The Official Fem-Kaworu Thread
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Yeah, yeah, sorry.
And so now I ask; why are we still arguing fem-Kaworu seriously, if a grand total of 2-3 people actually take it seriously? Maybe just for the lu...
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And so now I ask; why are we still arguing fem-Kaworu seriously, if a grand total of 2-3 people actually take it seriously? Maybe just for the lu...
o wate
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Well, thjat explination make sense. Having Kaworu (appear) male creats a dramatic tension and uneasy, both in Shinji and in the fans, that simply wouldnt have existed if Kaworu looked female. But seriously, Angels being mysterious creatures, I think it's possible that Kaworu had a female mind. It's already established he has a "female" soul (whatever the fuck that means, the "soul" is a pretty vauge concept in Eva), so why not other Femanine traits, like personality or fancy shoes? XDApathetic Piggy wrote:shinesman_cobalt wrote:It makes sense. I mean, why else whoudl he have hit on Shinji?
Because the series was winding down and Anno wanted to fuck with the fans a little more before he finished his run. This was before, of course, we got the two versions of episodes 25 and 26.
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If Kaworu was fem Shinji would've stopped talking the minute he saw that surprise in the baths.
"Kaworu, I want to vent my heart with you. I'm depressed. Asuka hates me and is in a coma. Misato is a mystery to me. I think I'm attracted to Rei even though I know she's a partial clone of my mother....mmm....mother. I get these weird feelings in my pants whenever I'm around Ritsuko even though she smells like hair bleach and cigarettes. And I think Hikari wants to.....with....my.....is that a vagina?"
"Yes Shinji. This is the bearing of my A.T. Field."
.......
"Shinji?"
"GODDAMNIT!!! YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST IN YOU!!!!"
*Shinji runs off to cry. And then masturbate. And then cry some more.
"Kaworu, I want to vent my heart with you. I'm depressed. Asuka hates me and is in a coma. Misato is a mystery to me. I think I'm attracted to Rei even though I know she's a partial clone of my mother....mmm....mother. I get these weird feelings in my pants whenever I'm around Ritsuko even though she smells like hair bleach and cigarettes. And I think Hikari wants to.....with....my.....is that a vagina?"
"Yes Shinji. This is the bearing of my A.T. Field."
.......
"Shinji?"
"GODDAMNIT!!! YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST IN YOU!!!!"
*Shinji runs off to cry. And then masturbate. And then cry some more.
Naw it'd go a little bit more like this
"Kaworu, I want to vent my heart with you. I'm depressed. Asuka hates me and is in a coma. Misato is a mystery to me. I think I'm attracted to Rei even though I know she's a partial clone of my mother....mmm....mother. I get these weird feelings in my pants whenever I'm around Ritsuko even though she smells like hair bleach and cigarettes. And I think Hikari wants to.....with....my.....is that a vagina?"
"Yes Shinji. This is the bearing of my A.T. Field."
.......
"Shinji?"
"GODDAMNIT!!! YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST IN YOU!!!!"
"But Shinji look you have one too!" (Shinji looks at his own crotch)
"WAAUUUUGGHH! I'm so confused!"
*Shinji runs off to cry. And then masturbate. And then cry some more.
"Kaworu, I want to vent my heart with you. I'm depressed. Asuka hates me and is in a coma. Misato is a mystery to me. I think I'm attracted to Rei even though I know she's a partial clone of my mother....mmm....mother. I get these weird feelings in my pants whenever I'm around Ritsuko even though she smells like hair bleach and cigarettes. And I think Hikari wants to.....with....my.....is that a vagina?"
"Yes Shinji. This is the bearing of my A.T. Field."
.......
"Shinji?"
"GODDAMNIT!!! YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST IN YOU!!!!"
"But Shinji look you have one too!" (Shinji looks at his own crotch)
"WAAUUUUGGHH! I'm so confused!"
*Shinji runs off to cry. And then masturbate. And then cry some more.
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Defectron wrote:Naw it'd go a little bit more like this
"Kaworu, I want to vent my heart with you. I'm depressed. Asuka hates me and is in a coma. Misato is a mystery to me. I think I'm attracted to Rei even though I know she's a partial clone of my mother....mmm....mother. I get these weird feelings in my pants whenever I'm around Ritsuko even though she smells like hair bleach and cigarettes. And I think Hikari wants to.....with....my.....is that a vagina?"
