Zombies?! Liek Oh Em Gee!

Indigo Arcangel · Postby **Indigo Arcangel** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:28 am

Well, okay, if not Alaska, how about the polar opposite (no pun intended).

Why don't we let the zombies tag along behind us, and then find a large lava pit, and go around to the other side of it. Zombies, being really stupid, probably have not horizontal depth perception, and will not realise that they have to walk around the pit...so they'll just drop in like lemmings. Set up camp, and wait for them to all fall in like dominoes. Sorted.

Legendary · Postby **Legendary** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:38 am

I don't see why they wouldn't have depth perception if they had both eyes, and said eyes worked correctly. There are traps you could set up on similar lines (forcing them to go down a certain path that leads to doom), but lava pits probably aren't one of them. Also: lava pits are really insanely hot, too hot to be comfortable for long at the very least, and if the lava starts shooting up towards the ground, you'll get fried...

There are ways to survive, but a war against zombies is a slow, deadly war, not one that can be survived with a few tricks.

Postby **NemZ** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:49 am

Iron Rooster wrote:In the Xbox 360 game "Dead Rising". If you use a shower head on a zombie, you jab it into their skull and get a literal blood shower. Then the zombie dies.

Oh, okay. That's much less disgusting then the image I had.

Indigo Arcangel · Postby **Indigo Arcangel** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:47 am

To be completely honest, would it really be that desperate of a situation if zombies started to appear? Zombies are slow, stupid, and traditionally fragile. I could probably lop off one of their heads by hitting it with a Pringles tube.

That's much less disgusting than the image I had

Joseph the PRPD · Postby **Joseph the PRPD** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:35 am

NemZ wrote:
Iron Rooster wrote:In the Xbox 360 game "Dead Rising". If you use a shower head on a zombie, you jab it into their skull and get a literal blood shower. Then the zombie dies.

Oh, okay. That's much less disgusting then the image I had.

Ditto.

EDIT:
(reads some Marvel Zombies)
Y'know if we were against Marvel Zombies we would be ultimately screwed.

TheAyanamiOtaku · Postby **TheAyanamiOtaku** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:29 pm

make lots of superacids, then agent orange the cities after the mandatory evacuation order. rest of zombies can be picked off.

trick: make superacids efficiently, deploy quickly. screw the cost - the dead cannot give you a check.

alternative: use incendiary devices to raze the cities, then de-ban (what's the actual word for this) flamethrowers.

Defectron · Postby **Defectron** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:20 pm

Y'know if we were against Marvel Zombies we would be ultimately screwed.

Somehow the zombie galactie ate everything in the marvel universe in only 40 years when there was only a couple of them. I still have no idea how that was supposed to work. They even ate that living planet thingy.

For those unfamiliar, the zombie galacti are zombie hulk, spiderman, giantman and wolverine. Yeah four guys ate a whole planet and a whole lot more.

Joseph the PRPD · Postby **Joseph the PRPD** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:07 pm

Defectron wrote:For those unfamiliar, the zombie galacti are zombie hulk, spiderman, giantman and wolverine. Yeah four guys ate a whole planet and a whole lot more.

You are forgetting Zombie Luke Cage and Ironman.

Still though. Even before they all ate Galactus and gained his power. All the Zombified Heroes and Villains took out Earth in a matter of hours!

IrkenEvangelion · Postby **IrkenEvangelion** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:30 pm

If the zombie apocalypse were to happen I am 100% confident that I would survive and, not just survive, but thrive and live.

nozunam · Postby **nozunam** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:50 pm

i'll eat my veggies

Tsachoul · Postby **Tsachoul** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:51 am

It is difficult when one has absolutely no access to firearms, but I do have a goodly supply of blackpowder, as well as ball bearings for home-built claymores. I would probably assemble some sort of polearm, and attempt to set out into the harbour on our neighbors' boat with all the food I could carry. I would eventually make for land in order to get supplies, and be eaten by the zombies.

Ninjas are harder, as they can walk on water, and by the time you see them, you are already dead.

Raptors are somewhat easier to secure oneself against, though they can run crazy fast.

Alaska Slim · Postby **Alaska Slim** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:27 am

Tsachoul wrote:Ninjas are harder, as they can walk on water, and by the time you see them, you are already dead.

I know this was a common meme in Naruto, but when exactly did it become generally accepted that Ninjas are Jesus? :ehh:

Tsachoul wrote:Raptors are somewhat easier to secure oneself against, though they can run crazy fast.

Indeed.

Postby **ZapX** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:36 am

Where are the velociraptors' feathers and why are they so big?

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