[CYOA]Malcolm's Fantastic Adventures in Malcolmland
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[CYOA]Malcolm's Fantastic Adventures in Malcolmland
You wake up at your desk. A drool puddle has formed on your desk in your sleep. You remember: print out those spreadsheets. You hit print. No go. Again. No go. You sigh. You try every troubleshooting trick you can think of. No go. Who do you go to for help?
A) Kaji
B) Anita
C) Ritsuko
A) Kaji
B) Anita
C) Ritsuko
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D) call 1 800 windoes tech support.
alternatively go bug Ritsuko and call her "glorified tech support"
alternatively go bug Ritsuko and call her "glorified tech support"
In this time of Rebuild, I'm proud to be one of the few fans of the original NGE, and one of the last proud fans of Asuka Langley Soryu.
Avatar: A fighting boy meets girl on a one night stand, walking into the blue, ending day by day as they dance in a very merry Christmas, continuing on my own as a burning one man force while you come and make my day approaching in the nick of time and always, stand by me.
Avatar: A fighting boy meets girl on a one night stand, walking into the blue, ending day by day as they dance in a very merry Christmas, continuing on my own as a burning one man force while you come and make my day approaching in the nick of time and always, stand by me.
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...Wait, I heard that hitting your head on a button doesn't make it any better...I just broke my keyboard...Damn it.
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The Moats of Quotes
"Life is becoming more and more indistinguishable from Onion articles." ~Monk Ed
"Oh my gods, that is awesome. I am inclined to forgive both Grant and the dub in general for that." ~Bagheera
"I don't try to engage in intelligent conversation here anymore."~Chee
"Look, if loving a clone of your mom is wrong, I don't wanna be right." ~Chuckman
|Why angels fight.|What Bagheera is talking about.|
The Moats of Quotes
"Life is becoming more and more indistinguishable from Onion articles." ~Monk Ed
"Oh my gods, that is awesome. I am inclined to forgive both Grant and the dub in general for that." ~Bagheera
"I don't try to engage in intelligent conversation here anymore."~Chee
"Look, if loving a clone of your mom is wrong, I don't wanna be right." ~Chuckman
|Why angels fight.|What Bagheera is talking about.|
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I think Ritsuko can take a break from engineering the future of mankind to help Malcolm with the printer.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
You walk over to Ritsuko's office. As you get closer, you hear something. Something that immediately fills you with foreboding. A voice. More accurately, a singing voice.
"I'm a pretty kitty, I'm a little kitty kitty, and i do the kitty dance..."
It's unmistakably her voice. As you get closer, you can hear the sound of feet shuffling about.
"Kitty dance dance, kitty kitty dance dance-"
As you step closer, your foot accidentally bumps into the door, and unfortunately for you, who at first thought the door was closed, it in fact was only half so. You are not prepared for what you are about to see. The good doctor has frozen in a ridiculous dance pose, stark naked with the exception of a plastic cat mask totally obscuring her face. On her desk sit two apathetic-looking cats, both wearing cat sweaters with a facsimile of her own wildly grinning face sewn onto the front. All three are looking at you. You have the weirdest boner.
You:
A. Back away slowly, and bolt it over to Kaj's office
B. Awkwardly try to ignore what you are seeing, and try to ask her for help with the printer
C. Awkwardly excuse yourself and rub one out in the men's room
"I'm a pretty kitty, I'm a little kitty kitty, and i do the kitty dance..."
It's unmistakably her voice. As you get closer, you can hear the sound of feet shuffling about.
"Kitty dance dance, kitty kitty dance dance-"
As you step closer, your foot accidentally bumps into the door, and unfortunately for you, who at first thought the door was closed, it in fact was only half so. You are not prepared for what you are about to see. The good doctor has frozen in a ridiculous dance pose, stark naked with the exception of a plastic cat mask totally obscuring her face. On her desk sit two apathetic-looking cats, both wearing cat sweaters with a facsimile of her own wildly grinning face sewn onto the front. All three are looking at you. You have the weirdest boner.
You:
A. Back away slowly, and bolt it over to Kaj's office
B. Awkwardly try to ignore what you are seeing, and try to ask her for help with the printer
C. Awkwardly excuse yourself and rub one out in the men's room
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I pick B
Avatar:super high school level ???? Kyouko Kirigiri
"Before Pimptimus turned the Jupitris into his brothel it was giant helium carrier"- Fireball
"to solve a mystery sometimes you have to take risks. Isn't that right?"- Kyouko Kirigiri
more people should read Dangan Ronpa
"Before Pimptimus turned the Jupitris into his brothel it was giant helium carrier"- Fireball
"to solve a mystery sometimes you have to take risks. Isn't that right?"- Kyouko Kirigiri
more people should read Dangan Ronpa
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==> B. Awkwardly try to ignore what you are seeing, and try to ask her for help with the printer
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