew photoshop (or gimp)
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