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Postby chee » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:39 pm

Sing the praises of Mystery Science Theater 3000 here. Post some clips if you feel so obliged.

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Postby The Bastard King » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:44 pm

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16:26 <BastardKing> KICK REASON TO THE CURB
16:26 <Fuyutsuki> BastardKing fires the kick cannon and it EXPLODES IN HIS FACE

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Postby Themaninblack » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:35 pm

Tom Servo: Torgo Your the laziest man on Mars.
I won.

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Postby chee » Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:46 pm

THE MANY NAMES OF DAVID RYDER

    Slab Bulkhead
    Fridge Largemeat
    Punt Speedchunk
    Butch Deadlift
    Bold Bigflank

    Splint Chesthair
    Flint Ironstag
    Bolt Vanderhuge
    Thick McRunfast
    Blast Hardcheese

    Buff Drinklots
    Trunk Slamchest
    Fist Rockbone
    Stump Beefgnaw
    Smash Lampjaw

    Punch Rockgroin
    Buck Plankchest
    Stump Chunkman
    Dirk Hardpeck
    Rip Steakface

    Slate Slabrock
    Crud Bonemeal
    Brick Hardmeat
    Rip Sidecheek
    Punch Sideiron

    Gristle McThornBody
    Slake Fistcrunch
    Buff Hardback
    Bob Johnson
    Blast Thickneck

    Crunch Buttsteak
    Slab Squatthrust
    Lump Beefrock
    Touch Rustrod
    Reef Blastbody

    Big McLargeHuge
    Smoke Manmuscle
    Beat Punchbeef
    Pack Blowfist
    Roll Fizzlebeef

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY


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AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGGQ1YXDd-c

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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:09 pm

Exeter: Place your hands above the rails.

[We hear the sound of static as the scientists' hands are suddenly pulled onto the rails.]

Exeter: They're magnetized.

Mike [as Exeter]: And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.
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Postby chee » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:16 pm

NOR-MAL VIIIEEEW!! NOR-MAL VIIIIEWWW!! NOR-MAL VIIIIIEEEEEW!!! NOOOORRRMAAAAL VIIIEEEEEW!!!!

Also:

http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/11/02/ride-the-cinematic-titanic-with-the-original-mst3k/

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Postby TriLink » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:28 pm

I found this video a couple of months ago. It's a parody of the MST3K opening song using footage from some retarded anime this guy apparently likes.
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Postby chee » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:31 pm

Interesting.

Haha....Gendo and Fuyutsuki as Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank.

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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:38 pm

TriLink12 wrote:I found this video a couple of months ago. It's a parody of the MST3K opening song using footage from some retarded anime this guy apparently likes.

That was awesome. But dammit, why didn't anyone notify me of this when I was putting together the Instrumental Extras?
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Postby Themaninblack » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:45 pm

^...HHHMMM....I wish they had...I had to download that separtley, I think I should recommened Death and Re-Birth as a movie for Rift-Trax now.
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Postby chee » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:53 pm

It's always funny when the movie ends up having a well-known actor in it.

Examples: Raul Julia in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, Jack Palance in Angel's Revenge

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Postby thewayneiac » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:14 pm

Ator suddenly storms the fortress on a hang-glider:

OK! First he kills a deer, then he streches the hides, then he builds an adonized aluminum frame and learns to weld and extrude, all in about five minutes.
Rejoice, glory is ours. Our young men have not died in vain. Their graves need no flowers. The tapes have recorded their names.
I am all there is.
Negative! Primative! Limited! I let you live.
But I gave you life.
What else could you do?
To do what was right.
I'm perfect, are you?

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Postby chee » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:22 pm

I personally found the villain's helmet rather interesting.

Cave Dwellers...ouch.

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Postby Alaska Slim » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:52 am

In the spirit of being neighborly… 8)
"Therefore encourage one another and build one another up, just as you are doing." - 1 Thessalonians 5:11

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Postby chee » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:27 am

As an American, I for one welcome our Canadian masters. Hell, anyone other than Bush at this point.

Haha...The Final Sacrifice.

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Postby BrikHaus » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:31 am

Next I'll ram my ovapositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien.
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Postby chee » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:40 am

ASSISTANT: You know what my kid would say?

TOM SERVO: "You're not my real father!!"


Anyone else think that, aside from the big forehead Exeter bore a slight resemblance to Jacques Derrida?

Here, you decide:

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Postby Alaska Slim » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:06 pm

chee wrote:As an American, I for one welcome our Canadian masters. Hell, anyone other than Bush at this point.

Really? Even the the antichrist? :twisted:

Damn I wish MST had stayed around a bit longer....

Anyway, Bush has been our president for over seven years, I say just let him finish his term peacefully. 8)
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Postby CitizenGeek » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:24 pm

Enlighten me, oh EGF masses: Just what in the hell is MST3K?
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf mutes.

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Postby chee » Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:41 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094517/


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