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What if Evangelion was Dubbed/Remixed by [Insert Company]

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Postby Radical Lanzar » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:59 am

Okay, this is a parody topic. If you are not quite sure what that is, it's a topic created with light mockery in mind or what ifs... Basically in light of the dub topic, it was pointed out we've hit a new low, we can hit lower. However, there might come a time dubbing of Evangelion could be better.

Consider the following - if TOIE animation, Bandai or Fox Kids dubbed Evangelion? TOIE animation is famous for Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z and Digimon. Most of their animations are light hearted and focus on the power of friendship or groups of people working together. There's also that bit about power getting thrown into the works. So what happens? Eva Unit 01 suddenly gets a bunch of snazzy upgrades, lots of curvy armor and angles everywhere. I don't think NERV would be changed, at all - save for there might be back story and it wouldn't be for looks or keeping up appearances (something NERV is very good for).

If it were dubbed by Fox Kids or even Bandai, it would suck. Bandai gave us Sailor Moon Live Action before it was even a concept thought up by the Japanese. Corny catchphrases, bad humor, bad voice acting, and bad commercials to go with it. The sad thing is? This would be the very best show on Saturday Mornings/Weekday Afternoons. Imagine Evangelion hacked to pieces Shinji is the secondary character, and Asuka is seen as the main. Don't ask me how they got away with it, I heard they show the episodes out of order and omit others entirely. I really hated it when they COMBINED episodes.

What about yours? What company do you think could have made a better jof of dubbing or even creating/remixing Evangelion? These other companies do have their work cut out for them, this is Gainax creators of Evangelion, that we're comparing to. Do get your creativity on, I'd personally like to read something that doesn't involve overly analytical abstract of NGE.
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Postby Aiko Heiwa » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:55 am

4Kids dub of Evangelion.

Especially End.

"Misato and Ayanami scare me."

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Postby gatotsu911 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:01 am

Honestly, I don't think I'd want Evangelion to be dubbed anywhere other than Texas. When you want voice actors who sound like actual, everyday people, you turn to Texas, and I can't see any other approach doing Evangelion justice.
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Postby Radical Lanzar » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:03 am

View Original PostAiko Heiwa wrote:4Kids dub of Evangelion.

Especially End.

"Misato and Ayanami scare me."

THE END.

My reaction out loud:

:D >:D D:< OH GOD NOOO!
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Postby driftking18594 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:51 am

Hugh Laurie as Gendo. Although it is not "within the rearm of possibirity".

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Postby Allemann » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:42 pm

Dubbed by whoever dubbed Bakshi's movies.

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Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:08 pm

I want to hear Evangelion redubbed by Rooster Teeth Productions or Fuzzy Door Productions.

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Postby Tankred » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:35 pm

Oh great, another what if x dubbed eva thread.

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Postby Radical Lanzar » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:42 pm

View Original PostTankred wrote:Oh great, another what if x dubbed eva thread.

I'm sorry you don't like one anime vs the next, that's sort of how it works, especially when they're the same genre.
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Postby Tankred » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:15 pm

Apologies, I'm just being moody, I have no qualms, it just seems like de ja vu with the threads, that's all.

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Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:56 pm

ANIME SUCKS

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Postby Final Messenger » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:59 pm

BLASPHEMY!
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Postby Stryker » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:11 pm

Well... if you say so..
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Postby KnightmareX13 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:29 pm

View Original PostThe Eva Monkey wrote:ANIME SUCKS
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:13 pm

View Original PostKnightmareX13 wrote:first cleverbot and now monkey
what is the internet coming to?

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Postby Aiko Heiwa » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:32 pm

View Original PostThe Eva Monkey wrote:ANIME SUCKS

EVA MONKEY BETRAYED US
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Postby gatotsu911 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:55 pm

View Original PostAiko Heiwa wrote:EVA MONKEY BETRAYED US

Why?? Monkey, how could you choose your lover (obv. vidyagames) over us??
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