"Yes Shinji. This is the bearing of my A.T. Field."
.......
"Shinji?"
"GODDAMNIT!!! YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST IN YOU!!!!"
"But Shinji look you have one too!" (Shinji looks at his own crotch)
"WAAUUUUGGHH! I'm so confused!"
*Shinji runs off to cry. And then masturbate. And then cry some more.
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the_seventh_child wrote:I am open-minded but not when it comes to this. Kaworu has what it needs to be a male --even Misato referred to him as a boy-- It's a fact. Why argue with it?
The thing is, it's not 100.100% fact, and so Mr. Tines seems to have latched onto this. It's like the whole Religion thing - some Christians think that "you can't prove He doesn't exist!" (which, I guess in this case is "You can't prove Kaowru doesn't have a vagina!") is a valid counter-argument, when it's really not. That seems to be what's happening here :/
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes.
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CitizenGeek wrote:"You can't prove Kaowru doesn't have a vagina!"
That's because ve never shows ver palms.
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Mr. Tines wrote:CitizenGeek wrote:"You can't prove Kaowru doesn't have a vagina!"
That's because ve never shows ver palms.
Sorry, English please?
I think it's funny that you're just cherry-picking petty things to respond to, when lots of people have made strong points against your argument that deserves answering, I think!
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes.
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CitizenGeek has officially become my new hero! <3 :P
Anyway, if some people want to follow the fem-Kaworu theory when there aren't any points to backup it, ok then. Everyone has his/her opinion afterall!
Anyway, if some people want to follow the fem-Kaworu theory when there aren't any points to backup it, ok then. Everyone has his/her opinion afterall!
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CitizenGeek wrote:I think it's funny that you're just cherry-picking petty things to respond to, when lots of people have made strong points against your argument that deserves answering, I think!
In case it isn't obvious, we're messing with your head. Either laugh or ignore it, but please stop taking it so seriously.
CitizenGeek wrote:Mr. Tines wrote:CitizenGeek wrote:"You can't prove Kaowru doesn't have a vagina!"
That's because ve never shows ver palms.
I think it's funny that you're just cherry-picking petty things to respond to, when lots of people have made strong points against your argument that deserves answering, I think!
Relax Citizen, Tines is just having a little fun with you.
You see, it's a long standing joke around around these parts that Kaworu does in fact have vagina's. And ver on vis palms...
It's even in someone's sig, though I can seem to recall whose at the moment.
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BobBQ wrote:CitizenGeek wrote:I think it's funny that you're just cherry-picking petty things to respond to, when lots of people have made strong points against your argument that deserves answering, I think!
In case it isn't obvious, we're messing with your head. Either laugh or ignore it, but please stop taking it so seriously.
It's a joke? Well, isn't it peculiar that most people didn't take it as such? That this forums' warped idea of Evangelion canon, pushed by the powers-that-be on this forum have made it hard to distinguish a joke from something serious? :/
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes.
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CitizenGeek wrote:It's a joke? Well, isn't it peculiar that most people didn't take it as such? That this forums' warped idea of Evangelion canon, pushed by the powers-that-be on this forum have made it hard to distinguish a joke from something serious? :/
(Sigh.)
Would you please pull your head out of your backside?
F-K has never been accepted as part of Eva canon - even "this forums' warped idea of Evangelion canon" - and only a few people ever took it at all seriously. Now pretty much nobody does, and if you're going to keep getting so hung up on it than I'll have little choice but to assume that you were born without a sense of humor.
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TriLink12 wrote:
It's even in someone's sig, though I can seem to recall whose at the moment.
Brikhaus you mean?
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the_seventh_child wrote:Brikhaus you mean?TriLink12 wrote:It's even in someone's sig, though I can seem to recall whose at the moment.[/size]
Na, it's not Brik. The one I'm thinking of mentions the vagina palms specifically. I could of sworn it was Hexon.Arq, but all that seems to be their now is "i like apples". Damn, this is going to drive me crazy for the rest of the day.
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