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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:26 am

Teaser Trailer

What the hell?
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Postby Sachi » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:18 am

..................... *drops bagel*

That was even worse than LA Smurf teaser poster that has been going around.
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Postby planet news » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:35 am

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Postby Fazmotron » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:45 am

Wow, that was really really bad.

Not that I care, never liked the smurfs.
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Postby child of Lilith » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:26 pm

Thanks a lot for defiling a few more of my happy childhood memories, Hollywood! Is there nothing they won’t try and get their filthy hands on?
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:06 am

You mean AVATAR 2 is already coming out!!!! Why are they so small???

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:43 am

Why the hell are they in Manhattan???
Why is the tagline "GET SMURF'd"?

Based on the teaser it looks like a lame attempt at also making The Smurfs modern and "hip".
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Postby carla » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:18 am

i can't even see the trailer and i already find myself going WTBF?! :cringe:
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:07 pm

Yes, rape them. Rape them ALL. :mwahaha:
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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:06 pm

Please ignore this film. it doesn't deserve an iota of attention. Let alone a whole thread dedicated to it.

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Postby Guyver Spawn » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:53 pm

This movie looks just as bad as The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Just think that Marmaduke was bad enough.
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Postby child of Lilith » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:42 pm

Marmaduke? They actually made a movie about Marmaduke? :facepalm:
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:25 pm

View Original Postchild of Lilith wrote::facepalm:


:uhh: Yeah...
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Postby child of Lilith » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:11 pm

View Original PostJoseph the PRPD wrote::uhh: Yeah...

I think I’m going to cry... :gunmouth:
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Postby tomrule123 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:28 pm

SMURFS IN NYC?!
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Postby ZapX » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:55 pm

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