[CYOA]Malcolm's Fantastic Adventures in Malcolmland

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[CYOA]Malcolm's Fantastic Adventures in Malcolmland

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Postby chee » Fri May 14, 2010 8:00 pm

You wake up at your desk. A drool puddle has formed on your desk in your sleep. You remember: print out those spreadsheets. You hit print. No go. Again. No go. You sigh. You try every troubleshooting trick you can think of. No go. Who do you go to for help?

A) Kaji

B) Anita

C) Ritsuko

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Postby Eric Blair » Fri May 14, 2010 8:03 pm

D) call 1 800 windoes tech support.

alternatively go bug Ritsuko and call her "glorified tech support"
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri May 14, 2010 8:07 pm

B) Anita, your future waifu. :wink:
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Postby esselfortium » Fri May 14, 2010 8:08 pm

Go bother Ritsuko, I'm sure she'll be thrilled.

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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Fri May 14, 2010 9:31 pm

B) Anita.

Looking forward to the trials and tribulations of more generic office duties, btw.
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Postby D. Tuck » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:12 pm

I'd go to Ritsuko, and annoy the hell out of her. >:D

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sat May 28, 2011 3:22 pm

EB wrote:[Kaji] Malcolm, stop dressing up as batman.

[Malcolm] WIDNEFUWEWEEEEERGH


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Postby Someone » Sat May 28, 2011 3:55 pm

Just keep hitting the print button.

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Postby Stryker » Sat May 28, 2011 4:16 pm

View Original PostSomeone wrote:Just keep hitting the print button.

:headdesk: ...Wait, I heard that hitting your head on a button doesn't make it any better...I just broke my keyboard...Damn it.
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:41 pm

I think Ritsuko can take a break from engineering the future of mankind to help Malcolm with the printer.
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Postby chee » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:37 am

You walk over to Ritsuko's office. As you get closer, you hear something. Something that immediately fills you with foreboding. A voice. More accurately, a singing voice.

"I'm a pretty kitty, I'm a little kitty kitty, and i do the kitty dance..."

It's unmistakably her voice. As you get closer, you can hear the sound of feet shuffling about.

"Kitty dance dance, kitty kitty dance dance-"

As you step closer, your foot accidentally bumps into the door, and unfortunately for you, who at first thought the door was closed, it in fact was only half so. You are not prepared for what you are about to see. The good doctor has frozen in a ridiculous dance pose, stark naked with the exception of a plastic cat mask totally obscuring her face. On her desk sit two apathetic-looking cats, both wearing cat sweaters with a facsimile of her own wildly grinning face sewn onto the front. All three are looking at you. You have the weirdest boner.

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A. Back away slowly, and bolt it over to Kaj's office

B. Awkwardly try to ignore what you are seeing, and try to ask her for help with the printer

C. Awkwardly excuse yourself and rub one out in the men's room

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Postby child of Lilith » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:49 am

B.
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Postby esselfortium » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:51 am

B. It would be the most awkward way.

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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:37 am

B for the love of god.
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Postby Final Messenger » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:08 pm

I pick B
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:42 pm

B for maximum hilarity!
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Postby EvangelionFan » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:49 pm

I believe B is best.
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Postby Xana » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:17 pm

B as in Bee.

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Postby Sgt. Griff » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:42 pm

Kaji. Just because.
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Postby Omegagouki » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:20 pm

==> B. Awkwardly try to ignore what you are seeing, and try to ask her for help with the printer
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