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Postby SenorSquiid » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:57 pm

Q. How do angels carry their belongings around?
A. In a sachiel.
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:06 pm

Hint: the link is for you, TDSA

I read that a long time ago, I still don't get how the ending was bad.
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Postby Xard » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:07 pm

View Original PostTwin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:I read that a long time ago, I still don't get how the ending was bad.


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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:08 pm

Unit 01 defeated Liltih dude....
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Postby SenorSquiid » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:12 pm

Less opinions.
More bad puns.
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Postby Xard » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:13 pm

View Original PostTwin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:Unit 01 defeated Liltih dude....


whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat O_____________________________o
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Postby KnightmareX13 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:25 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat O_____________________________o

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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:42 pm

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat O_____________________________o

Technically that did happen. Shinji allowed it to happen, but it still happened. She even took the nine MPs out too.
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Postby Xard » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:49 pm

View Original PostTwin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:Technically that did happen. Shinji allowed it to happen, but it still happened. She even took the nine MPs out too.


I have no idea what kind of twisted vision you have of eva. MP evas killed themselves. Lilith crumbled down because Shinji rejected Instrumentality, not because Eva-01 ravaged her inside out
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:58 pm

MP evas killed themselves. Lilith crumbled down because Shinji rejected Instrumentality, not because Eva-01 ravaged her inside out

I don't know Xard, if something tore open a head from the inside and you crumble shortly after I say that's a defeat. Cue Smash Mouth's "Defeat You". :bigguns:
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Postby SenorSquiid » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:24 pm

^^
Dude has a point.
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Postby Xard » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:25 pm

View Original PostTwin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:I don't know Xard, if something tore open a head from the inside and you crumble shortly after I say that's a defeat. Cue Smash Mouth's "Defeat You". :bigguns:


Lilith started decomposition process way before Eva-01 re-emerged from inside her eye.
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Postby Sachi » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:29 pm

Regardless of whether or not Unit-01 defeated Lilith, the point still remains that there was NO ACTION.

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Postby child of Lilith » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:32 pm

You stole my thunder, Sachi!
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Postby Combs » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:33 pm

Why didn't the Angel become a comedian?
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He didn't have the right materiel!
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Postby Clover » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:36 pm

View Original PostCombs wrote:He didn't have the right materiel!

I don't get it.
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:38 pm

You made Matariel cry by saying that.
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Postby Sachi » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:39 pm

View Original PostClover wrote:I don't get it.

Like Matarael.
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Postby KnightmareX13 » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:40 pm

What drink does Lilith and Adam order at a bar?
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Postby Clover » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:55 pm

ayy
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