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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:51 pm

What NemZ said.

Anyway:

Misato: Oh my god... Asuka, Shinji WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?! O_o
Hyuga: ...I didn't think that position was humanely possible. :blink:
Maya: That's dirty! *thoughts*: Think of Senpai think of senpai think of senpai...
Ritsuko: *thoughts* I've gotta remember that one for tonight. The commander won't know what hit him. :heart:
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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:54 pm

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Postby NemZ » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:19 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Misato: Oh my god... Asuka, Shinji WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?! O_o


Shinji: Um... interpretive dance?

Asuka: YEAH! It's for school. We're um...

Shinji: ...trying to explain, uh, I guess...

Asuka: ...what it's like to synchronize with an EVA without revealing classified information!

Shinji: Exactly! It just -looks- dirty because you're seeing this out of context.

Asuka: ...and because you all have filthy minds. Shame on you perverts.
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Postby Lucretius » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:16 pm

NemZ wrote:Asuka: ...what it's like to synchronize with an EVA without revealing classified information!



:worship:

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby LeoXiao » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:28 pm

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Everyone in picture: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:42 am

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Everyone thinking: "So THAT'S what happens when it's over nine-thousand!"
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:32 pm

NemZ: Awesome.

Eva Yojimbo: Seeing an Eva over 9000 would be a sight to see. :lol:
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Postby NemZ » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:57 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:NemZ: Awesome.

Eva Yojimbo: Seeing an Eva over 9000 would be a sight to see. :lol:


eh, you inspired me. ^_^

over 9000? I assume much like yui's "This shoulder armor bullshit chafes, and also: lighthawk wings! Suck on that Tenchi, you little bitch!" moment in EOE which prompted JSSDF guy to call her the devil... but also head armor falls off so spiky blue hair can stand up in all directions without restraint.
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Postby Barinax » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:44 pm

So much awesomeness from one picture.

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5 hours after watching "2 girls, one cup" for the first time. :devil:

But they would have thrown up then! Well, at least Maya would.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:58 pm

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Ritsuko: Uh...are you guys seeing what I'm seeing? Cos I usually see weird shit like this...
Gendo, offscreen and muffled: that's cos I shit in ur coffee muahahahahaaa....but no I see it too.
Misato: Why did you think it was necessary to install reproductive organs onto Eva?
Ritsuko: I didn't do that. Maya?
Maya: I like lesbian porn, so no I didn't do this.
Hyuga: THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE Japanese ANIMES!
Misato: *slap*
Aoba: Hey guys HOLY *vomits and runs away*
Shogouki: RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Misato, Hyuga, Maya, Gendo, and Ritsuko get blanketed by Eva-Mayo

Gendo: AH CRAP I CAN'T MOVE! THIS STUFF IS UP TO MY CHIN!
Hyuga: WOW THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE MY THOSE Japanese ANIME-
Misato: Shut up. Ritsuko?
Ritsuko: Alright fine, fine. I have a weird fetish for mayonnaise.
Misato: THIS IS MAYONNAISE?! IT SMELLS FERMENTED...FERMENTED- *vomits*
Gendo: Ritsuko's fetish is all my fault hahahahaha-
Ritsuko: *pulls out handgun and empties clip at Gendo's general direction*
Gendo: Missed me byyotch!
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Action_Bastard » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:02 pm

O_o .......wow.....just exactly what were you thinking when you wrote that?
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Postby Formless One » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:07 pm

I never want to hear this line again. Ever.

The last time someone mentioned mayo (ME), someone said this.

I cannot blame them after reading that.
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Postby Lucretius » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:29 pm

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(video feed)

Gendou: You fool! Look what you've done to Yui's wedding dress!

Fuyutsuki: (whimpering) Thank you, sir. May I have another?
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Postby Themaninblack » Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:33 pm

Misato: Is Rei using the discared clone parts t-?

Maya: Yes, she is.
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Postby NemZ » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:01 pm

^this pic knows no limit.
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Postby pat457 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:08 am

The cast's reaction after seeing the stuff people post in the caption contest thread. :devil:
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Postby Formless One » Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:11 am

The casts reaction to fanfiction. And not our fanfiction... *shudder*
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Postby Zaiku » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:11 am

The casts reaction to Kensuke in episode 8. 'Nuff said.
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Postby CorporalChaos » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:47 am

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CorporalChaos: frosted butts

Misato: Was CorporalChaos trying to be funny again?

Ritsuko: Looks like it.
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Postby Action_Bastard » Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:44 pm

As a request from another thread, I have add this little nugget.

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