What ails ya?

[supershinjiasukashipper]

Lately I have been having problems with insomnia lately, sometimes I can't get to sleep, then other times I get to sleep just fine then can't wake up. Freaky. What sickness is making your lives complicated?

[Galaxy News Reidio]

If you're havin' sleep problems I feel bad for ya, son
I got 99 problems but a nap ain't one.

In other news, the weather here in Britain is being a douche right now.

[Joseph the PRPD]

I suffer from a severe case of breathing.

[Killer Bee]

I suffer from intense orgasms every time I visit EGF.

[Joseph the PRPD]

You should get that checked out. Sounds severe.

I have but every time I see a doctor about this they look at me as if I'm some kind of loony.
I'm surprised they don't understand how severe my case is.

[Dirty Mick]

I work a night shift, so every Friday I just say up till Saturday sunrise. The random crap that floats through my brain after the 25th hour is, like, wheee~

I need new guitar strings too, this overpriced dental-floss Wal-Mart is selling sucks.

EDIT: Killer Bee and PRPD's avatars have the same exact expression and it's kinda creepy.

[The Eva Monkey]

I suffer from intense orgasms every time I visit EGF.

Oh, you too?

[Dartz]

I have a terminal case of life.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

I had a really bad cold Monday. I couldn't stand up without being dizzy, my throat hurt, I could barely breath through my nose. It was awful. Fortunately, it all went downhill after that, and now I'm just phlegmy and a little stuffy.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

I had a really bad cold Monday. I couldn't stand up without being dizzy, my throat hurt, I could barely breath through my nose. It was awful. Fortunately, it all went downhill after that, and now I'm just phlegmy and a little stuffy.

My grandmother had that too, exept hers started thanksgiving and didn't end till wednesday of this week.

@TEM and Killer Bee:
Me too, I was just afraid to say anyhting because I thought I was the only one. I don't feel so lonely now.

@GNR:
Thanks for the bad song reference. Sucks to be you with the weather.

@PRPD:
Didn't you hear the news, doctors say you need to do that breathing thing to live.

[Joseph the PRPD]

That's what the government wants you to think.
You can train yourself to live without the use of your lungs. Ancient Chi Masters from somewhere in Asia mastered this technique centuries ago.

[Naminator]

Been having nausea and heartburn every day for more than a month now. Probably have an ulcer in my stomach, getting an upper GI endoscopy this thursday to check wtf is wrong.

Yea last month has been a bitch :)

[FreakyFilmFan4ever]

Freaky. What sickness is making your lives complicated?

Gosh, call me out on it will ya?

I get migraines often. I'm kind of dealing with one right now. Even almost vomited over it.

Thankfully if I catch them early enough I can kill it with a dose of ibuprofen. And they're not that common. (Once a month to every other month.) But this one crept up on me over night and decided to decimate me all morning until I could get some ibuprofen at the store. (Attack me with my guard down, will ya migraine?)

I'm feeling better now, and awaiting the day when it'll hit me again.

[Nyeeh]

In other news, the weather here in Britain is being a douche right now.

This! I've been trapped in my house since sunday. There's a very basic supermarket relatively nearby (45 minute walk) so I haven't been hurting for food at least.

Going back on topic, I've suffered from chronic nosebleeds since I was 10 or so. This year, the frequency had increased dramatically (I averaged at one every 3 days) so the decision was made to get my nose cauterised.

The right nostrel was cauterised in august. The procedure went well and I've had no nosebleeds from that nostrel since then. However, towards the end of october, it came time to cauterise the left one.

That... didn't go well.

Basically, for some reason, the anasthetic did not work thiis time and I was immediatley sent into extreme pain. The doctor pannicked and sprayed heaps of anasthetic onto/around my nose, leaving my face completley numb. He then rushed through the procedure and sent me off on my way. I felt like crap for a good 3 or 4 days after that.

Unfortunatly, my left nostrel has since been the frequent victim of severe nosebleeds, the most recent being today and lasted for a good while (about 30 minutes or so). Naturally, these nosebleeds have become quite a nuisance and leave me feeling completley drained.

Thankfully if I catch them early enough I can kill it with a dose of ibuprofen. And they're not that common. (Once a month to every other month.) But this one crept up on me over night and decided to decimate me all morning until I could get some ibuprofen at the store. (Attack me with my guard down, will ya migraine?)

You have my sympathies. My dad has these all the time and they can be really awful.

[Merridian]

I get migraines often. I'm kind of dealing with one right now. Even almost vomited over it.

Thankfully if I catch them early enough I can kill it with a dose of ibuprofen. And they're not that common. (Once a month to every other month.) But this one crept up on me over night and decided to decimate me all morning until I could get some ibuprofen at the store. (Attack me with my guard down, will ya migraine?)

I get those too, but mine aren’t as frequent. Years ago I used to get around 2-3 every two months, but now it’s closer to one or two every four months. My doctor has me on as-needed meds for the things; fortunately I haven’t had to use any since… I guess September was the last time I got one that severe.

Have you considered seeing a specialist? I haven't bothered since mine are relatively infrequent, but if you're averaging one a month, that sounds almost debilitating. Especially since they tend to last for days at a time.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

I've only had migraine once, but it was awful. It was the only time I'd ever been bedridden for an entire day because of horrible, throbbing pain. You definitely have my sympathies.

[Oz]

Oh, you too?

Did you cum twice too? I need a tongue bath!

[supershinjiasukashipper]

@PRPD:
Teach me sensei!

@FF4E, Merridian:
Actually I can cure most migranes by putting my palms over the affected area and foucusing my bodily energies. (im serious about this too) I don't usually tell people so I can avoid that stupid methodist healer appearance. Actually it is more refined than that shit, but I am christian and so people usually make that connection. My skills bring me shame at times due to this stereotypes.

@nyeeh:
That sounds really bad. On the other hand you can use it as a joke, or maybe even to pick up girls.

@Naminator:
Tell us how that goes, good luck.

@Oz:
I came till the floor shook. I need to call the cleaning crew now.

[NemZ]

Actually I can cure most migranes by putting my palms over the affected area and foucusing my bodily energies.

You mean like this?




Also, tendonitis is a pain in the ass (well, elbow really) when your job involves sitting at a computer all day. Maybe I need a new desk?

[Merridian]

Actually I can cure most migranes by putting my palms over the affected area and foucusing my bodily energies. (im serious about this too)

I... what

I don't think you're dealing with migraines, man. If you are, they must be pretty mild