The Yakuza did it!

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Postby Winslow Leach » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:03 pm

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2005-09-20-wacky-weatherman_x.htm

I haven't had such a good laugh all week.

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Postby Vulkurt » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:27 am

Winslow Leach wrote:http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2005-09-20-wacky-weatherman_x.htm

I haven't had such a good laugh all week.


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OMGWTF?
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Postby Zuggy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:36 pm

Heh. Remember about that Russian made Scalar weapon and atomospheric heaters like HAARP I mentioned a little while back?
Blame the ionosphere.

Another popular con theory- airplane trails -Although I still can't get my head around these 'chemtrails' affecting air mass/temp that much.

Nobody listens to the crazy guy.

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Postby sachiel » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:43 pm

Vulkurt wrote:
:shock:

OMGWTF?


I second that.

OMGWTFBBQ? :o
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Postby Hunter21 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:16 pm

Reading stuff like that makes me want to cry.
EVANGERIONANIME is stupid

Come Join the Sakaki Fan Club!

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Postby thewayneiac » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:57 pm

Uh.....

If the Japanese can do that, why don't they use the same machine to steer typhoons away from Japan? :roll:
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Postby S.O.M » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:27 pm

he discovered the theory on the Internet


You don't say! :lol:
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Postby akda1ndaonly1 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:35 pm

That is just plain stupid...

But to think of all the possibilities if you could control weather... *thinks wistfully*
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Postby Timesplitter 01 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:38 pm

Talk about stupid.

*falls off chair laughing*

The guy must have an IQ of 1 :roll:
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Postby Zuggy » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:41 pm

thewayneic: Why is the cure for all diseases suppressed? Why are zero-point energy devices suppressed? Why is the data that supports EM radiation has no ill effects wrong? Why doesnt anyone use atomospheric heaters to stop hurricanes / reverse droughts? Why do people believe that we live in a progessive society? Why do we have less knowledge of the earth now than the civilisatoins thousands of years ago? Why do we let anyone have a go at leading our countries? Why is it that the majority of the American population are ill? Why does my head hurt? Why, why, why?

Money, distorted worldviews and personel interests!

You can wake up now.

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Postby thewayneiac » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:10 pm

Zugzwang wrote:thewayneic: Why is the cure for all diseases suppressed? Why are zero-point energy devices suppressed? Why is the data that supports EM radiation has no ill effects wrong? Why doesnt anyone use atomospheric heaters to stop hurricanes / reverse droughts? Why do people believe that we live in a progessive society? Why do we have less knowledge of the earth now than the civilisatoins thousands of years ago? Why do we let anyone have a go at leading our countries? Why is it that the majority of the American population are ill? Why does my head hurt? Why, why, why?

Money, distorted worldviews and personel interests!

You can wake up now.


You forgot:

Who built the pyramids? ELVIS!
Who built Stonehinge? ELVIS!
Do you know what's really going on down in that Bermuda Triangle Place? ELVIS NEEDS BOATS! ELVIS NEEDS BOATS! ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS NEEDS BOATS!
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Postby Space Penis » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:48 pm

Man, have none of you folks seen Timecube?
Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise!

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Postby S.O.M » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:09 pm

Space Penis wrote:Man, have none of you folks seen Timecube?


I checked it out

and I don't get it

too much text and I'm just too lazy to read it all taht all
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Postby Zuggy » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:34 pm

Elvis eh?

I'm lost for words so a acronym will have to do: WTF?

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Postby thewayneiac » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:14 pm

Zugzwang wrote:Elvis eh?

I'm lost for words so a acronym will have to do: WTF?


I mostly posted that because I was at a loss for words. I couldn't figure out if you were joking or if you actually beleive all this rubbish:

Why is the cure for all diseases suppressed? Why are zero-point energy devices suppressed? Why is the data that supports EM radiation has no ill effects wrong? Why doesnt anyone use atomospheric heaters to stop hurricanes / reverse droughts? Why do people believe that we live in a progessive society? Why do we have less knowledge of the earth now than the civilisatoins thousands of years ago? Why do we let anyone have a go at leading our countries? Why is it that the majority of the American population are ill?


So I gave those bizzare conspiracy theories the treatment they deserved by comparing them to Mojo Nixon's classic indictment of Elvis Mania.

Here is where those references fit into their original context:

Elvis is Everywhere
by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, released 1987:

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.


Let me tell you--
Wellllllll...


Elvis is everywhere!
Elvis is everything!
Elvis is everybody!
Elvis is still the King!
Man oh man, what I want you to see
Is that the Big E's inside of you and me!


Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody.
Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers.
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies.
Elvis is in your mom!
He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
The fat, the skinny,
The white, the black, the brown
And the blue people got Elvis in them too.


Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is.
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis!
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him, lemme tell ya:


Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him!


And Elvis is in Joan Rivers,
But he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up, Joanie Baby!


Elvis is everywhere!
Elvis is everything!
Elvis is everybody!
Elvis is still the King!
Man oh man, what I want you to see
Is that the Big E's inside of you and me!


Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world.
Lot of things people say,
"What the heck's going on?"
Let me tell you!
Who built the pyramids? ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge? ELVIS!
Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street pushing shopping carts,
And you think they're talking to Allah,
They're talking to themselves,
Man, no, they're talking to ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS!


You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle?
Elvis needs boats!
Elvis needs boats!
Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis needs boats!
Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
People from outer space they come up to me,
They don't look like like Doctor Spock,
They don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis!
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis!


'Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness.
Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!


Elvis is everywhere!
Elvis is everything!
Elvis is everybody!
Elvis is still the King!
Man oh man, what I want you to see
Is that the Big E's inside of you and me!


That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!
Save me, Elvis!
Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light!"


That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of you,
And he's talkin' to you.
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!
(Uh-huh-huh!) Like the king!
(Uh-huh-huh!) Get that leg going now
(Uh-huh-huh!) Get your lip too.
(Uh-huh-huh!) Not no fool Billy Idol lip either.
(Uh-huh-huh!) Everybody!
(Uh-huh-huh!) Yeah, we're rockin' now!
Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!
Peoples!
Everybody!
Everybody got to sing!"


Elvis is everywhere!
Elvis is everything!
Elvis is everybody!
Elvis is still the King!
Man oh man, what I want you to see
Is that the Big E's inside of you and me!


Elvis is everywhere!
Elvis is everything!
Elvis is everybody!
Elvis is still the King!
Man oh man, what I want you to see
Is that the Big E's inside of you and me!
Elvis!

(impersonator's voice) Well, thank ya, ma'am.
Rejoice, glory is ours. Our young men have not died in vain. Their graves need no flowers. The tapes have recorded their names.
I am all there is.
Negative! Primative! Limited! I let you live.
But I gave you life.
What else could you do?
To do what was right.
I'm perfect, are you?

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Postby Zuggy » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:55 pm

If you bother to look into it you'll find evidence supporting all that I said in that post. You try to reduce my credability by stating that what I said was one part of 'bizzare conspiracy theories' which is interesting due to the lack of any counterargument against what I had said, thus you quote some song. Trying to make what I said appear comical. Crowdist.

Heres a bit of reading I recommend:

Relating to EMF: but it has many good articles besides this.
http://www.equilibra.uk.com/emfsbio.shtml

Scalar energy:
http://www.rense.com/general39/scalarenergy.htm

Intervies with various energy experts, one of which is working on zero-point energy in America at the moment:
http://www.americanantigravity.com/interviews.shtml

Another good place for all the above, although some effects he describes are questionable:
http://www.cheniere.org/books/excalibur/index.html

A interesting blog that deals with some aspects of controled intelligence:
http://www.mindhacks.com/

Another site for all the above:
http://educate-yourself.org/cn/

A decent, clear science website. Deals with telsa:
http://amasci.com/

There is also this thread at Deoxy that leads to many interesting links:
http://deoxy.org/forum/showflat.pl?Cat=4&Board=inc&Number=18719&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5

Post at Deoxy by me, leading to same links however- just highlighted:
http://deoxy.org/forum/showflat.pl?Cat=1&Board=vox&Number=30902&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5

Plate tectonics article is related (sorta):
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/homepage.htm#Th

And the random page for politics of course:
http://www.anus.com/

Oh yeah and orgone energy is useful as well, that can be found easy with google though.

There are also a load of books that I have relating to most of the above, but I can't be bothered to list them all- and these links should guide you in the right direction anyway.
So, if your interested in this, and want to know a slice of the truth - these links proved reliable to me. Take what you need.
Have fun, and don't go building delta-t antennas off the mark! lol

Edit: Obiviously your ignorant of yourself, seeking to discredit others for thinking. who the hell made you? And if you ever claim to be a scientist or a seeker of truth you are lieing. Cos you close yourself off to information. Thats like closing your eyes and claiming to be able to see, and misguiding other people around you. You walk forwards with everyone and step off a cliff edge. I'm fucking tired of people like you trying to mind control everyone by pumping your negative shit into the field all the time. The more knowledge that is availible the more we move forward to change at the end/next era of the calender. Your only here to spread disinformation and fear

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Postby Zuggy » Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:12 pm

Rife was another who cured certain types of cancer in America. (along with others like Moray etc.)

Here & here.


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