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Postby Dave » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:35 pm

That link doesn't work Kiel, for some reason photobucket keeps asking me for your account password. Oh, and Kiel - if you don't leave Rei alone [enormous 402 pt font]I WILL KILL YOU!![/enormous]
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Postby Cogboy » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:52 pm

I can't get in either. :(

i couldn't even figure out the proper address.
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Postby Dark FireStar » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:26 pm

Im locked out also!! :x
Don't ban me for a limited time! Either ban me for good or let me be. (I only hold grudges for a few years lol)

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Postby Kiel » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:01 pm

ah crap.

Gomen, I'm new to photobucket.

hold on, let's see...

http://photobucket.com/practice.php?id=274sy

Try this one.

And Dave, I think Rei could be a fighter.

Don't you believe in her Dave?

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FAITH?!

Cuz I do, and I personnaly think she could mop the floor with Asuka, given proper instruction.
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Postby Dave » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:04 pm

Rei is already the most coordinated of the three pilots, so I bet she could take Asuka without any train... wait... DAMNIT KIEL! My typing fingers, THEY BURN! What have I done?!?!?
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Postby Kiel » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:57 pm

Don't worry Dave,

In the words of Jailbird Martha Stuart:

"It's a good thing".
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Postby Dave » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:34 pm

No it is not good! Rei, my goddess, forgive me!
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Postby ChronoX » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:39 pm

cain luppus wrote:BRILLIANT!

How about Eva meets Pulp Fiction, except the suitcase contains adam!

if you want that, go to http://ea.anifics.com and find it in there as a fanfic
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Postby MongolSquad » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:21 pm

Kiel wrote:*cue Rocky theme music*


This may sound really weird.....but when I saw Rocky...I thought of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.......imagine a crossover of The Rocky Horror Picture and Neon Genesis Evangelion.......just think about it........think very hard......

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Postby Hunter21 » Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:37 am

Kiel wrote:ah crap.

Gomen, I'm new to photobucket.

hold on, let's see...

http://photobucket.com/practice.php?id=274sy

Try this one.

And Dave, I think Rei could be a fighter.

Don't you believe in her Dave?

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FAITH?!

Cuz I do, and I personnaly think she could mop the floor with Asuka, given proper instruction.

:twisted: :twisted: one of these days I am really going to have to torture you people with my fanfic, and a Rei vs. Asuka battle royale is touched upon :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby Kiel » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:19 am

one of these days I am really going to have to torture you people with my fanfic, and a Rei vs. Asuka battle royale is touched upon


:shock: :D Oooh! Eva / Battle Royale!!!

Awsome Idea!!!!
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Postby Hunter21 » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:56 pm

I have already written and typed that chapter. I don't really know if this really matters but I found a plausible way for this fight to happen in their school swimsuits too. :wink:
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Postby ChronoX » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:22 pm

BIKINI MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAHOO
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Postby Kiel » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:49 pm

I love battle royale!!!!

That would be perfect, please post a link to the story if possible.

Even if it's not complete or you think it's bad, I'd still love to read it.

And now for something completely different...

After seeing Team America, I noticed that the original Thunderbirds theme kinda works well with Eva...plus the Evas are already numbered 00 to 04....hmmmmm

Eva marrionettes!!!!

YES! :D
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Postby Hexon.Arq » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:10 am

This may sound really weird.....but when I saw Rocky...I thought of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.......imagine a crossover of The Rocky Horror Picture and Neon Genesis Evangelion.......just think about it........think very hard......


Frank N. Furter : Kaworu
Janet : Asuka
Brad : Shinji
Riff Raff : Gendo
Magenta : Ritsuko
Columbia : Hikari
Eddie : Touji
Rocky : Kaji
Criminologist : Fuyutsuki

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Postby Kiel » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:05 am

What, no Rei?!

Hexon.Arq, there's gotta be a way to include wonderbread in there somehow...

...hmmm, backup singer?

I haven't seen RHPS in a long while, so I can't figure out a good character for her to play.

What else......

OOOH!

If he survived, I think a certain documentarian would like to cover the worldwide devestation NERV causes the world in order to protect it.

Michael Moore!

I'm sure he'd put the bastards in their place! :lol:
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Postby Hexon.Arq » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:53 pm

You asked for it...

"Homosexual Incest and Pedophilia" scenario:

Frank N. Furter : Gendo
Janet (sex reversal - Brad) : Shinji
Brad (sex reversal - Janet) : Asuka
Riff Raff : Fuyutsuki
Magenta : Ritsuko
Columbia : Misato
Eddie : Kaji
Rocky : Rei
Inspector : Kiel
Criminologist : Kensuke

Shinji does Asuka. Gendo creates his sex goddess, Rei. Rei does Shinji. Gendo, the sick bastard, does all of them (even Shinji, ugh). Misato is mad for old flame Kaji. Gendo kills Kaji. Misato gets uber-pissed. Kiel shows up in a wheelchair and everyone is served Kaji. Gendo makes everyone do the gay dance number. Fuyutsuki and Ritsuko show up to thwart Gendo's plans. Rei tries to save Gendo. Gendo dies. Everybody gets drunk, except Kensuke who needs his sobriety to dramatize with cheezy narration that only he can execute.

"The Visit" (actual NGE Universe) scenario:

Frank N. Furter : Misato
Janet : Hikari
Brad : Touji
Riff Raff : Shinji
Magenta : Rei
Columbia : Asuka
Eddie : Kaji
Rocky : Pen-Pen
Inspector : Kensuke
Criminologist : Fuyutsuki

Okay, now that I think of it, that one has some real fanfic possibilities (complete with revised lyrics for all the songs; I can just hear Shinji singing out the window about how crappy his day was -- "into my liiii-ii-ii-iiiife"). Hikari and Touji come over to get out of the rain, and Shinji and Rei are all sulky and weird. Misato comes out all drunk and horny. Asuka joins them and they all start doing weird shit, while Misato, in a drunken stupor, hits on both of the visitors. She introduces them to Pen-Pen, her "pet". Hikari falls in love with Pen-Pen (not in that way, sickos). Kaji crashes the "party", and a chipper Asuka makes her feelings obvious. In a drunken rage, Misato beats the hell out of Kaji and leaves him unconscious on the couch. Kensuke shows up. Then Misato forces everyone to dance. In her drunkenness, Misato makes a big mess of things, and Shinji and Rei get the hell out of there. Misato falls over, despite the best efforts of Pen-Pen, in a dramatic scene worthy of Scorsese and gets knocked unconscious. I don't know what Kensuke does, but he gets a laugh or two. The end.

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Postby Dave » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:46 pm

Masterful.
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Postby Kiel » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:43 pm

I agree, well done.

Wow, s'been a while since I've been here. Lemme think up a couple of new ones...

well, it's not exactly a movie, but given the right balance of characters, It could work.

*cue Seinfeld theme*

Toji bursts through the door like Kramer

Toji: hey guys! I hear there's an angel attacking over near the Tokai district.

Shinji: How can you tell?

Toji: ...oh I can tell.

Shinji: Well, I'm the only pilot here, which leaves Rei, Asuka, Kaworu and... Newman...

:shock: Woah, did that just happen? I think my Imagination's broke :?

Okay, c'mon, gotta look good for the Lappy.

Since Eva's already jam packed with numerous catholic and kabbalistic icons and references...why not just go for the gusto.

Evangelion in Kevin Smith's DOGMA.

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