Official EGF Dating Service

[Ryjin]

Screen Name: Sir Captain Awesum Pants Turbo Gold Edition
Brief Description of Yourself: Still alive despite almost never coming on anymore. Also, ugly as sin despite being a slick as the Devil
Age: As old as the internetz
Country of Birth: I am not birth in a country, countries are birthed by me
Type of Hairstyle: Long and unkempt
Favorite Number: 8
Favorite Color: Sky blue
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Ummmm.... None come to mind
Number of Fingers: Had 12 until that fateful day with a Chinese finger trap that went bad....
Your Favorite Posting on EGF Position: The Frothy Walrus
Favorite Food: The tears of hipsters and trendy pseudo-intellectuals
Weight of Brain: Silly zombies, I'm not falling for that one again.

SPOILER: Show

Me normal mode:

By [URL=http://profile.imageshack.us/user/felidance]felidance[/URL] at 2009-11-10

Me supra god mode:

By [URL=http://profile.imageshack.us/user/felidance]felidance[/URL] at 2010-04-14

[InstrumentalityOne]

This post on "http://forum.evageeks.org/thread/12659/Official-EGF-Dating-Service/20/" by the user "InstrumentalityOne", who is a citizen of the Austrian Republic has been seized by the Austrian Government.

Thank you for your co-operation.


Dieser Beitrag auf "http://forum.evageeks.org/thread/12659/Official-EGF-Dating-Service/20/" vom User namens "InstrumentalityOne", der ein Bürger der Österreichischen Republik ist, wurde von der Österreichischen Regierung eingezogen.

Ich danke Ihnen für Ihre Kooperation.

[Kenshin Sephiroth]

Damn you, Austria. Return InstrumentalityOne to us at ONCE!

[Aiko Heiwa]

Damn you, Austria. Return InstrumentalityOne to us at ONCE!

And give us some of those delicious vienna sausages too!

[KnightmareX13]

Can Austria even do that? I doubt they even have jurisdiction, I/O is probably just playing hard to get.

[Tankred]

Oh well.

[Stryker]

I thought this was stickied...

Ah well. I'll come up with something later.

[The Eva Monkey]

What the shit is going on in here guys?

[EvangelionFan]

Fazmotron started something wonderful, but then InstrumentalityOne had to do his meta-joke a day late and now everything is ruined

[Bomby von Bombsville]

Wait, this isn't for real? I was hoping to get paired up with Xard. :(

[Tankred]

Fazmotron started something wonderful, but then InstrumentalityOne had to do his meta-joke a day late and now everything is ruined

Yeah, was nice while it lasted.

[EvangelionFan]

Hey, don't dismiss it yet. It still has a chance if other users can post their profiles ~~

[Warren Peace]

Awesome! I was looking for a way to get my penis chopped off over a concurrency debate.

[Fazmotron]

What the shit is going on in here guys?

We discussed this remember. Now, put up your profile so that I can forcibly rig our romance.

[InstrumentalityOne]

So I went to the austrian internet bureau yesterday and fought long and hard to -maybe- fulfill my true love on this wonderful forum filled with amazing individuals.
My passionate speech and my burning words which came came from my yet icy and flaming lips of conviction has convinced them that boundaries are nothing but delusions they have made to delude themselves.

So I come here today to bring you my true profile I posted before the edit:

SPOILER: Show

I want to date teh lolis

[EvangelionFan]

I want to date teh lolis

Use the profile template provided in the OP or no lolis

[Sgt. Griff]

Screen Name: Pragmatic Entropy
Brief Description of Yourself: Now words can describe me. Aside from cupuscural, idiosyncratic, and beset.
Age: 13
Country of Birth: Kiwiland
Type of Hairstyle: Spike
Favourite Number: 7
Favourite Colour: green
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Adam motherfucking Savage
Number of Fingers: All of them
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: (e.g. standing, sitting, tumbling) Skydiving
Favourite Food: Fried chicken and watermelon
Weight of Brain: 13.42 Newtons
Picture:

It shows my unassuming appearance yet displays my air of trickery.

[InstrumentalityOne]

Screen Name: InstrumentalityOne
Brief Description of Yourself: I like films, music, vidya gaems, watch animu, play gitah in a band that currently writes a song that kind of sounds like the theme song of Silent Hill 2 with it's chord progression and procrastinating on the internet.
Age: 17
Country of Birth: Austria
Type of Hairstyle: My hair goes wherever it wants, but mid-length thick black hair to the right
Favourite Number: 2
Favourite Colour: Depends, really. Lighter blue
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: Dunno, I really want to be Araragi though.
Number of Fingers: All of them, I really want to keep my pinky tho
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: (e.g. standing, sitting, tumbling) Lady-sit of guilt
Favourite Food: Everything that's salty, spicy and gives me the worst toilet sessions ever
Weight of Brain: lolis

[Dirty Mick]

Screen Nameirty Mick
Brief Description of Yourself:Psychedelic marine based animal
Age: looks 16/17ish
Country of Birth: water well in someone's back yard
Type of Hairstyle: sharp
Favourite Number: 16:15 or 25:24
Favourite Colour: red
Film/TV Character that reminds you of yourself: the one that can't stop making you feel a little moist
Number of Fingers: 11
Your Favourite Posting on EGF Position: knees tucked to chin, rocking slightly
[b]Favourite Food: fear, rum
Weight of Brain: if only

[img]http://forum.evageeks.org/profilepic.php?u=4462[/img]

I'm a slippery fellow.

[Hunter21]

What the shit is going on in here guys?

A bunch of lonely virgin manboys trying to get paired up with each other or the one (underaged) girl who posted a reply. So basically "the interbutt".