What if Shinji was a badass ( or pretended to be )

Barinax · Postby **Barinax** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:40 pm

I probably wouldn't like him as much

Zaiku · Postby **Zaiku** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:01 pm

Also, Shinji would have been the one who shot Kaji, he would kill his father to become teh new uber pimp, he would have sex with Misato, and most of all, he wouldn't wear his uniform everywhere, but a suave jacket and maybe some sunglasses.

CorporalChaos · Postby **CorporalChaos** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:07 pm

Zaiku wrote:Also, Shinji would have been the one who shot Di$ney, he would kill his father to become teh new uber pimp, he would have sex with Asuka, and most of all, he wouldn't afraid of anything

Fix'd.

Vegeta 20XX · Postby **Vegeta 20XX** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:10 pm

If Shinji was teh badass, Evangelion would have lasted only two to four episodes, because he would beat Sachiel so badly that the Angels would kill themselves to avoid facing his badassness.

LeoXiao · Postby **LeoXiao** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:08 pm

Not to mention Shinji totally pwning the mindf*ck.

Action_Bastard · Postby **Action_Bastard** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:14 pm

Yeah, Shinji wouldn't even need 01, he could defeat the angels with his bare hands. :dumbells:

pat457 · Postby **pat457** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:30 pm

Action_Bastard wrote:Yeah, Shinji wouldn't even need 01, he could defeat the angels with his bare hands.

And rip them all to pieces and eat them a la berserk EVA-01.

The question is, would the consumption of the Super Solenoids of all the Angels grant Badass Shinji eternal life? :grin:

"Shinji's eating the Angel...again!"
"And, as usual, he's taking the S2 Engine into himself!"
"I guess this renders Shinji-kun immortal, then?"
"I think so. Just like I've said before, it's impossible for us to stop Shinji-kun any more."

The Bastard King · Postby **The Bastard King** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:59 pm

LeoXiao wrote:Not to mention Shinji totally pwning the mindf*ck.

"Impossible! He quantum divided his thoughts and converted it to raw energy!?"

pat457 · Postby **pat457** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:03 pm

Vegeta 20XX wrote:If Shinji was teh badass, Evangelion would have lasted only two to four episodes, because he would beat Sachiel so badly that the Angels would kill themselves to avoid facing his badassness.

I think it would have lasted only one.

Action_Bastard · Postby **Action_Bastard** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:22 am

@pat457's post in response to mine: Exactly what I was thinking. :thumbsup:

Zaiku · Postby **Zaiku** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:26 pm

Also, Shinji would fap wherever he wants, to whoever he wants, whenever he wants. He'd use his acid cum to burn the angels in the most painful way possible.

Action_Bastard · Postby **Action_Bastard** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:36 pm

^ Wow, the sheer inappropriateness of that boggles my mind. @_@ Disgusting to boot.

Zaiku · Postby **Zaiku** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:43 pm

My job is taking jokes too far... Its what I do. >_>

Defectron · Postby **Defectron** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:55 pm

Shinji would fap wherever he wants, to whoever he wants, whenever he wants.

He already does that.

LeoXiao · Postby **LeoXiao** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:58 pm

Zaiku wrote:Also, Shinji would fap wherever he wants, to whoever he wants, whenever he wants. He'd use his acid cum to burn the angels in the most painful way possible.

Not to mention he'd have a prodigious supply to use on-hand.

CorporalChaos · Postby **CorporalChaos** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:59 pm

Action_Bastard wrote:^ Wow, the sheer inappropriateness of that boggles my mind. @_@ Disgusting to boot.

Actually, that's fairly mild for this board.

pat457 · Postby **pat457** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:22 am

Zaiku wrote:Also, Shinji would fap wherever he wants, to whoever he wants, whenever he wants. He'd use his acid cum to burn the angels in the most painful way possible.

And would take photos and videos of himself fapping, and sell them off eBay for some fast bucks. Perhaps also make a fanfic featuring himself doing 'certain things' with the girls of Evangelion while he's at it. :chair:

CorporalChaos · Postby **CorporalChaos** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:09 am

Nah, he's too shy to sell it. But if he did have powers like that, in the hospital, he would say to Asuka in something like his father's voice, "you shall partake of my acid semen!" and then it would dribble down her face leaving burn marks which Shinji could then use to...

okay, I'm going to stop there.

The Bastard King · Postby **The Bastard King** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:11 pm

You know, Rei has vagina hands. Just sayin'.

On a side note, Shinji would also need the cliche poofy/spiked-back hair style as well if he were truly going to be a hot-blooded pilot.

SeanTucker · Postby **SeanTucker** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:53 pm

Has no one in this thread read Shinji And Warhammer 40K? Greatest fanfic ever, from ANY fandom.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K

It should be pretty easy to find on ff.net, and it manages to make Shinji into a believable badass without utterly breaking the story.

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