Opteron-O3 wrote:No... I said, why is Kaworu eating the bird and then look at my avvy.
hahaha! And isn't the picture borderline pron? :evil:
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Kaworu: Check out my Ozzy Osbourne impressionTheAyanamiOtaku wrote:
TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:
Kawaru: well thanks again Rei. I hope you don't mind my dead bird fetish.
Rei:...
Kawaru: And I like to walk around naked.
Rei: How long has it been since you've drugged me with the stuff inside the sake?
Kawaru: *gets up, stands in front of Rei*
Rei:...Are you trying to impress me?
Kawaru: No, I'm trying to remember where I put my watch.
Rei: Isn't it over there *points*
Kawaru: Uhh..nope, that's my wristband...you noe, the ones that say LIVEstrong? yeah...it's just black. It's a new one, you see. It's not even on the market.
Rei:...It's pink.
Kawaru: Ahh, than that must be Shinji-kun's. Anyways *walks over* the LIVEstrong band says its been a day and 3 hours.
Rei: ... You made yourself, me and Shinji miss a sync test.
Kawaru: Really now? Well I'm sure we could try another sync test...with me.
Rei: *walks over to kawaru until they're eyeball to eyeball*
Kawaru: Whoa now, you tryin to impress me?
Rei: *Rei IMFAMOUS BICHSLAP!*
Kawaru: pain! shinjiiiiiiii *runs next door*
Shinji: whaa-AHHHH!!!! *muffled* geh offha me! i can't breathe! And where are my glasses? Just what the hell did we do?! (must not run away must not run away must not run awa...)
Kawaru: You can't run away, you don't have any clothes on, silly!
Shinji: Oh right. *realizes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAA!
Rei: (thinking) These fools are about to get theyselves fcuked up again. Im about to bust outta this place, foo) Shinji, your glasses are here. I'm leaving.
Kawaru and Shinji: See ya!
Rei: Dam foo's. Ya'll bout to get each otha pregnant, motherf**ckers. *door closes*
Shinji:....was that Rei?
Kawaru: Nahh that was Mistah F.A.B.. He lives next door. Sometimes he comes and visits us.
Shinji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! damnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnit
MY CHILDHOOD HERO!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!
Rei, outside: dam foo's. *pulls out pink fluffy coat with a pink top hat, an expensive watch, and diamond cane from the bushes and walks down the street*
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